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>get notification "item reached destination country"
>check tracking
>failed delivery attempt because the address doesn't match up
a man's worst nightmare, and it's not even yanwen

they tried to deliver my package bound for new york to indiana instead, no updates since the 14th. i blame usps though, it made it to my local post office and then left for a different state.

What is your favourite purchase ever made? Mine is pic related.

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R Gay B led strip is here and it’s pretty decent. I have one of the 144 led/m strips on the way too

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Are those individually addressable?

Mi Mix 2 is only $268 USD on ali. That's pretty crazy considering how nice of a phone it is. I just replaced it with mix 2s and noticed no difference, both great phones.

greetings from Indiana

What brand's more reliable, cygnett or blitzwolf?

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What's a powerful Flashlight/Torch that's reasonable priced? Also what's a good UV torch?

Convoy S2+, Convoy S2+

youtube.com/watch?v=3f5nIq9qL6M
Please recommend a good portable retro emulator from aliexpress.

how are kingspec msata ssds? proper msatas are damn expensive, and these are cheap af. worth the gamble?

probably m.aliexpress.com/item/lab-glassware/32749420037.html because it makes extractions a billion times easier
or m.aliexpress.com/item/32896547510.html because comfy

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C8 L2 version for long throw.

OP you forgot the discord link
discord.gg/974Xtud

no idea
my kingdians work fine, two of them working 24/7 on servers

How exactly would I get this on Verizon? More specifically Straight Talk's Verizon network. Would I be able to take a sim card from one of the activation kits and activate it on the Mix 2 or would I need to get a working Verizon phone to activate the sim then move it to the Mix 2?

Ive heard Verizon is very picky about what phone you can use.

What do your servers do?
That would be nice.
I'd buy that short.

have i done good?

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I need a USB-C hub with HDMI, any reccommendations?

With Verizon you need to activate the SIM in a Verizon approved phone first, after that you can put it in the Mix 2 / 2S. No idea about Straight Talk.

My Zircons died, what's the new meme earphone on the market?

how dense are you that you don't know how to use aliex search-bar?

how retarded are you to not understand what a reccommendation means

received pic & link related yesterday
aliexpress.com/item/denuter/32908072547.html
is extremely light and has a weak spring inside the pivot region that keeps it open by default.
works alright on olives, large cherry cores dont fit through the whole. would work much better if the prong that pushes the core has a slight curvature to it

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Any /p/hotography fags around here know if there are any good chink light meters? Picked up an old Canon film camera and need a more accurate light reading than my phone provides.

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Based and chinked.

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have you tried it on your own nuts, yet?

The reviews on those are horrendous, does it actually work?

Yeah they are, you can tell by the 3 pin interface and 5V power.

New infographic when REEE!!

so this shit arrived
aliexpress.com/item/urethral-sounding/32932100841.html
and i have zero shrimp in the freezer to test it on, and i aint going to the store just to get some shrimp to test this chink shit. or maybe i can find something else to test it on
ill update some time in the future

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Fugg
It's a 250 euro tablet
At least there won't be tariff taxes. Though even with just VAT and declaration fee it's going to be 60 yuris.

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I suggest you to clean with it alcohol and some hot water (but no to hot) before use it.

How did you solve this? I have a similar problem. Item cannot be delivered and will be returned (but doesn't have a return adress either).

it actually got delivered earlier today
the print on the label was completely faded
you could just barely make out the address
all's well that ends well
though when I checked "track order" on aliexpress it did suggest that I contact the seller, so as long as you 1. provided accurate shipping information and 2. tracking suggests that it wasn't your fault, you should be good for a refund/free re-order

Should have asked the chinks to declare it as a 10€ digital photo frame

Am I going mad or has the way you confirm goods received changed?

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Enjoy your 8GB card.

Discord is for fags

It's banggood tho

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>not waiting for year of the piggu edition
bad mojo

Any quality belt recommendations? Need one for outdoor trousers.

How long can a package say arrived at destination country without updating to anything else?
I don't even know if this is even the chinks fault or my local mail

i ziptie my beltloops together

Same brand

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Nice 4 year old pic

Got pic related for ~$8.00 on eBay.
Ball head is nice, but in vertical shooting position usable only with compact cameras (DSLRs, even small ones, will flip it over).

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So how do I browse taobao without making an account? I'm not gonna give my phone number so some random chinks, and no I aint buying a new number just for this.

Now thats a fake one

nice b8

>shark in hand
>while some other card being tested
Someone really hates sharks to have gone through the trouble of faking this

I've bought two sharks and five kingspec ssds and they all work

it's an old as fuck bait from the early /csg/ days, the guy ran an sd card test then yanked the card out before it could finish. He posted a lot of bait like this, always with the blacked out fingers.

You can't, they started forcing this shit for a pretty long while now

>censored fingerprints

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>order some magnetic parts trays for 75 cents each
>don't expect them to show up
>months go by
>get my money back
>they showed up today
>they're not even magnetic

I guess this whole fiasco was a waste of time

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Yes. It works much better than the ones I had from Walshart and Bed Bath & Beyond.

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>m.aliexpress.com/item/32896547510.html because comfy
That's a strange way of spelling degenerate

Pair of fake Yeezys.

AAAAAAAAAA WHERE IS MY CHINKSHIT IT'S BEEN A WEEK ALREADY
FUCKING CUSTOMS

>phone posting

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Still waiting on a replacement of a damaged item (lcd busted in shipping) ordered in January from banggood.

Sometimes they're almost not worth buying from. Especially fragile things, as they don't pack things well.

Where's a good store / site / seller for readily available specific use heat sinks? I'm looking at getting some heat sinks for a GTX 660 Ti I have laying around, but not too keen on spending the sort of money for an Accelero / Morpheus / Whatever else

has anyone bought a voice recorder they recommend?

Is it a new thing that they've removed the "Confirm delivery" button? Because it doesn't show up on any order for me. I just received the CPU's I bought for an experiment, went to confirm it, but it's not there, on either that or the key cap sets I bought that haven't showed up yet.
Am I missing something?

whats the cheapest verizon approved phone?

Works for me, have it got confirmed automatically?

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Banggood is fucking up a lot lately. I placed an order a week ago, was emailed a receipt, verified that it got charged and cleared on my credit card, but it shows up as, "pending"

It's like they're trying to drive their business to Ali Express or something.

Probably one of the Moto E-series phones. But you can just buy the phone, activate the SIM, and then return it for your money back. Apparently some people have even managed to use the store display phones to activate the SIM.

You have to click the 'view detail' link next to your order number, shits fucked.

Any recommendation for wireless IEM? Xiaomi Airdots,TRN bt20+TRN V80 or something else?

Galaxy Buds

Airpods, better than any chinkshit, looks cooler too

Just use your mobile. Chink meters wont be any more reliable.

Anyone here own the Nubia Red Magic Mars? How's the overall experience in using the phone including the camera, SOT and UI? Noticed that the Red Magic Mars has global bands so it might be able to work on Verizon. I don't really like the flashy gamer aesthetic but I'd be willing to pull the trigger on it if it's better than my Droid Turbo. It's either the Red Magic Mars, the Red Magic 3 if that gets global bands or the S10e

Are these mouthpeice teethbrushes snake oil?

aliexpress.com/item/360-Degree-U-Shape-Ultrasonic-Electric-Toothbrush-USB-Wireless-Charge-Hands-Free-Tooth-Brush-Teeth-Clean/32972792897.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_5_10065_10130_10068_10547_319_317_10548_10696_453_10084_454_10083_10618_10139_10307_537_536_10902_10059_10884_10887_321_322_10103,searchweb201603_35,ppcSwitch_0&algo_expid=752f7b1e-be61-4646-b98a-c5c0c1e29d99-40&algo_pvid=752f7b1e-be61-4646-b98a-c5c0c1e29d99&transAbTest=ae803_5

why would you not stick with a toothbrush at least you know teethbrush workk

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My ZS5(v2) arrived today, and despite reviews saying they're shrill and treble heavy compared to the V1, I find them fine, especially compared to the ZS6 I tried in a headphone shop in Asia. Soundstage isn't as wide as the ATE/ATR, but they're a lot clearer. Stock tips are kinda uncomfortable, and the nozzle isn't compatible with the old KZ Starline tip I had on my ATR, but I think I have some Foam one laying around from when I brought the ZS3.

With the Silver cable it sounds..... different. Can't really put my finger on it, but I prefer it over stock. Less microphonic is definitely a plus. For $20 USD with the silver cable bundled, its a better set than the ZSN. Regardless of your opinion about cables and sound quality, getting rid of the stock cable's microphonic is a big plus.

Well, after 40m of listening, I took off the left tips to change it... and it took the grill out with it as well. Shame, gonna try and get the seller to send me another pair instead of refunding.

I just set the "kimovil" discount code and no matter what it gives me 4,42€ or so. Exactly Why? Doesn't it mean that I could be using it forever to get free Shit? And if it's just a one use code, then a new account means another free shit.

One of the buds of my zs6 died after 1 month. Loved it despite being too bright.
Recs for zs6? I saw about revo iem heating up? Anything other than that please

Am i getting chinked? I received my package for one of those air pod things and all that was in the box was the usb cable.

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Do you know any dehumidifiers cheaper than 100 USD?

I've to deal with a lot of humidity when it's summer in my area and it's very bad for the hardware so I'm trying to prepare but from local stores a simple 30 cubic meters dehumidifier costs at least 200 and it's a damn rip.

Just go to a post office and weigh it there.

The weight is stated on the parcel. If you dont have that show a clear pic of your parcel info

Blitzwolf i ok, don't know about Cygnett.

Orico stuff is very high quality.

Mine will not do it. Ive asked them in the past for weight info. I live in a sort of rural area.
The video provided shows that info clearly and i even zoom in and point to the item labeling. Despite that they still asked.

Does the video have the weight info?

I think what the chink wants is to compare the weight stated on the package to the actual weight of the package. If the weights don't match then it's possible your shit got stolen after shipping the package, if the weights match then it probably was sent that way.

>Mine will not do it.
Oh, here the post offices have scales for the customers to use.

Pic related
That was my assumption. Will not go out and buy a scale for a 30$ refund though. Weirdly enough the package did get misplaced (wrong zip code) and sent around a bit before it got here. Would that still be covered if it got tyroned?

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Rip. Tis you and your post office problems. You could try faking the weight data but youre still fucked when the sellers asks for the item back. Lol goodluck.

Ayyy fullhouse or quad-doubles.

>Live in Turkey
>Economy is shit but you can buy cheap stuff from China from time to time
>Government adds tax to every single mail coming from China
>mfw

Compared my package to the others recieved in the review section and it doesnt seem to be tampered with as they seal 3 sides with yellow tape.

oof

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ouch

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They have the best record or giving refunds/resending though.

Well, I tried mostly KZ at the asian headphone place, ZSN has a really nice fit, but its kinda bassy and the quality isn't in the same tier as the ZS6.

From other brands, I tried the TinAudio T2 and TFZ Series 2. The Series 2 looks and feel pretty nice, sound signature is kinda V-shaped, and the driver flex got a bit annoying after using KZ for a long time. T2 is similar to the ZS6 in that its can get really sibilant, but its clear, fairly neutral, good sound stage. Reminds me of my Superlux HD668B, accurate monitors, but not "fun".

Also, eBay seller told me my ZSN has gone missing and offered a refund. Meanwhile, Aliexpress seller told me problem was my fault and only offered a $1 coupon. Getting chinked all around

Well that's the last time i'll ever order from banggood or any other company other than aliexpress again. They want to give me a refund minus 20 euro shipping costs. I dont even know how they get the shipping costs, but luckily i had insurence for a free resend if my package got lost. So i guess ill try that.

did ryuko survive?