"Google, open Stadia"
>STADIA INITIATED
"Google, search into my contacts for users online"
>SEARCH IN PROGRESS
>25 USERS DETECTED
"Google, send all online contacts an invite for a match"
>MESSAGE SENT
"Google, open RE:MW2"
>GAMING IN PROGRESS
"Okay, Google, Let's game"
"Google, open Stadia"
Charles Butler
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Evan Wright
UAAAGGGGHHHHH THAT WAS MY SECRET BUSINESS PLAN ALONG HOW DID YOU STEAL MY PLAN JUST BY A SINGLE POST
Luis Gonzalez
*Attempts to play stuttering, unresponsive game*
Bentley Evans
>say nigger
>stadia releases GoogleDrone
>GoogleDrone flies to your kitchen and grabs a steak knife
>GoogleDrone starts chasing after you
>Automatically starts a stream and sets up a twitter alert so blue checkmarks can watch a wholesome Hack The Fash session
Jayden James
"Google, open Stadia"
>Here are some results I found on the web for Staravia
"Google, search into my contacts for users online"
>I'm sorry, I didn't quite catch that
"Google, send all online contacts an invite for a match"
>I'm sorry, I can't find a contact named "Ali Unline"
"Google, open RE:MW2"
>Here are some results I found on the web for Airy Mewtwo
"Okay, Google, Let's game"
>Launching Google Play
Samuel Watson
>just think it and it happens
Julian Long
>Internet goes down
Jaxon Moore
New gmail takes 40 seconds and 2GB RAM to open, and they say Stadia will open game in 5 seconds.
gootoddlers BTFO
Mason Butler
Oh no no no no no no
youtu.be
Thomas Smith
>BEEP!
>Your account has been terminated due to error 0x000021c3: "Expressing wrong opinion about: {politics, immigration}"
Cooper Jackson
Camden Bennett
OI DO YA HAV A LIZENZE FOR THAT M8?!!
Brandon Miller
lmao
Easton Davis
Will I be able to talk with my friends online while playing stadia?
Henry Russell
James King
can you build some glasses like this out of chink shit yet?
Tyler Edwards
based and truthpilled
Blake Hernandez
I don't have sides now, thanks user.
Carson Morgan
>google, stop locking FPS to 30 and giving high input latency
>sorry human, you don't actually own this game so fuck off
Wtf? I love spending money on subscriptions instead of on actual computer hardware now.
Blake Morgan
The thing is, Google is not the real problem here. They offer a service, might be a shitty service, just don't use it.
I only fear that millions of normies will start using it and it will again change the industry in a negative way. Then it becomes too big and buying games will no longer be a focus. You will probably still be able to do it for a long time, but the platforms will get worse and worse because they make less money, or you will no longer be able to play online with Stadia users.
tldr: too many consumers are stupid
Connor Butler
>Don't pick gay character
>Start getting ads for gay pride paraphernalia
T-thanks Google
Camden Taylor
>cloud stream gaming is the norm
>ALRIGHT GOY, NOW YOU WILL CONSUME OUR CLOUD STREAM DESKTOPING
>Wtf? I love not physically owning anything anymore.
Fuck you fags for even entertaining these ideas and shills.
Ayden Hall
Most normies play free-to-play games and spend money on microtransactions and loot boxes, I doubt Google will even have a subscription fee for this, I bet it'll be completely free
Daniel Long
>streaming my game on a chromecast
Yeah that makes perfect sense for when I want my game audio to unsync from my game video and stutter ever few minutes.
Caleb Cruz
>posting a wojack
>in 2019
Hey loser, 2016 called they want their memes back.
Get some new fucking material already.
Joshua Howard
I'm sticking to older games if this catches on. How is Linux for backwards compatibility? I sure as hell don't trust windows to continue letting emulators work.
Oliver Rogers
wojak is the most versatile meme of all time
Asher Cruz
It's also four fucking years old, do something new
Lincoln Martinez
Based and Bluepilled
Jordan Taylor
That was the original plot behind ManHacks in HL2. Citizens played an arcade game controlling one and would mow down dissidents.
Aaron Sanchez
>RE:MW2
what
Ryan Sanders
what's wrong with that? i can't see much delay tbqh
Carson Robinson
resident evil: modern warfare 2?
Blake Morales
Can’t wait for it to be released, Stadia is the future.
Isaac Bailey
You made the same thread on /v/ yesterday fag.
Asher Foster
I use thee basic html version until I get around setting up my own mail server. Maximum comfy.
Chase Peterson
Will the drones come down our chimneys?
Jace Perry
Wine is pretty mature by now. Compatibility is better than windows 10, especially for older games.
It's basically compatibility mode on steroids.
Adrian Jenkins
Wojak is like probably a decade old by now, and it's been a Jow Forums thing for like 7 or 8