I've just bought a new laptop that's twice as fast as the old one. This means more Jow Forums than ever. Thanks for reading my blog!
I've just bought a new laptop that's twice as fast as the old one. This means more Jow Forums than ever...
Christian Rivera
Nicholas Brooks
Isaac Thomas
I look forward to reading double the blogs in future Mateo
Brandon Morales
thanks!
Adrian Powell
can you type twice as fast now??
Landon Watson
not until i get used to the new keyboard, im not used to such small keys desu
Joseph Jones
get a second keyboard to type extra speedy like
Jacob Morris
Dont you mean you can download lolicon porn twice as fast
Henry Sanders
u ever watch that show Dr katz?
Michael Howard
unsubscribe
Owen Lee
that doesn't make any sense tho
just pictures
Jayden Morgan
Nah mate. Werent you the one who keeps replying to me with renge cunnies?
Elijah Sanchez
get two mices and your cursor can zooom
real real real pedo
Zachary Harris
Subbed suebi fren
Anthony Foster
that was ssp m8
i can already zoom by pressing altgr+
now donate to my patreon
Noah Lopez
Did you also get twice as fast internets or what?
Matthew Campbell
yes, we have 500mb now
Grayson Price
>500mb
Ayden Gutierrez
lots of people here don't even reach 30
Camden Fisher
>30mb
Isaiah Ramirez
internet companies have always been a big mafia here
Justin Walker
like, they always offer us much less than other countries, for the same price
Jonathan Green
bumping from my new laptop
Gavin Reyes
We're intrigued by your fast laptop user but Theres nothing more to discuss. Let this thread die gracefully
Chase Gray
I hope you get cancer
Robert Russell
rude and completely uncalled for
Brody Carter
Are you planning to play any games on it?
Nicholas Howard
Whats your patreon
Jose Walker
i love you
Landon Morales
no, i already have a gaming pc, this one is just for shitposting and watching anime. its quite cheap but spending 800€ on a laptop just for that isnt worth it at all
ill tell you once i make one
Owen Foster
How did you afford it I thought you were a neet?
Mason Jackson
mommy. im going to start working in february btw
Christopher Morgan
>tfw my download speed is 10mb
Eli Wilson
working on what?
Benjamin Stewart
i would be happy with that since most games i play are less than 3-4gb. i don't download anything aside from pictures. i don't even download anime i just watch it online
office job, family bussiness, accountancy probably
Gavin Sullivan
Iwant to live your life
Gabriel Gonzalez
Whoa nice (ര̀ᴗര́)و ̑̑
mean!
>got a job
Nice dude!
Oliver Evans
no, you really don't want to live my life. im everything but rich. i wrote it wrong i didnt spend 800€ on a laptop
i know nothing about accountancy tho, im literally a plugged in bastard
Andrew Wright
I'd assume that they have some sort of brief training program or at the very least some dude comes and tells you the basics.
You'll do well I'm sure!
Jackson Jackson
they aren't going to stop me from trying to get in the army tho, i think the fact that they offered me that job could have something to do with that
Camden Torres
??
Do you mean that they offered you this job to stop you from going to the army?
ˢᵒʳʳʸ ᶦᶠ ᴵ ᵐᶦˢᵘnᵈᵉʳˢᵗᵒᵒᵈ
Xavier Powell
So youre gonna leave your weeb life behind and be a full fledged soldier? Godspeed user.
Charles Taylor
probably, i have been a neet for quite some time why did they wait so long to offer it to me
Daniel Butler
i'm going to be a strong girl!
Aiden Fisher
Dont die in the field user. We still have alot of anime to discuss in the future.
Jack Hill
i don't plan living past 30, dying in the field is literally what i want
Zachary Gray
You could try dying in your late 40s. Besides im sure you'll change your mentality once youre in the army.
Jackson Evans
>late 40s
why tho, i don't see anything of value that could force me to stay
Christopher Morales
Vidya and anime. You could try moving to a new place. Like switzerland. Climb the mountains there
Blake Powell
Or join an expedition to antarctica. How, im not sure
Nathaniel Ortiz
>consume entertainment till you die
hobbies don't have any real value, less if you cant contribute to the fields your hobbies belong to
Ian Richardson
True. But i dont see what hobby can contribute to accountancy or whatnot
John Collins
You dont have much of a choice here but consume entertainment. Or go /out/
Noah Collins
ill go out like a hero
Nolan Turner
bumping from my new laptop
Joseph Robinson
*steals ur laptop and sells it for pokemon cards*
Parker Miller
>not buying tea
i think someone stole brits laptop from his room
Joseph Miller
nah i just really need this shiny piplup
also i bought some tea yesterday so i don't need anymore just yet
Jayden Edwards
I thought i was childish but then you come to me with that
Easton Johnson
i don't waste my moneys on pokemons
dumb spaniard
Oliver Nguyen
you waste it on tea which is much worse
Samuel Rivera
suebi :)
Isaiah Phillips
2 times 0 is still 0
Jack Perry
bum
Cooper Hughes
bump
Christopher Mitchell
But since your laptop is now twice as fast, you'll have to type twice as fast to keep up with it
Aaron Garcia
...
Nathan Taylor
oi m8 you got a loicense for those bumps?
Jordan Baker
go to bed
Christopher Watson
I can't sleep
Asher Jackson
I slept then woke up and can't get back to sleep. My situation's worse than yours!
Xavier Miller
That's what happened to me too. Sucks don't it.
Dominic Rodriguez
searching bant isnt the best way of falling asleep
Lucas Wright
I used to take pills due to my lack of melatonin, might start to buy those again. idk.
Colton Myers
Well I use this thingy where it makes your screen go orange, makes you feel sleepy.
Tyler Brown
also this
Christian Williams
might try that tbdesu
idk how it's over there, but the melatonin pills cost a fucking lot here.
Jason Edwards
Install Gentoo
Oliver Evans
im going to bed
Oliver Butler
good night!
Landon Brooks
Install Gentoo when you wake up!
Angel Watson
good night sue-me
and good morning r/banter