Long story short, we deal with radar communications and space telecommunications with area 51. I think you guys already know this, but wanted to tell you guys anyways. There is an interstellar object headed straight for Earth and it's about the size of 4 football fields. We are unsure of what it is exactly but it's in the shape of a cigar and it's moving around 20,000 mph. It is expected to be near the moon on Dec 5th. If it hits the earth, which it's projected to do, we are dead. Just wanted to give a heads up - please stock up on supplies just in case.
We aren't ruling out the possibility that it's not an asteroid. We are starting to get rumors that it may be something "else". Stock up on supplies either way. Either way the radar control team (which includes me) has been working overtime on this.
Because I'd rather live. And I have a bunker. And again, it may not be an asteroid but an unidentified ship. We don't know yet and there are rumors flying around. But anyone that comes forward would be silenced.
This passed us months ago it’s alreayd on its way out of the solar system
Luis Cruz
Oh, the world is about to be recycled again? Only change to survive is to kill yourself? Roight? youtube.com/watch?v=AqSZhwu1Rwo
Colton Mitchell
We just got mandela-ed my dude. Thanks cern.
Julian Anderson
Proof?
Thomas Miller
shut up applewhite,
Jacob Gutierrez
the ayylmaos just got sick and tired of the jews' shit and decide to wipe everything out gg
David Wilson
KYS
Matthew Bailey
it passed and then it didn't follow the course it should have if it was an inanimate object, it appeared to be slowly changing course
but certainly not a 180
Jayden Long
Wew. They are not happy that you kept this thread topic alive with another thread, it seems.
Robert Jenkins
>2 years ago >be flabby NEET fuck >get fed up with everything >start getting in shape >get employed doing blue-collar work >get a car >move to place near new job >meet people who are amazing >find cuties through friends and get more confident >recently got a promotion and a raise I just got my life in order.
If this is not a troll by some stroke of shit luck, I welcome death and leave my last words: Fuck this gay Earth.
It was a deflection so slight that most wouldn't even notice.
Elijah Stewart
>10 year alcohol addiction since I was 16 due to heavy trauma at that age >drug addiction for the last 6 years due to not knowing how to deal with that trauma and alcoholism >finally get clean 2 years ago, been working since and just got my GED to go back to school
Fuck it I hope this is real
Bentley Scott
Consumer shill
Brandon Sullivan
No proof no care
Luke Gonzalez
Leave us alone. He's giving us hope. Go away.
Thomas Russell
larpy larpy larp
Nathan Reed
Is that a prototype of India's space shuttle?
Camden Taylor
Yo how come you are the only one talking a out this?
Pour us some sauce please ? Any kind...from anywhere... thanks broski !
It's a scout comet looking for planets for a larger travelling meteorite
Robert Perry
Stfu there are no aliens, fuck off with your fake invasion. Earth is flat like the creator foretold. Wormwood will hit us though and turn 1/3 of the waters bitter. Huge tidal wave Florida soon.
Elijah Lopez
Ayyyyyyyyyyyy
William Cooper
It already came and went faggot. It's past Jupiter now.
Lucas Jackson
I listened to the After-On podcast too OP. Did you miss the part here the Harvard guy said it passed?
Yes But hopefully not, Im so sick of this current bullshit and would welcome alien annihilation. Being dead is better than being around niggers and white people playing rap
>They didn't get the briefing that not only do we KNOW about the aliens but are actually in communication with them. sink a couple trillion more of the tax payers cash why don't ya. youtube.com/watch?v=JDPUbYRtsoM
Wormwood happened already decades ago >10Then the third angel sounded his trumpet, and a great star burning like a torch fell from heaven and landed on a third of the rivers and on the springs of water. 11The name of the star is Wormwood. A third of the waters turned bitter like wormwood oil, and many people died from the bitter waters. which actually was couple decades ago en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wormwood_(Bible) >The Ukrainian language word for "wormwood" is чopнoбиль or "chornobyl", the Ukrainian name of the town of Chernobyl.
The powerplant itself is named "Lenin". No wonder the burgers are retarded, they came from your kind.
Wyatt Walker
Why does that guy have the same eyes as Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez?
Jonathan King
I didn’t see that but I’m weirded out because every ones head looks human except one guy? Maybe the camera picks up their real form? Becusss irl he looked human right?
Andrew Perez
yeah no one else noticed it except the black guy that jumped up in terror to fight. You will notice the grey gets scared.
Levi Richardson
If true, it's safe to say that jews did in an attempt to fulfill prophecy and force gods hand
Elijah Nelson
its cute they wear our clothes.
William Gonzalez
I see the grey but that could just be camera distorting the color of that guys face but there’s no explaining the frog dudes Head
Jason Martin
>"size of 4 football fields" >"we are dead"
I think you got the wrong job.
Zachary Adams
if you take time out of your busy schedule and look around youll notice aliens all over the place.
Gabriel Davis
Quite a Few actually live on the planet with us.
Christopher Campbell
>travel untold folds and expanses of space and time >superior technology with unknown powers >works as a bailiff in a little town
I like how my perfectly legitimate Flat Earth Theory thread got deleted within a manner of minutes, but this extremely faggy attention-seeking LARP thread will certainly stay up until it reaches 300+ replies.
This is what happens when you hire people that work for free.
Jaxson Nguyen
Might be exciting for Earthlings that havn't visited every location ever. But some times Aliens just wanna create a community and sing songs around a campfire with friends.
>have a early warning of 6 days in regards to an asteroid Why don't we nuke it? You know how big a nuke is in comparison to 4 football fields? That's 1200 feet. That's less than a quarter of a mile.
A nuke vaporizes everything in that area.
Vaporizes.
OP, tell us why the government doesn't just nuke it.
No, can't say I've ever been. However, I feel there's more exciting things to do than corral low-level criminals into cages day-in-day-out. Such as cultivating fleepledorps on Gragnar or perhaps gribnalding crillix on Findlesnark.
Colton Gutierrez
>alien craft collides with Earth >massive devastation and changes everything >but it was more than just an asteroid, it was an invasion So when do we get the rider suits, because this is just the plot to Kamen Rider Kabuto. youtu.be/W0Qyfljyys8
Ryder Gonzalez
The pieces would get scattered all over space and disturb nearby planets.
