Always leave office on time

Always leave office on time

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Fuck you I leave early. I also show up late.

Yeah I ended up in a firm that thought unpaid overtime was normal. Quit and I've been off work for 4 weeks, start new one in 2.

Fuck boomers who have equity expecting grunts to care as much about their shitty business as them.

>working
this is now a NEET enlightenment thread

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Always poo in loo

>work

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Found the nigger

Fuck work, get neet bucks. 6 years on the neet bucks here my friends. Living the dream.

Contradictory statements.
Precisely because we are not (exactly) like machines, we do not necessarily fulfill our tasks on a strict schedule.

This is the only correct answer.

>calling someone a nigger
>is actually a wageslave that's willing to commit extra time and self-discipline to show up to a job
>where you're completely replaceable

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Doctor poojet

I did study hard to become a machine

I was actually berated for this during a fucking unpaid internship and the lead cunt told me not doing overtime FOR FREE was doing the bare minimum.

Elon Musk:
> Works 20 hour days
> Sleeps for 4 hours at his desk
> Responsible for PayPal, Tesla, SpaceX, Boring Co, OpenAI, SolarCity
> Has six kids
> Had flamethrowers manufactured for fun to play with (and sell)
> Blasted a car his company made with a rocket from his other company, because he can
> Trolls on Twitter for fun
> Hosted Meme review because he wanted to

Random pajeet:
> Works 8 hours a day
> Never had sex
> Earns less than $5/hr
> Can't afford a toilet or running water
> Shares a bedroom with his 9 brothers
> Bathes in a river
> Gets yelled at on the phone all day by Americans
> Spends his free time playing old games on his families old i386 PC


Hmmm not sure which one I'd rather be, anyone want to help me decide?

>foward this to him
good way to get fired

Thanks doc

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Good thing you don't work there yet

same.
it didn't help that my commute was 1hr each way...

Based Abdul Kalam telling normies about the reality

you know you have to be older than 18 to be on this site right?
only children idolize elon musk

>Be me
>No friends, family, or gf
>Have overwhelming depression and anxiety
>Work is the only escape from home and crippling loneliness

But what if work is the only meaningful thing in our life?

I actually turned them down after the internship period (college required I take an internship somewhere) they paid minimum wage and had no insurances or benefits at all (some of which are actually required by law) which is funny considering they berated me for doing the "bare minimum" heh.

kek good one, you'll find something better.

that means you are literal slave, but hell, whatever makes you happy

Then you're the shitty boss.

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>this is what europoors believe

You don't become the most powerful nation on earth by following that sissy shit
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Pretty sure you could sue the shit out of them for that, and you definitely should have.
I'd stick around, hoard enough proof, and sue the building into the ground

Working yourself to an early death
Vs
Just be happy and enjoy life

I'm not saying we should all play games all day and lead meaningless lives but your comparison of Elon musk and an Indian is just wrong because you're obviously trying to create a biased response and hiding the true metric you're comparing for which is happiness. And how do you know the pajeet shitting in the street isn't happier than some idiot in a suit who can't do half the things he wants to because it'll send his stocks crashing and shareholders into a fit? If you're that high up in your enlightened throne then why are you on fucking Jow Forums instead of working 21 hours a day?