>be d*sc*rd user
>wake up
>throat still feels a little sore from last night's ironic gay blowjob
>think longingly of the cock pounding the back of my throat as I lick a patch of dried cum from my lips
>roll out of bed onto the floor, accidentally landing my ass onto a dildo pointing up
>giggle like a little japanese school girl as I unplug the dildo from my gaping rectum
>make my way to my epic gaming pc as I push past the numerous other dildos littering the floor
>open up d*sc*rd
>type a quick message to my d*sc*rd server
>"hello boys teehee ;)"
>chuckle as my d*sc*rd friends start ironically posting their shaved legs and asses in striped thigh high socks and shimapan panties
>open up Jow Forums and begin desperately spamming my d*sc*rd link across Jow Forums, /qa/, /b/, /lgbt/, and Jow Forums
>suddenly the doorbell rings.
>it's ituckfraps69, a mod on my d*sc*rd
>immediately start tearing his pants off
>"Ahn!~ My boi pusse is twitching so hard, mister! Please put your pulsating bull cock in me until you fill my ass with your hote cumme kudasai :33"
>ironically pounds my ass until completion
>giggle as he pulls his juicy schlong out and a stream of thick white ball juice flows out of my ruined gaping hole
>curl up in his arms and fall asleep
An average day.
Be d*sc*rd user
based amei
l-lewd...
horrible gif
Why is my pp hard?!?!
n-no!
cus youre a fagget... noel
Literally who?
literally you, you cute faggotte
Thats nice, but let me ask you this one thing, ok? Who are you quoting?
>giggle as he pulls his juicy schlong out and a stream of thick white ball juice flows out of my ruined gaping hole
>curl up in his arms and fall asleep
Other than the ruined hole part, this sounds way comfier than it should
Fugg off :DDDDD
make me lole xd
It's hard because you, the straight man that you are, imagine that it's a girl getting fucked and giggling like a Japanese school girl. It's okay by friend, you are not gay.
Dont you ever bulli me or my N*** again
haha yes... probably...
its a part of my belief system that noel should be free to get bullied by whomever he chooses
you wouldnt wanna be a bigot and disrespect my beliefs now, would you?
Which Noel tho?
They get to choose too
Only straight men are allowed such a based name as Noel. You are worthy of this name, are you not?
STOP MENTIONING THIS NAME
But it's a good name. It could be so much worse and besides, it's manly.
i see no reason for there to be discriminaton between noels
they should all be treated and bullied equally
its cute tho
qt3.14 noel
This desu
All of this because SHIT POST got that n*** id once
AAAAAAAAAAAA
tl;dr
t.fatty
Delet this
or whut?
stop now you're feeding him with more editable content
Oh fugg
You're right
We will always get the bulli no matter what we do
i didnt even think about editing that one
thx for the idea noel
*bullies u more* :3
Why is there so many Spaniards in this godforsaken site
There is no hope
>he doesnt read
retard fat abbo