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What is this boring shit? Stop talking about Apple news and pump my stocks!

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APPLE NEWS PLUS

Fuck, i hope there is a sniper hidden somewhere who will take out Tim Apple

Speaking of, the next time a sandnigger decides to kill a bunch of fags they should do it one of these events instead of some night club

HOLY SHIT WAS THAT CIA

>honey I shrunk the fag

...

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Thanks Apple for magazines!

kek - they even fuck the optics now

Wow censored news!? What a service! You used to need a whole CIA department for that, what a time to be alive.

Hey goy! Keep up to date with not fake news...! You're not a Trump supporter, are you?

>news+

Lmao another paid service

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Oh man, nothing more progressive and empowering than woman's magazines.

It's a free market, you're free to not use it. Are you saying that Apple should be denied the freedom to do this? You aren't a fascist, are you?

Apple to announce dual screen iphone $4199 MSRP

this blows

Payed indoctrination, yeah

>ywn be that "whoo" guy

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I hate NuLiberals

Apple invented Magazines!

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I swear this fucking society is moving towards some real Blade Runner shit with Apple™ censored news

>there are actual apple fans on this board.

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3000 POGGERS

Based 17 year old Twitch poster

are there any new devices expected today?

Lol whats the female/male ratio of this

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>they put a nigger in a white jumpsuit

Based Apple.

Is it still a free market when Apple leans on paypal and mastercard in order to get alternatives abned from their services?

go back to Jow Forums weeb, applechads are taking over

token in a onesy

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WHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

What...what is this dude wearing

Better than microsoft fans

day of the rope when

YO ITS MY CITY FUCKERS

what the fuck is this guys wearing

Three thousand--I mean hundred!
You have to respect the level of shilling they're on.

>Portraying journalists as people who put all their love into helping the world understand itself
>Not just writing inane shit about celebrities or clickbait articles about foreigners stealing our bodily fluids for money

>do what web 3.0 have been doing for years by playing an mp4 under some text
*clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap*

Apple invented video

*banned, holy shit

>We have a new App
Is that it?

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NIGGER IN WHITE

Yes.

>Apple news editors

Oh boy

this is a small event for services, retard

Before you retards start. I'm not a isheep.
>Sent from my mi6 in PiP mode

Wow they invented seeing list of articles

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This whole event smells of glow in the darks

Apple is trying to save print media, but this event is reminding us why it's dying.

Wrong

i thought apple helped terrists with encrryption

Why is he waring a fucking jumpsuit?

YO HE'S WEARING THE OFF WHITE CONVERSES

dope

inb4 apple credit card to make paying easier

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this. they are trying so hard, it's ridiculous

This entire shit show is nothing more than propaganda. They need to remove Tim Cook, such a clown.

they better let my boy Craig present something

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They did it

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How faggot? If you're claiming it's not the onus is ON YOU to prove it isn't.

>i thought apple helped terrists with encrryption
That's what the glow in the dark niggers want you to think

>the skim

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somebody post stream

is it really a nigger preseting??????

It breaks fair use policy, there are supposed to be limits to how much a product encourages you to use other peripheral products. The US government shat itself at Microsoft bundling IE in Windows, how is this any different?

I’m not seeing it, but let me guess.
Are they wasting time on useless stuff already?

>clapping for the WSJ
holy fuck how indoctrinated can someone BE?!

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he's the only good one left

Now!

Its on twitter you dumb fuck

apple.com/apple-events/livestream/

For people who don't know how to Google

Kinda hoping they announce Nigger as the new Apple CEO. Would be an improvement over Tim Cook.

Apple cucking publishers out of consumer data

Yes. They are going on full mode with their libshit.

Tim Apple replaced by Nigger Apple

Are you fucking retarded

apple.com/apple-events/livestream/

lmao

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lol comparing yearly prices vs monthly prices

Is "decorator" this years in look?

What form would Jow Forums have if they were able to stand on that stage?

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Are you retarded?
apple.com

this is propaganda on a whole new level

If it's subscription based then they're probably making more money per person than selling their data.

No it's not. I just asked a question

Why is the family entirely male

>we don’t allow advertisers to track you
>trust us goy

Apple is a sack of shit now. And this is coming from someone who mainly uses apple. I want Steve Jobs back. Tim is worthless.

apple-events.akamaized.net/hls/live/681800-b/1902vkwjnviejbakskghejdllskfinqsxzmvlpwpghwjdjk/master/6000/6000.m3u8

For those with VLC and don't want to use the web browser.

$9.99 a month, kek, fuck no.

>story about australia
>not avaliable to australia

Lol thanks