C-can you p-please bully me, Jow Forums?

show your boitits you fucking faggot

No, sorry.

>two posts by this id
you cant ask to get bullied then leave your own fucking thread
bet you get off on this shit you sick degenerate

oh... ok

m-meanie

t-thats pretty true..

i dont have any

im sorry, i had to go do something

You a big doo doo head ùwú

>i dont have any
pics now you faggot

both mean and rare

umm... i cant take any pics now

i have to go to work soon, hurry the fuck up loser

>makes an obvious fag thread
>doesnt post boipussy
why the fuck not

I don't even know how do I bully you. Just think about it. You're young, have a normal job, live in a nice country, you're good looking and interesting to talk to. Its pretty much impossible.

c-cus im in public

thats sweet, b-but pretty much wrong on all points

prove it
why would you be on Jow Forums in public anyways

i hope people see you looking at pic related in public
now go to a fucking public bathroom and show me pics

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fuck bant for only allowing under 2mb pics
fuck OP for being a faggot

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Well, you're young and good looking and can keep conversation going. Thats 3 at least. So whats so bad about Denmark and why do you hate your job?

I'm America we eat shit like you for breakfast

im on Jow Forums cus im bored
also its really unlikely anyone can see my screen since its on the lowest brightness

i agree on the first thing

im not good looking and i dont have a job

w-why do americans eat shit for breakfast?

im from america we eat asses like OPs for breakfast

>being a horny degenerate cunt in public
fucking disgusting
post pics now

i-im not horny tho and i really cant

pls dont eat my ass

>i-im not horny tho
>please bully me Jow Forums
i find playing hard to get hot
i better find boipussy when i come back from work

>im not good looking
Shut the fuck up retarded incel.
>i dont have a job
Uh, maybe I mixed something up, are you a neet rn or studying?
Also still didn't answer whats so bad about Denmark? Well other than that thing they call a language that is...

he probably has a job at the lego factory or something

b-but theres nothing lewd about bullying tho
also that depends on when you get back from work

studying but i thik ill give up soon
denmark is just depressing and soulsucking and most of the people ive met here are mean to me

n-no!
i wouldnt be an good in a factory anyways

>b-but theres nothing lewd about bullying tho
yes there is you fucking faggot i know you get off on this shit
>also that depends on when you get back from work
ok, so it is agreed that you will be posting pics in a matter of a few hours, thank you

I have to go, but
>studying but i thik ill give up soon
Don't.
>denmark is just depressing and soulsucking
Why?
>most of the people ive met here are mean to me
Meet new people.

(double dubs)
n-no i dont!
i doubt ill manage and im really not fuccable rn

>dont
i cant keep going with it
>why
it just is
>meet new people
its really hard for me to initiate anything and most people start to dislike me after a week or so anyways

>most of the people ive met here are mean to me
are you brown user

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I'm saying we eat danish for breakfast, retard

no im pasty white, but im a filthy n'wah to everyone

His name is Zach, and he's a Lego maniac

what ethnicity are you
POST FUCKING BOIPUSSY HOLY FUCK

fuck niggers

trips get plz

ULTRA GAY

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OP i got trips
go to bathroom bost your asshole
if you arent clean shaven around your ass boast after you take care of that at home

>he doesnt bully faigs into giving nudes and give them the Jow Forums e-bf experience
gay

o-oh... sorry...
m-my names not zach

umm... im more of a vanilla milkshake honestly
nice trips
also yeah im not shaven
...and im really not anything special

shave your ass dick and balls and post
i got trips fair and square

i... i dont have a razor...

>Jow Forumsack comes here
>turns gay in less than 3 months

why the fuck not
buy one
gently bullying fags is fun, and i was here from day one you faggot
left after it got bad and i shitpost here from time to time

>implying all Jow Forumstards arent just massive flaming fags in denial and under pressure from their Jow Forumstard "friends" whomst are also massive flaming faggots in denial

i dont have any store on the way home where i can buy one and i cant go any further today

I'm not a faggot, faggot

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based morkmork
I'm going now the pastor is coming bye fags

>the pastor
w-wha?

come on faggot, stop making excuses
im sure you can get one
fuck you faggot

also
>today

my old one broke and i didnt get a new one cus i dont really have a reason to be well kept anymoe
the nearest place that has any razors is an hours drive away and i dont have a car

*hugs you instead*

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its really mean of you to refuse my request like that

...its extra mean cus i know ill eve get to hug any of you ;w;

If it's an hour away, you're in Germany already

it takes like 4 hours to get to germany from where i am

You smell bad

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...n-no i dont...

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Deal with it smelly

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b-but... BUT I DONT SMELL!!

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The "Like you for breakfast" part wasn't necessary.

no, bulli me instead

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Bend over me so i can drink those tears faggot

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based danes

D.va is the worst tank in Overwatch

NO!
i-ill just wipe them instead

umm... uhh...
y-you're bad at fortnite?

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Source of that gif or i will resume this torture

i... i dont have any sauce, i got it off of here once

>diva
>tank

it is fortnite suck at us

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well, then... uhh...
y-you suck at overwatch!

>i dont really have a reason to be well kept anymoe
God damn it break out of it.

Also her ass is small.

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N-never!

I dont bite bait for porn dump
I was 3500+ on second season

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wtf
a weeb talking english
that's impossible

romanian faggot

i...i already managed to get and lose a bf...
....i doubt would get more than one chance at getting anyone to be interested in me

f-fear

p-pls do it...
...i deserve pain

you suck at minecraft then!

thats retty rude, vippy

>I dont bite bait for porn dump

Wha-what? Are you a femanon? A real one?

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nah, he's just a smol korean boi
which is basically the same thing really

Based.

>i already managed to get and lose a bf...
>i doubt would get more than one chance at getting anyone to be interested in me
I dare you to read it like this and tell me it doesn't sound stupid af.

fugg it does
i still believe he was just a stroke of luck desu

>just a stroke of luck
As any relationship really, you can't really force it, all you can do is try and hope for the best, all I can say is giving up on finding someone aint gonna help it.

Lightning can strike twice friend
Just make sure to bring a lightning rod and go up a high place during a thunderstorm.
No harm in stacking the odds.

i guess you're right, but i cant handle another relationship yet...

...also ill try to die getting struck by lightning, even tho it sounds like a pretty epic way to die

stacking odds can cause harm if done hard

>Lightning
> fag

choose one my fren

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my dinner menu

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Ya fucking teets cunt, I knocked ya dad out in the parking lot of K-mart faggot.

never call me like that

OI! what did my pa ever do to u, sheepy-fucky?

shush, vippy
i know you love it

Don't, it was just a metaphor.

You mean if done badly.
Like stalking someone to find out what they like.
I was more talking about taking care of how you look and going to the right places.