Sexdoll general

My fucking family once walked into my condo while I was in the hospital, saw a box on my bed, and saw the 3 different fleshlight sleeves.

Thank fuck I was in a coma

only 3

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How is a fleshlight better than using your hand?

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Based

nigga what the fuck does this have to do with technology

When is your next upload spree, Luke?

Only 3 were in the box

I had another 3 soaking a bucket

kinda hard to describe but you get a more satisfying orgasm after fucking a onahole, it's like the pleasure is evenly distributed throughout your entire dick also normally I have to jerk off 2-3 times a day but with onahole one time satisfies me for all day, I still jerk off sometimes though because it can be more convenient onahole you have to maintain and cleanup and it can be a bit of a pain but it's generally worth it

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nice

Dunno. Same reasoning applies, though to somewhat lesser extent.

this is not normal behavior

Maybe in 10 years

meaning?

I'll second this

find out whats ailing you and stop watching porn

there's literally nothing wrong with my life, why should I fix something that's not broken?

why do some virgins get triggered so hard by porn?

>jerks off 3 times a day
>uses sex toys regularly
>not broken
ok.

Sexdolls are unironically the only reason why Im still alive
I will never have a gf and more money or prostitutes doesnt bring me happiness, so I just look forward to the day I can have fulfilling sex again

why do perverts get triggered so hard when they're faced with their obvious porn and masturbation problems?

Weirdly enough I can go more than once after an onahole/fleshlight but I think that's because I have a low refractory period

Pisses my fucking girlfriend off because she likes to quit after cumming twice

>problems
>"pervert"
are you a christian or something

there is literally nothing wrong with being a pervert

> I have to jerk off 2-3 times a day but with onahole one time satisfies me for all day
Why would I ever wanna jerk off 1 time instead of 3 though?

t. "depression"/social anxiety/cocktailofdrugs perverts

you ok there?

Don't take any drugs, not depressed, have no social anxiety, jerk off 3 times a day
Imagine mentally flagellating yourself so hard you think sex is "perverted"

>he thinks masturbating and watching porn is sex

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You some fucking Catholic?

It's a depiction of sex

very different if you lube it and warmed it, it feels better than a pussy (those things are designed to make your wewee feel good, vaginas are plain) but cleaning them is a pain. so whenever you want to fap, you need to wait for that shit to warm up and after that you spend some time washing it. So must of the time I just use my hand instead of doing all that ritual.

sex with a women is better though.

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Genesis 2:18,23
The Lord God said, "It is not good for the man to be alone. I will make a helper suitable for him."
The man said, "This is now bone of my bones and flesh of my flesh; she shall be called 'woman,' for she was taken out of man."

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and they say anime is for degenerates. you haven't read the bible have you?

Please make an attempt at understanding the passages that were posted.

Can anyone really carry on a daily routine with one of those in the room? I'd be uneasy even falling asleep with it around. Basically like having a preserved corpse.

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The doll would be the one afraid of me, if anything.

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How durable are these dolls? Could they handle double penetration? Theoretically of course.

They are metal skeletons surrounded by a silicon mold and skin texture finish. They can take a pounding.

Really though, I think most people here would at least like to fuck the OP doll once. It's just a matter of cost and social stigma.

*blocks your path*

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You just know women are going to outlaw these things.

Serious question: How do you even clean those dolls? Do they have removal components? I imagine that they're a pain in the ass to move around and pose.

Didn't the bible also said that it's better for a man to be single? Something like only marry if you really can't remain celibate.

They already did in Canada. The moment these things start moving on their own, they're illegal to sell in Canada.

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The OP doll has the option of an integrated fleshlight or a removable one. If I was getting one, I dunno. I'd be inclined for the integrated option because it's more realistic. I'd clean it with baby wipes.

Noooo! This was my dream.

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Mostly in 1 Corinthians, yes. Celibacy is the gold standard, marriage is the fall back if you're too impulsive and out of control that you can't restrain yourself

This is the future you chose! You wear the chains you forged in life!

First they came for the homosexuals, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not addicted to dicks.

Then they came for the traps, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a trap lover.

Then they came for the programming socks, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a programmer.

Then they came for robosexuals—and there was no one left to speak for me.

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The bible is just a bunch of words written by humans.

I live with my parents and own one. Stop being a pussy.

If he's happy with being single and jerking off into a fleshlight, who gives a shit?

wh..wh-oah....

IMO the only one worth owning is the OP model, and only if you can get it with that sexy as fuck hoodie.

I care if he is white. If he's white he should be courting women and raising children.

The thought of fucking it is better than fucking it honestly. Dealing with dead weight is a pain in the ass. Maybe some day when there's something with moving parts it'll be great though.

I mostly don't want to fuck as much as want to suck its tits until my mouth hurts.

I will be getting mine after I get a new computer, TV and finally my VR headset. Then again Sexdolls from what I heard last for 3 years or more.

I can't speak for that model but usually the tits on these are sub-par compared to ones where the tits are separate. I love my Busty Ai-chan though and even sleep with it.

>Ai-chan

You mean this AI-chan? Funny if true.

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recommend a good onahole? there are so many to choose from are they really that much different?

I'm ugly
Fat
And a loser

Why the hell would anyone care about me.

Haven't kept up with it but can't go wrong with the Tomax stuff. The Venus line is great.

Nah she's too flat

Ai Shinozaki, maybe?

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>Have a girl that has been researching realistic sex dolls
>Still not sure why
>She's an adult now and whatever floats her boat is fine as long as it won't kill me or break the bank
>She's got a good job so it pays nicely
>One day she asks me if I've considered buying one
>tell her no
>"Don't you miss mom?"
>just sigh and hope she understands
>Her mother died in labor so she never got to meet her
>My birthday comes up some months later
>She mentioned she might be late but it's okay
>She arrives well after the dinner party is over
>"Come out to the car. I want you to meet someone"
>She pulls out a sex doll
>It's made after her mother
>break down crying over this
>Can't find it in me to store it away
>Can't get into fucking it either
I never thought I'd have to handle this problem and I still can't deal with it

Wait, so, she wants you to fuck a sexdoll made in the image of her mother?

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You should have specified that "have a girl" meant daughter. I read this thinking the girl is your gf and she's talking about her own Mom. I only realised she was your daughter and "Mom" was your wife at the end.

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Right in the feels here damnit

Pic related

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sex dolls are meh and overpriced at best. sex robots are the future

surface area covering your dick, and IDK about you but injection molded silicone is generally smoother than the calluses on my hands

I use moisturiser for lube, so my hands are always soft.

His happiness outweighs your autistic fixation on "preserving muh white race", at least from his perspective

He would find happiness and fulfilment from having a family, regardless of the reason.

You couldn't pay me to touch that monstrosity. Now a catdoll, on the other hand I'd love to have.

Religion is for degenerates
Much more so than any anime

Think carefully about what you just said.

I am white but marriage is suicide in my country, I'm sticking to my onahole until things get better and I will not sacrifice myself and rest of my life only for "muh white race"
>implying it will get better

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Why do I get incestual vibes from this.

I don't understand how anyone could make a different choice than this. Like I am going to embark on a radical reinvention of myself to appeal sexually to Western white women, and then breed children, just for some nebulous racial theory which is supported by a minority of crackpot racist idiots on Youtube.

No thanks. Even if I could get laid, I would prefer latinas, black girls, or Asians

serious question:

Will she develop a heart given enough time around me?

If you had kids with any of those women, the kid wouldn't look like you.

>marriage is suicide in my country,

Iran?

"develop"? no. she doesn't even come with a compiler.

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I don't care what people look like

I hate to ask this, but if you were out walking with your dark skinned son and everyone kept snickering at you, you wouldn't mind?

No but she won't take it away either...

When I was 19-23 I had a Mexican girlfriend. I am very white looking, and she was very dark-skinned Mexican. Her sister had a son who we often babysitted. I loved looking after him, it was a lot of fun. People would look at us and sometimes assume I was the father and ask about him.

Being in Southern California NO ONE ever judged us negatively or condescended. It's nothing here. I live in a good part of the country where this is not an issue

I want to buy one as they're not expensive nowadays but there's several problems. I don't want to buy a full size one because you'd have to hide essentially a woman's corpse whenever you have any kind of visitor. Also there's the potential of customs xray-ing the box and seeing what appears to be a corpse inside.

Ideally I'd order a small one (1 meter or less) but if customs then scans the box as a Canadian I'd be super fucked.

>Southern California
>a good part of the country

I ain't reading that shit

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