Snail mail bandwidth

You can fit 40,000+ songs on a 256gb sd card.

Why does nobody sell them on the black market with the top 40,000 songs on them by snail mail for like $59

it would be everything you probably would ever listen to and you would just need new music after that

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also say it takes 3 days to be delivered, what is the bandwidth/throughput on 3 days and 256gb?

who gives a damn about songs, I can think of certain type of *good* files that 256gb filled with those specific sequences of 1s and 0s would fetch thousands

does anyone do this though?

I dont think so

why doesn't someone do the same with more books. call it alexandria or something. get your alexandria $2 or £

youre looking at just under 1mb/s

Kinda related, i once saw adds in a newspaper for 16/32gb usb keys filled with random porn for like 15-20€
I always wondered what kind of porn was on them and if anvone actually bought them

>why doesn't someone do the same with more books. call it alexandria or something. get your alexandria $2 or £
That's a good idea, I bet you could fit the whole western cannon or anything anyone would reasonably want to read on like 100gb. They would have whatever they want to read for life except new books and the most obscure shit imaginable for a fixed price

solid idea, buy 10 256gb good micro sd cards and sell them with random porn on them for a $20 premium so the buyer would get a practically brand new and usable for other purposes card and a hundred hours of high def random naughty movies for pretty cheap. Just see if anyone goes for it and buy 10 more if they sell

a lot of people have slow as shit internet or otherwise are not in a place lifestyle wise where they can feel free to download gigs and gigs of porn on their network, not a bad deal really

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This is similar to how piracy works in Cuba. Almost no-one has internet, so they have people smuggle in hard drives filled with the latest music, movies etc. and distribute those around.
youtube.com/watch?v=fTTno8D-b2E

Daily reminder to just download everything you want from Deezer.

Where would you advertise this service? You’d want to market to folks with slow ass internet.

because that would be a federal felony offense punishable up to 20 years in prison and up to $50,000 fine

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tor that shit bro

Americuck detected

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how long would it take to download 250gb over tor?

I would pay for a curated media service.

don't you just hate it when your local walmart representative comes every month to take 30% of your income

Whose sd cards are better, samsung or sandisk? and which versions?

>unironically listening to top 40 (or top 40000) music

>top 40,000 songs
eww

It sure does suck working for walmart.

People are already doing this, but only in second world places like south america.

It would be retarded.

Download speed on Tor is usually 0.5-4Mbps. So you're looking at 6 days of continuous downloads at worst. If you open multiple instances of the browser your limit will be your own download speed cap.

Who the fuck downloads porn? Distributing educational shit, movies, series, cartoons or video games would be much more profitable.

I'd rather this, than pay for a government wanking license, and have to show my silly sausage to the Queen.

t. Brit

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>This is similar to how piracy works in Cuba. Almost no-one has internet, so they have people smuggle in hard drives filled with the latest music, movies etc. and distribute those around.
interesting post thank you

>Download speed on Tor is usually 0.5-4Mbps. So you're looking at 6 days of continuous downloads at worst. If you open multiple instances of the browser your limit will be your own download speed cap.
that's if it's all one torrent and you didn't have to find all the shit you wanted yourself

OP's idea would be for an indexed single drive with tags by artist and files and folders and searchable. He is charging about $30 for that service of every song every published before today without spyware or searching or waiting or knowing how to use tor or torrent

a true bargain for a slow internet having or tech illiterate normie. People used to happily pay that for 2-3 cds

Vice covered a thing like this going on in Cuba. They used USB sticks, not sd cards though

>Who the fuck downloads porn?
not everyone on earth has full time access to a network that can stream high def porn at their whim either by technical bandwidth or not wanting their boss/uni/whatever to see what sites they are goign to

wait guys. Just mail a computer with an SD card installed. You can send info while you send info. Try doing this at the speed of light. You can send a gigabyte in a nanosecond per nanosecond

i can transfer 30,000 gigabytes in 3 days though

>hurr durr muh government robbery

sandisk high speed ones

rent free

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>Literally no argument or retort

Kill yourself faggot

No u

OPs method is fully trackable and still needs at least one day for delivery. Knowing how to use Tor is important if you're doing something that the (((government))) doesn't want you to do.

Why the fuck are you watching porn on your job or in school, degenerate?

>wait guys. Just mail a computer with an SD card installed. You can send info while you send info. Try doing this at the speed of light. You can send a gigabyte in a nanosecond per nanosecond
wtf

>OPs method is fully trackable
youve never bought drugss of the darknet i see

^_^

>^_^

fuck off pedobro

>songs

Who cares when your device can stream them?

>Who cares when your device can stream them?
Not everyone on earth has 24/7 high speed internet everywhere they go all day long

in world countries we do

>second world
>south america

Nope

cuba does this a lot. Since their internet is sub 56k tier and heavily regulated, they get most of their content through usb stick sellers that load shit up on them like tv shows and movies.

always made me think of someone who said a pigeon carrying a 1tb flash drive can be faster than a lot of internet connections around the world or some shit.

kek

There's already a torrent called "Every Book you ever need" or some shit, it's several terabytes

wew lad, feels bad having a wank while the queen watches you busting a toxic load to some midget porn

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>be third worlder who just wants to read the classics
>finally get the hard drive from the somali pirate who lost 3 men transporting it
>finally get it hooked up
>half of them are epub/azw

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Why when I can pay $5 a month for Spotify and it works on all my devices and I can sync play lists and shit?

Satellite internet is a thing.

>in world countries we do
me in world country

>several terabytes
seems like a lot for books

>Why when I can pay $5 a month for Spotify and it works on all my devices and I can sync play lists and shit?
$50 per year forever as opposed to a $30 premium over the hardware one time and not needing wifi or 4g wherever you go

>Satellite internet is a thing.
How much is satellite internet bandwidth to a pocket sized device for streaming?

why not just buy a single SD card for your phone that has every song ever recorded prior to 2020

Okay OP.

Go do it.

usable bandwidth, but horrendous latency.

Zero latency once the lag is done.

>How much is satellite internet bandwidth to a pocket sized device for streaming?

Extremely expensive for something capable of on demand streaming. Also, you'd need a very large antenna since most hand held satellite receivers are limited to something like 9.6 kbps.

This is excluding Sirius XM, which is basically like Direct TV, its not internet.

you're looking for IPoAC
tools.ietf.org/html/rfc1149

Spotify lets you download things and will work offline for 30 days
i used to pirate but its so convenient and good enough quality i dont mind paying for it

What the fuck
I thought these costed something like 400 last time i checked
THE FUTURE IS NOW BOYS

not unfair or wrong for you to do but I can see a market where buying every song to have on your person for under 100 dollars and never having to pay or download or hook up to the internet with that device again could be a good deal too

>ITT: absolute zoomers just learning what a sneakernet is

Sure if you like listening to a limited selection or your taste never changes

Yes! Sort of, anyways.

Cuba still has a large and active sneakernet, where you basically subscribe to warez that gets delivered via external drives:

boingboing.net/2018/05/03/inside-cubas-massive-weekly.html

I was late to the game. Welp!

>limited selection
>every song ever recorded from 1950 to 2019 in every genre world wide

>I was late to the game. Welp!
you have to go back

>every song
what, are you encoding it to 10kbit opus? 256gb is not emough for even 10 years of music

>what, are you encoding it to 10kbit opus? 256gb is not emough for even 10 years of music
how many megs are you allowing for each song?

Lets say 5mb

That's 40,000 songs user

that's enough for every major album by every major band in the last 70 years

>Lets say 5mb

256000 MB divided by 5 MB = 51,200 mp3 songs.

>Why does nobody sell them on the black market with the top 40,000 songs on them by snail mail for like $59

Because its not fucking worth it man.....

Paying $39+ tax and shipping to the buyer is hardly worth it.

I mean im sure some chink is selling something like that locally in a poor/rural areas but its a shit business idea.

>Paying $39+ tax and shipping to the buyer is hardly worth it.
?

that's the bare price of the card and amazon can barely keep them in stock lol

People paid $200 for that card not long ago user

Uhhh, Miku alone has over 100,000 songs.

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it's 51,000 songs or about 200 days of listening to music 12 hours per day non stop without repeating a single song

some people would find that to be $30 worth of music

that's six one hundreths of a cent per song

(ㆁωㆁ*)

you can hire a trucker to haul a big rig filled with helium hard drives

big rigs over the road racing

wat

shhh, don't tell the normies

>shhh, don't tell the normies
can you download vs stream?

RIAA would probably hire someone to hunt you down and assassinate you if you ever did this. After you died they'd then go after your friends and family and completely financially ruin them by swamping them with litigation they'd most likely never be able to afford the court fees for let alone actually win. This would be a drawn out process that would go on for over a decade and mostly likely result in one or more family members dying from stress or suicide.

They'd also shoot your dog.

you're winner!

you would only have to sell 3 a day to make $35,000 per year cash

The day will come when you can download a tb of info in an hour and every song ever made will be able to be sent as a file attachment to an email

then what will they do

>can't fit the entire Touhou lossless audio torrent
>can't even fit the entire Touhou lossy audio torrent

COMPLETE SHIT

>no latency once the period of latency is done
no fucking shit

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>no fucking shit
rude

Touhou? Sure is

>Touhou

Nigger what

>buying sd card with bloatware
OP is a faggot

they used to do that in india with floppies. Nowadays they have this thing called u-tube and they have music on there for free