Describe your average day, Jow Forums. Mine is pic related

Can confirm, when he sleeps he points his ass at me and doesn't cuddle me.
t. his gf

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>mfw one of my posts is in your screenshot

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>scrolls
>my thread is the first one to appear
O-okay...

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If day is in range of friday to sunday
>get up around 10:00 - 13:00
>turn on electric space heater if not already on
>change boxers, put on pants, put on socks, change shirt
>turn on my PC, select Windows 10 in grub
>login
>go downstairs
>if the door to the kitchen is locked, proceed to ask cousin to open the door
>if cousin does not answer, use walmart giftcard to open the door
>put Aldis toastertarts in the toaster
>warm up coffee if there is any left
>pour myself gigantic up of coffee
>take 2 gummie vitamins
>return upstairs
>turn on some more lights
>sip coffee
>put visual basic textbook on my desk
>open up latest exercise that I've got on my desk
>code a little bit
>return downstairs
>watch part of nature documentary with cousin and whoever stayed over from the night before
>G comes over
>"listen bro, you got to go upstairs."
>go up stairs
>he locks the kitchen door again
>return upstairs
>drink coffee
>message best friend on telegram
>message weird high-school girl on messenger
>continue coding in visual basic
>crack my knuckles
>play some quake champions
>play a lot of civilization iv while F is for Family plays on a different screen
>stop playing
>do some more programming in visual basic
>hate my life
>eventually finish visual basic
>zip file time
>put zip file into dropbox
>turn on some of my thinkpads
>install something, I don't know
>go back downstairs again, see if kitchen is still locked
>try to get in if it is
>piss either in bathroom or in jug

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wake up
smoke weed
fap
work an hour
smoke weed
work 2 hours
fap
smoke weed
work 2 hours
fap
work 2 hours
smoke weed
fap
eat dinner
goto bed

Nice buzzwords neet scum

Take a shower and clean your room, then go downstairs and cook yourself a nutritious meal. You can start improving your life with a few simple actions.

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What is this shit, OP?

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wake up at 07.00 hours
check email
drink coffee and a sandwish
take a shower
get to the bus at 08.30 hours
get to work at 09.30 hours
drink some coffee and eat second breakfast
10.00 hours go down to work
12.00 Lunch
13.00 back to work
16.00 going home
17.30 back at home
18.00 eat dinner and check email and messages and check my bank account
19.00 watch/listen to youtube and read twitter
20.00 Watch TV
21.00 internet
00.00 going to bed

>Wake up
>Go to lectures about basic level CompSci because first year
>Lock self in library and code until 2am
>Go home
>Eat instant noodles
>Sleep

9:40 Wake up
9:50 Out the door
10-5:40 Work
5:50 At home
7:00 Start drinking
1:00 AM Pass out

Where does the time go?

So you have nothing in the catalog?

>nice try NSA

>cousin
My roomate is my cousin too.

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>wake up
>go into thread and say something retarded to piss everyone off
>briefly watch everyone take the bait
>jerk off and cum outside the window while everyone is still taking the bait
>cry
>feel better
>leave the thread and discuss normally

peak productivity

Have fun when she starts fucking someone else that actually does something with themselves

Have fun being a bitter jealous incel.

>Wake up
>Spend 1 hour in front of computer
>Go to work
>Spend 8 more hours in front of the computer
>Get home
>Spend rest of the day in front of the computer

You're a mod?

No, I'm a dom

>wake up around 7
>struggle with suicidal thoughts
>get dressed, go to school
>come back, eat
>dick around for 7-8 hours
>eat again
>if it's sunday watch boruto, if it's tuesday watch black clover
>sleep

>6:30: wake up, have sex with gf, shower
>7:00: put on clothes, make coffee
>7:15: play some vidya
>8:00: leave for work
>8:45: arrive at work, check email
>9:00-9:45: attend meetings
>10 - 12:30: code
>12:30-1:30: eat
>1:30-4:30: code/meetings
>4:30-5:30: code if busy week otherwise try to learn something new
>5:30: leave
>6:30: arrive home, cook dinner, drink and work on side projects
>11:00: in bed

Hell.

ITT
youtube.com/watch?v=Eq3CuMDXaPs

Here you go.

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>Wake up
>Take cold medicine until I feel woozy
>Go to work
>Get home
>Enjoy my Jow Forums and jewtube friend-simulation for an hour or so
>Make dinner
>Eat dinner with the senpai
>Talk with the kids about their day and play boardgames
>Help the kids with their math homework
>Go to bed

Fiance pesters me for sex daily, but won't try anything new. Missionary. Every. Time. She won't even try it on different parts of the bed.

If it wasn't for the kids I'd have left

the santa cuck: staying for the kids

>gf
Disgusting. I would only consider gf(male)

why lock up kitchen

My cousin's friends smoke crack and/or do heroin and my cousin doesn't want me to see that

if he knows you know what you told us you know why does it matter?

>kids before marriage
heh

I think there might be a disconnect between knowing and seeing it happen. Not sure. If I can pass on any advice onto anyone, I'd like to say that it is better to not start.

>Step 1. Scroll.
>Step 2. My thread is there.
I wasn't talking about the pinned thread, because that one was since the beginning of the gif, the dude didn't have to scroll for it. It's lacking step 1.

p sure it was a joke

This

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>not smoking weed right after dinner
>fapping before smoking weed and not after

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but youll always have reddit, remember that.

>Wake up around 8
>Go to work (not related to tec)
>Get home around 18
>study japanese/programming until 11 or 00:00
>repeat everyday

>23:00 or 00:00

My bad

>filtering watch general
cuck

>get up
>cry after realizing my place in the universe
>go to work
>cry because I'm at work
>go home
>cry because I'm lonely
>get high to numb the pain of living
>spend hours playing videogames to avoid life goals
>take a shower
>cry when seeing my fat rolls
>cry myself to sleep

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>vista
what in the god damn

wake up
turn pc on
sleep
loop

>three hours ago felt closer to killing myself than ever before
>felt better in the last hour than I have in months
Bipolar runs in my family and I'm pretty sure it's over for me.

Use the catalog, you fucking autist.

heaven on earth

>wake up about 12:30
>browse Jow Forums for 1.5 hours in bed
>get up about 2
>eat cereal
>browse Jow Forums until 11
>heat up some frozen shit like pizza rolls or fish sticks for dinner
>browse Jow Forums until 4:30
>go to sleep

>wake up at 0630
>cuddle with gf for bit
>phone post on Jow Forums in bed for a bit
>do some exercises
>0700 breakfast
>talking with the gf
>bike to work
>0800-17/1900 work
>shopping
>bike home
>cook/cuddle/fuck
>2230 go to bed
>fall asleep with the gf in my arms

Tranny janny