This is a tech cringe thread

>Literal failures.
What did they mean by this?

you can do that when you're worth $625m

KONAMI CODE
I KNOW THAT
I STOOD UP AND CLAPPED

Enjoy your streaming games bro.

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ŌoŌ waddis

give me your data, uguu~

>sony, microsoft, nintendo: *actually makes video games*
>google: haha, videogames am I right kids? the cake is a lie! xD pls buy our awesome streaming service for more VIDEO GAMES :DDD
Top cringe

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Only hardcore pro gamers know what it means.

Google! What are you doing on Jow Forums?

>Jow Forums
Yikes this is 4channel, newfriend

epic win by epic mega corporation!

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that unironically not even factual but I think you know that.

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If Stadia fails they'll put that in there. If it gets popular and succeeds in killing off PC gaming, they'll put your average computer in there.

The presenter had REZ tshirt.
that is saying something,its pretty obscure game.

lol XD Google are sooo nerdy! Truly the best company, a geek paradise!

That made me think quite hard.

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LOL he doesn't know 5G is a modified 4G+
He doesn't know that 5G involves putting phone relays right up your rectum if need be...
He doesn't know that 3G/4G data plans are heavily crippled and overpriced by low data caps...

Hell if I was merely gaming on PC (and not also doing content creation) I would be satisfied with this, would save me trouble of buying and maintaining hardware, buying games (I don't really own anyway), downloading/installing them...

that is if your ISP can even keep up...

>killing PC gaming
I fucking doubt it
The PC market may be small but it’s pretty damn robust

>Glorifying fucking Konami.
Should have put a pachinko machine and a Korean flag in there if they wanted to do that.

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It is ironically robust because of easy piracy.

PC users will pirate some, buy some.

If PC users would 100% buy everything they play they would just become console gamers.

If PC users were pirating everything they play the market would be long dead.

PC gaming allows some balance between the haves and have nots. Can't afford to pay $$$ to test this game? pirate it! Enjoy this game ? buy it!

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Ebin xDD

Mind blown. I fucking love science.

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*chuckles*

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Its amazing how a literal modern day genius can communicate with us through the internet just like that. I wonder what the code means

Just hack your console dude

go back

Cringe

Did someone say Konmari?

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>I wonder what the code means
Its amazing how a literal modern day retard can communicate with us through the internet just like that.

This needs to be shopped to be posted on any other date besides March 14, so it looks like he did that for no reason.

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What a fucking fag

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that's not even konami code

Source or your mom will die painfully in night

No, PC gaming is popular due modifications, low priced games, online games and enthusiastic shit.

ebin shitpost by based black science man

epik pi hahahaaha I remember highschool too
t. dropout

Excellent

Isn't pi 3.15?

cannot play LoL on console

BRAINLET HOLY FUCK HOW DO YOU EVEN BREATHE

That's some retard's approximation done using triangles.

I stopped pirating as soon as I was able to afford to buy games. My only regret is Alien : Colonial Marine. What a pile of shit.

He knows... old people that can use a smartphone usually eat up data real quick. My uncle uses his data before the first week is up.

Sparks joy in my penis.

>verizon hotspot has 15gb "high speed" per month
>not even a 1mb down
and there's no other ISPs around, I hate this area

Found the engineer

whether you truncate it to 2 decimal places, or round it to 2 decimal places, you get 3.14
how did you get 3.15?

Start isn't part of the code though

vimeo.com/138219734

It's all the Contraniggers who have never played a real game like Gradius who believe it ends with Start or Start+Select, of course one of them works at Google.

How do you think you actually make the code work?

by pressing [Up][Up][Down][Down][Left][Right][Left][Right][B][A]
Start is just to start the game after activating the cheat

My local transportation system as seen by my buddy (low voltage electrician)

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Ohh should have cropped out his name. Whoops.

yeah nothing will happen. this is just facebook lite now

I'm pretty sure it's gonna be a sync code

Is this real or fake? Fucking hell that’s cringe if it is, my god.

why do they all look like dobson