ITT: Chad programming languages
ITT: Chad programming languages
Tyler White
Liam Ortiz
Michael Bennett
>programming
>being a Chad
Nice try incel
Isaiah Long
Scheme >>>>> Common Lisp
Ethan Cook
after I learn Scala my next language is going to be erlang or one of it's derivatives
Hudson Roberts
It's called Erlang because every time you try to code with it it makes you go "Er..."
It's called Lisp because everything you program in that language comes out wrong
Javascript is called that because you need a coffee to make sense of that script. And it's based on ECMAscript which stands for F-ECMA-LIFE
C is short for Cut because programming in C will make you want to cut yourself.
Python is called that because if you use it too much it'll bite you back and poison you.
Visual Basic is for basic bitches
Programming in Perl will make you clutch pearls and pray that your code still works
Go fuck yourselves
Logan Davis
William Rivera
nice reddit spacing faggot
Matthew Robinson
You take pride in only having spacing in your brain, huh?
Cameron Roberts
There's something about Erlang that attracts autistic fake programmers. It's not that they actually know how to use the language, but for some reason they heard the general idea of it and think that it's somehow amazing or does anything that can't be easily accomplished in other languages. It's a highly specific tool that very likely does not fit your use case.