Jow Forums I'm god. You get 1 yes or no question

Jow Forums I'm god. You get 1 yes or no question.

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are you polish

No

Are you a stinking zionist?

No.

Where do these people learn to drive?

Yes

Is being homosexual gay?

will I ever be happy for more than one hour

Yes.

Yes.

Calling bullshit

does your parents know youre gay?

Will I ever get over my Jow Forums addiction?

Yes.

God has disconnected from the thread.

Faggot

is ralsei asriel?

please dont leave me like my father

whoops. sorry god. i didn't mean it. save me!

you hav dick or vagina

>god is a leaf
Oh no.

Is this sentence false

d

can I have a donut

Will I ever find someone to love who won't leave me for someone better?

Will I get laid?

Why my dick hard

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Fucking demiurge

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How come every time I go to church I don't feel anything spiritual?

Did you eat all my beans nigga?

Should I feel bad for liking normie stuff like Marvel movies and Star Wars? If it helps you make a decision, I don't like Harry Potter or Funko Pops and don't watch interracial porn unless it's lesbian.

does your mum know you're gay

Based

Is there wine in my fridge?

How big is your benis?

If you answer yes to this question will that mean you're not not gay?

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is furry a sin?

will i be successful in the future

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Chen?

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