Confess

Confess

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I masturbate on Windows logo

I have masturbated to EVERYTHING I can think of.

I'm lonely and fat.

I'm wasting time

I hate myself.

i have no problem with black people

I give job/hire advice to people on this board even though I have never had a job.

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I put tranny porn on the file server at work

I use proprietary software and hardware and gave up caring about privacy a long time ago because it seemed like the risk-reward ratio was too minuscule to bother keeping abreast of new developments.

I used to do this, too.
Did it with gfs on Jow Forums after dating exactly one girl

>use android + google
>use spotify + premium
>use instagram (not facebook though)
>don't use an adblocker
>don't use a vpn
>use reddit (only for porn and hentai subs though)
>make bait threads all the time

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>Jow Forums gf
how did you meet her, robot?

I have also embraced the botnet for the same reasons

I ONLY PLAY 80S ARCADE GAMES ON A SIM

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i dread the day everything media related gets centralized onto one platform and offered at low prices to the point where the masses don't pirate anything anymore
being able to enjoy music/movies/games for free has saved me probably tens of thousands over the course of my life

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I use a distro with systemd and not only am I okay with that, I prefer it.

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I enjoy and use almost every google service available without a hint of restraint

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based

i use reddit daily yet keep calling anyone I don't like a plebbitor

Brought a z170 motherboard with an non k cpu for the b-lck OC, but now stick with a shitty CPU.
I use google DNS and dont use a VPN for porn

I didn't meet her on Jow Forums, I met her in real life and went on to tell my frens on Jow Forums how to manage their bitches.

You Jow Forums at all?

i dont have any idea to use linux as in everyday life.
it looks jarring

I play Call of Duty

so your gf also browses Jow Forums

literally nothing wrong with this

Jow Forums detest vidya

Good. Using alternative inits is unnecesary autism. OpenRC is alright though

>I actually like Windows 10 compared to 7, spyware aside.
>I use a Google Chromebook as my main laptop/mobile device
>My phone is using stock Android UI and settings, no root.
>Use several Gmail accounts, YouTube, Netflix, VRV/CrunchyRoll (with subscriptions) for streaming
>I buy software. My Windows Key/disc (full price $140), MakeMKV, WinRAR, Anti-virus, Adobe Photoshop/Premiere Elements, Games
>I buy physical media like Blu-rays, CDs, DVDs and have a vast collection of such.
>I have a 16 core processor that I run no VM's on and only use it for gaming and encoding
>I own a G-sync monitor.

I draw the line at buying an Alexa or google home unit though.

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THIS SO MUCH

I can't type faster than fifty words per minute, average at forty.
Pretty lame to be honest fäm

based quads

I have been programming for 5 years but im too intimidated to major in CS because of the math requirements

i used way too long nano because i was to lazy learning vim
>mfw i spend 30minutes in vim
>mfw days of projects are so so much easier
>mfw i wasted literally weeks using nano
also i have Spotify premium, running over a facebook accout. i don't even use it that much (haven't used facebook in years) but i'm somehow to lazy to cancel it.

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I'm a professional lurker. I don't create accounts anywhere unless I absolutely have to. Sometimes I read a reddit thread or youtube comment and type out an elaborate response in notepad then delete it because I don't wanna make an account to post it.

based. stay user m8

I enjoy the validation I get from strangers complimenting me online

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who doesen't? it's the purest respond you can get because they don't want to compliment you as a person

...

i flashed a custom bios on my x220 to remove the whitelist but i didnt check the hash.

The internet is getting so severely bad that I have no idea what I'm going to do. Even this board is full of normies.

I have a cheap aliexpress mouse, with a cheap aliexpress mousepad under it.
My headphones are some ordinary sony ones.
I don't have a mechanical keyboard, just a cheap membrane one.
I don't have a dap.
I used to own a rooted smartphone, but the new one I have is too complicated to root so its been unrooted for almost a year, I mean it looks complicated but the major issue is that I don't want to break it.
I have a 16:9 monitor.
I don't have a thinkpad nor do I plan to buy one.
I use a few social media.
I don't use linux
I have never read SICP
I only download flacs when the mp3 is not available, and then I convert it to mp3.
I don't care about the format of the movie I'm downloading as long as it looks good.
I still use a hard drive disc for the OS instead of a SSD.
I don't have a modular psu so the cables inside my case are a bit of a mess.

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based comfy over functional user.

>Have a gaming laptop as my only computer
>take anti-androgens and female hormones to take away the dysphoria
>know how to program in C++, but no projects in mind and no programming job
>lots of money in the bank but too afraid to spend it in case I need it
>just don't want to live past 30, already 28

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I'm not studying while I know my knowledge is getting outdated and fading away

I need help

Ever since I bought the S10 I can't stop spending my money, I'm becoming a consumerism whore.

I masturbate 4 times a day.

>tranny
>wants to die
checks out.

I’m fully involved in the apple ecosystem because I simply don’t have time for stuff not working and can deal with having a little bit less freedom as a result.

it's a fetish, anti-androgens block your libido that's why it seems to "work"

I can't participate in my philosophy class since all the arguments garbage. I can't do the human thing and ignore it so I spend hours trying to make sense of it, to no avail. I have better discussions here and I feel ashamed that this is the state of education today.

I'm glad the gaming laptop thing was ignored

i dropped my thinkpad in the toilet when standing up to wipe after a shit because i was watching a film on the toilet and it slipped out my hand

anything related to (asanagi) or (amputee)???

Quads of thruth

underrated

Database sharding looks scary and complicated and I've been putting it off :(

>CrunchyRoll (with subscriptions) for streaming
theres torrent and hi10 WTF
> My Windows Key/disc (full price $140)
HWIDGEN is a thing
also use 7zip and about adobe theres a full guide to debloat and crack it on reddit

>Spent 50%+ of all free time on a computer since 1995.
>Taught myself QuakeC in the mid 90's at 12, and R.E a few years later. Never learned anything else programming related, though I was a script-kiddie with thousands and thousands of emails, credit card numbers, ICQ/AOL/MSN/Yahoo accounts "liberated."
>Spent 5 years playing EQ 12hr a day.
>Spent 3 years playing Anarchy Online 12hr a day.
>Spent 10 years playing WoW 12hr a day.
>Loved Vista, and XP64.
>Been using the same full-tower case since 2004.
>Quit MMOs and played RL for awhile. Got a girlfriend, job. Hated both despite better orgasms. Became an alcoholic. Dumped her and moved back in with family where I get to go full-neet again.
>Despite the above; my best relationships have all been strictly online with various jailbait and bored stay-at-home mothers, thanks to MMOs.
>Don't seed torrents.
>Don't like anime or anything Asian related, in fact.
>Like black people and non-urban black cultural elements.
>Admire the jews for their success towards global domination via economics, media control and nepotism.
>99% of my porn comes from Reddit, though I've been on Jow Forums since 2005.
>$10 mouse which I love. "Free" headphones I made from several different broken pairs and silicone glue. Generic wireless Logitech keyboard.
>Went to Linux, but I'm too lazy for Arch or Gentoo so I use Manjaro.
>I miss Cortana's voice.

suicide is the only thing for you mate

I don't understand computers.

I got into Jow Forums due to PC Gaymen but I now hate video games and don't play them but I still want to upgrade my PC all the time.

Yeah, basically.

I can't break into peoples email or get past a paywall.

I can't get a RAT to work without social engineering.
I don't understand how code injection is supposed to work and think its generally a myth outside of sql / php / javascript.

I feel like there is no point in studying computer programming because there is already a program for whatever it is you want to do.

Safari is my favourite browser.

same here. fuck me sideways

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I pay people to install new parts in my PC.

>Don't seed torrents.

Holy shit man. Fucking KYS

Bought a set of Xeon L5420 active coolers to replace the passive ones on this board for only $39.95 new w/free shipping. Considering that just a single new one will run you $23 b4 shipping and tax I got a damn good deal.

Now all I need to to wait for 10TB drives to have a sale and I'll be able to build my Raid Z3 Freenas server. I can wait, my current server is still holding up just fine. Fuck you bit-rot and drive failure and fuck wasting a week of my time waiting for my data to replicate. Kick all three in the nuts.

I still use internet explorer 11 with askjeeves toolbar

I've been a programmer for 3 years now and I don't know how to put any of my shit onto the cloud. I've, at most, done PCF deployments but I have no idea how this AWS shit works. WHICH OPTION DO I CHOOSE! HOW DO I PREVENT IT FROM RUNNING UP A MEGA BILL????

When I wanna watch a movie / show / anime I literally just google "[movie] free stream" and it works 9 out of 10 times

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Plz be my trap gf

nothing wrong fapping to asanagi stuff.
>time to fap

did you fap to all their doujins ????

yeah, why?
[spoiler]ShindoL is also my stuff[/spoiler]

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did you read that doujin where they burn the wombs of some knights ???
i forgot the name

amateur

don't remember the name, my fav stay Victim Girls 10 and 19.

>victim girls
based
let me search for that one

I'd love to

I hate linux. I find it annoying to use. I still use Windows 10... hoping reactOS gets some funding so I can finally go back to the days when operating systems were good.
Right now it's either get fucked by microdick with telemetry and ads and bloat...or get fucked with Linux because thousand morons can't agree on anything. Remember XP and 7? Shit just worked back then...