Apple Special Event

Next level shilling

All new iPod

My unrealistic hopes:
>Another Stadia style gaming service and a new "pippin" to go with it.
>The iPhone SE2
>The Apple 8K TV

vibrating buttplug

In a distributary, because hipsters don't want to be in the mainstream.

>I bought an 4K Apple TV last month so good timing on my part
I am going to laugh when they show a new Apple TV.

>vibrating buttplug
With 3.5 mm jack

Streaming shit. Somebody should make a thread on /tv/

they wont

Dear god I fucking hope it's an iphone with usb c. DEAR FUCKING GOD OUR SOCIETY NEEDS IT SO BAD. AND THE ENTIRE NEXT TWO FUCKING YEARS OF THROUGHPUT OF ALL THE COMPUTERS ON EARTH DEPEND ON THIS USB C IPHONE> GOD DAMN FUCKING iPHONE USERS> I AM NOT EVEN PRETENDING NOT TO BE MAD I AM GODDAMN FUCKING STRESSED AS FUCK AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Have fun with random reboots after the new one comes out.

Adoption of Fuchsia as their new Operating OS

This time every year Tim Cook crawls out of his hole. The myth goes that if he shakes his wallet then the entire planet will get usb C. Otherwise it will be two more years of winter.

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Can you tell me why USB-C is better than Lightning? I see lots of people saying how important it is for the iPhone’s to change to USB-C but I haven’t seen a single reason as to why.

ONE
INFINITE
LOO

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They are exactly the same except usb can power a computer monitor and most low power laptops and also lightning is cucked and nobody is able to use it but apple.

I can't wait till they announce there i-time machine and go back and return the apple.

Whoever thought the AirPods “”””””2””””””” were worthy of being released should be fired. What the actual fuck were they thinking?

apple.com/apple-events/livestream/

Starts at 10 am PDT. This link will show you what time it currently is in PDT. time.is/PDT

Ok so we need to be ready with a fake apple meme for if they release a new phone.

The last one was to try to trick people that the phone was microwave rechargeable.

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p-events-delivery.akamaized.net/2802bvoejgatykflzbnayeihgqflgkeg/m3u8/hls_mvp.m3u8

watch on vlc, down atm

Thanks hun came here exactly for this.

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Oh my god people can dissenter chat the livestream

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It's not a hardware event, you retards. It's not even about new iOS/macOS like the WWDC later this year.

This is a small event about their new streaming, news, and possibly gaming services.

HYPE

Welp doesn't work with vlc directly or streamlink. At least it works in firefox this time.

Used to be "DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS!", now it's Services, Services, Services.

Ah great, so first service is censored news to stop people from seeing the wrong spin on world events.

Take your meds.

APPLE INVENTED MAGAZINES

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APPLE INVENTED WOMEN AND BLACK PEOPLE

DUDE FASHION MAGAZINES

Is it just me or does this guy have huge hands?

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>he didn't get a shield tv

BIG RETARD alert

Clapping should be banned from presentations

I love hearing old men tell how interesting magazines are.

Thank god is wasn't just PDFs

I need a /fa/ steal his look for this guy.

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This works for me instead of that link.

apple-events.akamaized.net/hls/live/681800-b/1902vkwjnviejbakskghejdllskfinqsxzmvlpwpghwjdjk/master/6000/6000.m3u8

The jumpsuit is Apple-branded too, lmao

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Who reads magazines in 2019?

This is a good price.

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Nice.

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you can see that they are getting really desperate now

IT'S CASH, LIKE REAL CASH

We can laugh but lots of companies are built entirely around this, like Square and Visa, Apple making money moves here.

wtf I want Apple Card now.

Holy shit shut the fuck up about a fucking card I am falling asleep.

Jesus

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damn a card that doesn't look like shit?

>US-only
Fuck

"We want to make gaming even better"

Oh no

Is the chip actually aligned correctly? It looks off.

Sony on suicide watch.

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oh god what the fuck

Wait if it has no magstripe or CC number that makes it secure against both physical and online fraud, right?

WAS THAT FUCKING ZELDA