ABSOLUTELY HAPPENING, object headed towards Earth

I'm an employee at Pine Gap; simply disclosing that is enough for me to face 20 years in federal prison.

The truth is that several separate agencies across the world have identified and are tracking an object that is heading towards Earth.

What I'm about to tell you is the truth and is terrifying. From my assumption, less than a few thousand people have the information I'm about to tell you. The object heading towards our planet has changed it's trajectory several times. It was originally on course to make impact with one of Saturns moons. Recently it has changed trajectory and appears to be moving towards our Moon, but from information that I've received, second hand, is that it is now headed towards Mars.

There really isn't a reason to answer any questions. I can't tell you much more, because I don't have any more information. A co-worker (abiet different agency, but in the same workspace) says there are major abnormalities with the object, specifically it's density. This is nothing I work with or related to my work so, I can't tell you if that's true.

No I can't tell you what I work on and I can't discuss my departments mission objective. I will repeat though, something is headed here within the week and we don't know what to expect. Things are moving fast in my office workspace and security has been increased.

Good luck everyone. My wife is in the states and all I can think about is if I'll even see her again.

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>memeflag

Please fuck off

Seriously? A fucking leaf

big if true

weeeeeeeeee chaos

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Stop making this thread, nobody is buying your LARP

true if big

digits confirm

no get = op is a faggot

Ayyyylmaos or asteroids

this

also nice numbers you've got there

Santa comin early

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ohfug check

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Nice larp faggot.
Kill yourself

no proof? If you’re leaking you’d have some graph or analysis of the moving object to your disposal some how. You would give it to the media, not Jow Forums. Why must we suffer these threads?

at least he isn't memeflagging you faggot. You want us to believe some horseshit conspiracy and you wont even reveal your flag. Probably because its not actually Australia and you're full of shit.

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jesus is coming with santa..

Pine Gap is CIA/NSA and is only collection and relay not analysis, Next time you Larp this say you work at a radio telescope like Parkes or something.

guess his front fell off

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Guys my dad works for Nintendo and he said earth will be destroyed before Metroid Prime 4 releases so they’re shooting a single copy into space so that the aliens can play it

Show your flag nigger

Based spooks!

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3 days . . .

Fag

Probably your whore mom returning from fucking aliens in Solin Prime.

>it is now headed towards Mars.

good try faggot

Shut up with your faggot larp. If someone actually thought the safety of the planet was at risk from some external threat, are they going to care about a fucking NDA? Total nonsense.
Probably faggot viral marketing for the next apocalypse-scenario film.

Show flaaaaaaag

Any proof or OP is a larping fagget

>From my assumption, less than a few thousand people have the information
nibba, nowadays that means everybody knows

project blue beans, hues from another dimension

>something is headed here within the week and we don't know what to expect.
D5

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>My wife is in the states and all I can think about is if I'll even see her again.
Don't worry, Tyrone will take care of her, just like he's been doing all along.

You can already see a small dot in the sky here, in Poland. It is also constantly changing its position.

lol guys, i'm about to tell you a scare story about a weird space object with no evidence what's so ever.
and i'll also make it authentic by not showing credentials or proving any claims i made.

in addition i'll neutralize any questions by telling you i can't answer any question LOL

slide thread, reported.

Dude. That's the sun.

that is called a star

RIP John Clarke he was funny bugger

Fake and gay

>1 post by this literal no one

They are coming to set things straight.

Holy shit, you might be actually right. That would explain why my vision has gotten worse recently, after staring at it all the time. Thank you user.

IT'S A BIRD!

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>meme flaggots

I hope OP gets banned for spamming the fucking thread.

dont worry, its just my cock come to rape your ass.

IT'S A PLANE!

Wow. I'm a government employee and all but how do you even for a moment think you understand what Pine Gaps purpose is. Spying on China is a LARP, we can't break their encryption if we needed to.

I don't even know the mission of guys who work in the same room as me. I can tell you that my coworker and I listen up, not across the ocean.

You guys are being unreasonable. There isn't anything to leak. I mostly stare at a computer and instruments and just write what I see, passing it along.

If gets then op is confirmed a fag

Show your AUS flag, absolute larping faggot.

As far as you know

Is it The Traveler? Are we en route to a Golden Age?

BASED KIKE

IT'S SUPER MAN!

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I'm so proud of you.

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Anyone who's ever played Kerbal Space Program knows you're a sack of shit. The moons of Saturn are orders of magnitude farther away from the sun than Earth is. An object can't just change its trajectory without a massive expenditure of energy, which makes me wonder why this thing can't seem to make up its mind?

ONR/Ballston library here. This is absolute bullshit. OP is a liar, and a homosexual.

(U) Stop posting.

> determing density

OP is a faggot. How do you know its volume and mass on such a consistent basis?

What information can you share?
Your post implies something really bad could happen, but you aren't explaining the what/when/where etc.

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Relax
Solar warden,
Radiant Guardian,
Should intercept it first, and if they cant stop it
Earth defense force fleet and Mars defense first fleet will join the space battle.

what are you smoking mang

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Go shill your show somewhere else, Netflix.

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OP tiem nao yu stop working in Ur anus

I think it’s the same 2-3 mentally ill people who make this type of thread

Works for me:
youtube.com/watch?v=G2qIXXafxCQ

>A fucking leaf
You could be a fucking leaf too for all we know..

One crazy x tier fuck then a few trolls. Like the canadian food price shit.

Nothing ever happens

Agreed. I'm not worried about this at all. What's one ship gonna do?

okay op if true... answer this question, how should we prepare? Does the president know? Any idea what it can be ei comet, asteroid, ship? im with everyone rn and you need to convince me

Aye, a bird it be.

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seen this thread 5 times in 2 days
who knew we had so many space agency anons

Should we be worried?

I imagine an announcement of this magnitude would cause worldwide panic.

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IT'S SUUUUUUUPERMAN!

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Bring it on. I don't give a shit.

you say it's headed here then you say it's headed to mars. who gives a fuck if it hits mars? Doofus

No. Back to /x.

Profit-driven larping.

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Nobody I speak to actually knows. We just know that lots of resources are being used to track this object and security has been increased.

I don't have any files, or a work badge or a fucking mug that says Pine Gap Co on it. We are searched every day and get a thorough search upon arrival.

My department works 12 days on 5 off and we are shuttled in from different cities, most of us live in Queensland or Melbourne.

You guys can think this is a LARP all you want. I don't have a fantasy story to sell you. The truth is, I read numbers on screens and write them down. I'm not some elite computer scientist that has Trump's personal cell number. But things have been ramping up for 2 months now and information is starting to trickle down. We aren't even allowed to leave our workspace without documenting it. Legit going to the bathroom or getting it from my desk requires a time log and a supervisor signature, which is not normal.

A golden age of child anal rape.

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IT'S A BIRDPLANEEEEEEEEEE!

I wont go into that but its clear its a intel site it only has radar domes, nobody there is looking into space.

>doesn't know Q denounced all profiteering off Q
Either that or you're just being a typical shill.

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I work in the same area. Hes telling the truth.
Stay in the jungle guys.

>meme flag

Disregarding everything you said.

>SHUT IT DOWN

>Muv-Luv soon
God, GOD I beg, please

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If it's heading this way then we might be able to send it a message via radio frequency.

>Space ship heads towards earth.
>Pics up radio frequency.
>Spend days translating the message.
>Let see what these humans want.
>"Fuck off space niggers."

audibly kek'd

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WTF AN OBJECT JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

You're correct. Why can't you think outside of the box.

Guys there is an object in my pants that has shifted directions. It is of rapidly changing density and hardness and is aiming directly for OPs mouth

Fake an gay

Rendevous with Rama

Men in Black, please don't hide the ayys this time, I want to either embrace them or witness the end of the world. Either option is fine

God speed user