Automatic toiletry based on proximity sensors appreciation thread

Automatic toiletry based on proximity sensors appreciation thread

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Thank god for automatic toiletry based on proximity sensors

toilet?

Praise the lord for ATBOPS

checked

WHwts a toilet

ALERT ALERT
PAJEET DETECTED
STEP AWAY FROM THE STREET
YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS TO COMPLY
10..
9..

I don't know about ATBPS. I take my time on the toilet and often ATBPS just assumes its sensor is covered or w/e and flushes with my ass still over the bowl.

Thank you automatic toiletry based on proximity sensors for making my life slightly easier.

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>leans forward
>gets water sprayed all over ass
fuck automatic toiletry based on proximity sensors

These fucking things make me so angry.

They NEVER bloody work and when they do it's only after waving your hands around like an idiot for 10 seconds.

I wish manual flushers were more common. There're WAY more shit particles on the toilet paper dispenser anyway, and those never get sensors and the like. I've never gotten sick because of a public bathroom and I live in God damn Africa. Just wash your fucking hands, it's that simple.

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*tapes sensor*

I fucking hate these things
I stand up to WIPE MY ASS and they flush
these things must waste a shitload of water

if restrooms had security cameras we wouldn't need this shit

For me, it's avoiding public toilets altogether if possible.

I have never shit in a public toilet

Dyson is a genius selling overpriced vacuum cleaners and hand dryers

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>go to place paper protector on seat
>turn around to unfasten belt and sit
>toilet flushes paper protector away
>rinse
>repeat
>shit on toilet and down legs because horrible diet and alcoholism
>doesn't flush as I exit stall

Does anyone know why my hands don't register to turn on the automatic faucet?

Someone in your family is fucking with the space-time continuum.

I didn't poop at school from kindergarten to I graduated college. Not once.

Based sanitation proximity

Please help. I think my proximity sensors are not working? Is it safe to use?