/tpg/ - ThinkPad General

Previous Thread: Don't buy anything OTHER THAN IBM/Lenovo ThinkPad T, X, and W/P Series if you want the Real Business Experience™!
>Other business laptops are welcome in /tpg/ (Dell Latitude/Precision, HP EliteBook/ZBook).

Libreboot-compatible models:
>T60 (check lcd), X60(s/t.), X200(s/t. -s requires soldering), T400(s), T500, W500.

Modern models:
>X220/X230 - 12", 768p, cheap and light
>T420/T430 - 14", 900p, socketed CPU, quadcore-compatible
>T520/T530, W520/W530 - 15", 1080p, desktop replacement
>T440s/T450s - best price/performance ultraportable
>T440p, T540p, W540/1 - last models with socketed processors

Upgraded models:
>X210 - X200/X201, i5 8250U quadcore
>X62 - X61, i5 5250U
>T70 - T60, i7 7700HQ
High-res IPS displays, USB 3.0, M.2 x4, mini-DP
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Why ThinkPad?
>Used machines are plentiful and cheap
>Excellent keyboards - tactile feel and quiet
>Great durability: magnesium rollcage for structural integrity, high quality plastic body panels
>Utilitarian design: indicator LEDs, 7 row keyboard layout on older models
>Docking stations that easily turns your laptop into a desktop
>Easy to repair (most models), upgrade & maintain thanks to readily available service manuals for every model, spare parts easy & cheap to obtain
>The TrackPoint™, great for those who type a lot or hate niggers swiping their fingers all over a touchpad
>Excellent GNU/Linux & *BSD support

Helpful links:
>Buyers guide:
dankpads.com/tpg/
>thinkpad-tech-tree.txt - a plaintext map of ThinkPad history:
github.com/Monkeyfume/thinkpad-tech-tree/blob/master/thinkpad-tech-tree.txt
>ThinkWiki - info on ThinkPads & running GNU/Linux on them:
thinkwiki.org/wiki/ThinkWiki
>Coreboot compatibility list:
coreboot.org/status/board-status.html
>BIOS logo booru:
biosimage.booru.org

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Is this legit? Will it explode on me? Will it fit an X230T?

I wan slice battery

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Using a X140e, under GNU+Linux my screens refresh rate is 60hz while on Windows 10 it's 50hz. I can't change it under display settings or AMD 19.3.2 driver control panel. I'm not gonna use Windows but is there any reason for this?

yup... now THAT was a computer

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the fuck is up with that rollie user

x201 cutest thinkpad

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(OP)
I've compiled a list of ThinkPads, and scored them based on my personal needs, and the best ones seem to be T540p, W540/1 (which I have), P50/P51/P52, and the ThinkPad 25 Anniversary.
My ideal ThinkPad would have:
>Classic 7 Row keyboard WITH a Numpad
>~15" screen, either 16:9 or 16:10
>Not too worried about thickness, as long as it's ≤1.5"
>Not worried much about weight either, as long as it's ≤6lbs, but ≤4lbs would be nice
>A full row of activity and status LEDs, like on the X200, T400, T500, W500, etc.
>I don't want a latch to hold the screen closed
>Extended battery that sticks out the back and I can use as a handle
As for battery life, as long as it lasts me even 4 hours of heavy use, I'm happy. Performance would be equal to or greater than my W540 with a 4800MQ and K1100M.
Do I stick with my W540 or do I go with the P50/1/2? Eventually If I need more performance the P52 is my probably my best bet. Only thing I don't like about the P50/1/2 is that it doesn't have a battery that sticks out the back, and it doesn't have a 7 row keyboard.

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>T60's panel has rows of dying pixels
>only on-hand replacement is my old 1024x768 one
Would a smaller resolution panel consume less power? This may be a blessing in disguise if it does.

Bit o banter for Rate my Rollie

Does "modern models" in the OP refer to the ones that are not recommended?

i could get a x270 in a pretty mint condition with full hd ips display, 8gb ram and a 180gb ssd for 500 euros?
is this too expensive or should i go for it?
thanks!!

>fell for the thinkpad meme
just got my T420 with i5-2520m
how long will it take me to install gentoo?

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2 days compiling but the 2% speed up you get adds up over time, in about 500 years those 2 days would save you at least 12 seconds

>he doesn't cross-compile

Which would anons go for between the i7 X220 or X230?
X220
>Proper keyboard
>Cheaper
>Non retarded BIOS
X230
>Lighter
>USB 3
>Improved CPU and GPU
>Drop in IPS replacement panels?
I'm really stuck between the two.
Ideally I'd like something just powerful enough to play CS:GO but it's not essential.

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im going to do it
what window manager do you guys use?

I like bspwm

i7 x220 has usb 3.0
both can have ips.
x230 is faster, if you wanna play csgo, get the x230.

x230
install x220 keyboard
flash custom ec rom for said keyboard
strip intel me
flash coreboot

>X230

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So, you're a paedophile?

It's fine to regret buying an x220 but you don't have to spam this shit in every thread

Thanks anons. Is ~£250/$330 a reasonable price for a refurbished i7 X230?
I've heard the X220 keyboard mod needs a firmware flash for the keyboard layout to fully work, is this true?
This BIOS is unironically what I'm most concerned about, but I hear that it's possible to flash a custom BIOS which removes the whitelisting BS.
Either that or I'll just have to stick to official Lenovo(TM) parts, but that shouldn't be an issue aside from battery replacements.

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You need to do an EC flash to get the full layout to work but it's not that hard. There's a bunch of guides on it.
You can remove the battery whitelist at the same time since that's also just an EC flash. But to remove the wifi whitelist you have to flash coreboot but I think you would have to do that on a X220 as well

no i just like lil grills

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Any way to make the screen on an X230T less wobbly? Also can a keyboard be done on the X230T?

old keyboard can be done, i dont think you can make the screen less wobble. I'm gonna get a 3d printer in like a month think ill try make something to add onto it as it annoys me aswell

Ah cool, I might do the keyboard mod then at some point if I can find an X220 keyboard somewhere.

theyre cheap on aliexpress

Oh yeah, they are! Is the mod dangerous or hard?

AHHH MY LAPTOP SHIPPING INFO SAYS ITS IN MY TOWN. I'm pumped /tpg/.

nah you jsut flash ec firmware. it's a bottable thing that will jsut isntall. swapping the keyboard take like 2 minutes

Just remember to isolate the pins on the new keyboard. The thinkwiki has a guide on how to do it

>dangerous
Not really, the most dangerous part is flashing the EC since if something goes wrong you could potentially brick your laptop but nothing will go wrong so don't let that scare you.
>hard
No. X230 even has the added bonus of being able to just use the X220 palmrest if you don't want to spend time sanding/cutting nubs off the keyboard.
thinkwiki.org/wiki/Install_Classic_Keyboard_on_xx30_Series_ThinkPads

X1 Carbon here

Are the T40 or X40 series thinkpads worth it for about 20 euros to fuck around and try to install a minimal distro?

Sick, I'm gonna do it then.

I wonder if I should order a replacement screen for my X201 while I'm at it. It's cracked and unusable but other than that the laptop still works and I quite like it, but I really doubt I'm ever gonna use it for anything now that I have the X230T.

So something like aliexpress.com/item/Russian-Keyboard-for-ASUS-X556-X556U-X556UA-X556UB-X556UF-X556UJ-X556UQ-X556UR-X556UV-RU-Black/32814972488.html is perfectly legit then?

Is 1600x900 a good resolution?

Bump

I don't know, is it?
What's your preference?
That's not really something other people can answer for you.

What does the nipple do and does it come in Black

if you're poor otherwise there should be no excuse to use display below 1080p in 2019

No love for the SL series? I mean, I know they're not that great, but look at this sexy thicc boi. It's pretty snappy for a ten year old laptop, P8400 can handle my shitposting/hentai/touhou games surprisingly well. I'll add an SSD and replace battery soon. I've read that the keyboard on this thing is not as good as it's predecessors, but hey, at least it's not chiclet. The only things that really taint this beauty is the non removable DVD drive and the glossy 1366x768 panel, especially the latter, since not only resolution sucks, it's also VERY reflexive. Not sure if I can change/mod the screen, but it's okay, I'm too lazy to do it anyways.

Pls re/g/ommend me 9cell chink battery that won't be bursting my balls in flames, my Mercedes-Benz deserves the best.

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Maybe it'll be a good idea to register on ebay, start reselling thinkpads & accessories and one day get your address and dox you.

No, it's not. It's weeb keyboard with swapped keys to make it look like it's English.

I wanna buy a new screen for my t420. How do I search for it? Kinda a dumb question, but do I have to search for t420 specific screens, or is there more compatibility between models? I just don't seem to find much on ebay searching up' t420 screen'

>What does the nipple do
Changes your life forever and controls the mouse pointer
>does it come in Black
You can probably get a black cap for it or colour a red one but I don't know why you'd want to do that.

SL, E, Edge, R, i and the convertible series aren't ThinkPads. That's why they aren't discussed here.

I still don't get how one should position their hands over keyboard to comfortably use the nipple.

Index finger on nipple and thumb on the track buttons, disabling the trackpads' mouse input also helps a lot with accuracy.
I always see old people with these, I think the L series is nearly the same but went up to xx30 series.

You know, there a handful of old computers on display at my uni. One of which is a transnote thinkpad or whatever it's called and an IBM portable computer (5155 I believe). Would y'all mind if I dumped a few pics if I took some?

I'd definitely like to see pics of the transnote.

Very cute, a true memepad!

Meme-tier i3wm, i love it.

>£250/$330
Only if you get one in top-shape with that IPS allready installed and with ssd too.

Depends on the DPI, I'm perfectly satisfied using just HD on x220. It's very subjective tho.

Definitely, I'd love to see that 5155!

Why not?

UPS
>out for delivery

GET HERE YOU FUCK!!!!!!

>HD

could anybody help?
thanks!!

nupad

Because they're pretty much just regular consumer crap laptops with a nipple and a ThinkPad logo slapped on. Hell, most of the SL series and some Edges use IdeaPad BIOSes, and the i series were made by Acer and rebranded by IBM.

best thinkpad for college? have an x220 but worried that it'll be too old relatively soon

Put 16 gigs of ram, use OpenBSD and you'll be fine with it for 10 years more.

Will my x200s charger work with an x230?

Yes

Why should it get old? Will you need more powerfull graphics or something?

It should.

Would my x200s battery work too?

No

No

I believe I've found a source for new, genuine batteries for a much lower price than the Lenovo website. If you go to lenovo.encompass.com, and have your model number ready, the prices are awesome. I found a 9 cell for my X220 for 65 bucks, as opposed the the 100+ they want on the Lenovo website. Apparently encompass is an official distributor of Lenvovo parts.

gang, i'm looking at getting a thinkpad t450, lenovo say max ram is 16gb, people online say that they have no issues with 32gb, i have a bunch of 8gb sticks lying around, should i get one (whatevers cheapest) and whack 8gb of ram and buy a stick of 16gb to have 24gb?

Yes.

Just got the T440p, debloating and using Blackbird on Win10 pro fuck it. Welcome me to the club bitches

What is the cheapest solution for simple Linux using?

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Does anyone know how to fix LVDS output for Ivy Bridge CPUs in Sandy Bridge ThinkPads? The CPU seems to run fine (but hot) and VGA output works just fine.

I'm running coreboot without any vgabios.

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Someone help me out here, did my thinkpad come with an ips display or not? It's a M125NWN1 R0 panel. I've tried looking, but I'm either looking in the wrong place or getting conflicting info.

panelook.com/M125NWN1 R0_IVO_12.5_LCM_overview_21377.html
It's TN.

x300 3rd party battery just showed up. not bad if its not lying to me

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Yeah, they are pretty good for that stuff. I mentioned the site here a few threads back. The downside is if you live outside of the US you have to purchase $200 USD worth of stuff for them to ship it to you.

I only really wanted a battery from them, so I was out of luck. I managed to find a guy on eBay that sells (what appears to be) a genuine battery for my W520, so I went with that. If I lived in the states or was ordering a lot of parts I would just do it through encompass, as it saves the fucking around trying to find non chink scam shit on eBay.

Fuck you

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It's alright. Definitely not very good coming from FHD. Also those HD+ screens are TN displays and they fucking suuuuckkk.

how can i check if a x220 has the ips panel?
the seller doesnt know anything about computers. is there an easy way of checking that i could tell him by mail in order to find out?

X series aren't ThinkPads too
>soldered in CPU
>no magnesium roll cage
>inferior cooling
>no UltraBay

Bummer dude, I live in the US so I had no idea.

Except that everything after the T440p has a soldered CPU also, and the the X series do too have a magnesium roll cage, I replaced it in my X220 like 6 months ago. Besides, why does the soldered CPU even really matter all that much? Nobody is going to be using an X series for anything that requires all that much power anyway, which is evident in that fact that there are almost no i7 X220's around because nobody ordered them.

I'm new to thinkpads.

What's the best thinkpad for a college student? and why is it better than something like the new XPS 13? thanks in advance

Thanks senpai. I was confused because this seemed better than most TN's I've seen.

if you are new to this and can afford to spend money (i assume this because you are looking at the xps 13), then don't fall for the old thinkpad meme. just get a new one, x270, t470 or x1 carbon or p50 and you are going to have a wonderful machine with one of the best keyboards around that is going to last you a very long time

is that an IPS-panel?

no

I'm thinking about getting an x230 for 175CAD is this good? If tax is being added then it comes out to about 200 CAD

I don't know about the battery life but from my past experience I needed to buy a new battery which would be another 50 CAD

okay so i have my raspi set up, have my
soic 8pin clip connected but flashrom can't find the clip, i made sure it's connected right. the clip is a cheap one from ebay.
is there anything else i could try or should i go for a 40$ one? (there's nothing in between here)

I would not follow what the other user said. Definitely get a used one, there is absolutely no reason to spend the money on a new machine. I'd get a 50 series, at the newest. Depending on what you're looking for, there are plenty of options. Small and light? X250, X240, X230. Even smaller? X1 Carbon. Standard 14 inch? T4x0 series. 15 inch? T5x0 series. What are you planning on doing with it? The two areas I'd put the most money in to are the screen, because the 1080p panel is definitely worth it, and the battery, because having a laptop with an old shitty battery sucks. I personally think that the best value is a T440p, since you can upgrade the CPU, the 1080p panel is really good, and they are several years old now, so they can be had for quite a good price. I used one for my first two years of my Computer Science degree and found it to be an awesome machine. Don't fall for the meme about the 40 series having the bad trackpad, it's definitely not perfect, but it's entirely usable, and it can be replaced with one from a T450 for like 10 bucks if you hate it that much. The 15 inch version if you'd prefer the larger display is the T540p, and the same applies to it.

I don't think much can be done because of the hinge design on the T model. I know my X220 has a pretty sturdy screen though.

Will this battery work on my T520? Dont really care if the battery is bulkier or points screen at an angle.

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It seems as though aliexpress fixed their links aliexpress.com/item/KingSener-10-8V-57WH-Laptop-Battery-For-Lenovo-ThinkPad-T430-T430I-L430-T530-T530I-L530-W530/32798522960.html?spm=2114.10010108.1000013.2.27a2e152wFK0TJ&gps-id=pcDetailBottomMoreThisSeller&scm=1007.13339.99734.0&scm_id=1007.13339.99734.0&scm-url=1007.13339.99734.0&pvid=ae4dd150-985a-457c-aacc-b8ec87ceec8b

Thoughts on T480?

aliexpress.com/item/KingSener-10-8V-57WH-Laptop-Battery-For-Lenovo-ThinkPad-T430-T430I-L430-T530-T530I-L530-W530/32798522960.html?spm=2114.10010108.1000013.2.27a2e152wFK0TJ&gps-id=pcDetailBottomMoreThisSeller&scm=1007.13339.99734.0&scm_id=1007.13339.99734.0&scm-url=1007.13339.99734.0&pvid=ae4dd150-985a-457c-What_the_fuck_did_you_just_fucking_say_about_me,_you_little_bitch?_I'll_have_you_know_I_graduated_top_of_my_class_in_the_Navy_Seals,_and_I've_been_involved_in_numerous_secret_raids_on_Al-Quaeda,_and_I_have_over_300_confirmed_kills._I_am_trained_in_gorilla_warfare_and_I'm_the_top_sniper_in_the_entire_US_armed_forces._You_are_nothing_to_me_but_just_another_target._I_will_wipe_you_the_fuck_out_with_precision_the_likes_of_which_has_never_been_seen_before_on_this_Earth,_mark_my_fucking_words._You_think_you_can_get_away_with_saying_that_shit_to_me_over_the_Internet?_Think_again,_fucker._As_we_speak_I_am_contacting_my_secret_network_of_spies_across_the_USA_and_your_IP_is_being_traced_right_now_so_you_better_prepare_for_the_storm,_maggot._The_storm_that_wipes_out_the_pathetic_little_thing_you_call_your_life._You're_fucking_dead,_kid._I_can_be_anywhere,_anytime,_and_I_can_kill_you_in_over_seven_hundred_ways,_and_that's_just_with_my_bare_hands._Not_only_am_I_extensively_trained_in_unarmed_combat,_but_I_have_access_to_the_entire_arsenal_of_the_United_States_Marine_Corps_and_I_will_use_it_to_its_full_extent_to_wipe_your_miserable_ass_off_the_face_of_the_continent,_you_little_shit._If_only_you_could_have_known_what_unholy_retribution_your_little_"clever"_comment_was_about_to_bring_down_upon_you,_maybe_you_would_have_held_your_fucking_tongue._But_you_couldn't,_you_didn't,_and_now_you're_paying_the_price,_you_goddamn_idiot._I_will_shit_fury_all_over_you_and_you_will_drown_in_it._You're_fucking_dead,_kiddo.

Not a real thinkpad