Apple Event

apple.com/apple-events/livestream/

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apple is for fags

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Yes Sirs, itoddlers btfo sir

Will this talk about MacOS or will that be the june event?

INTRODUCING APPLE PRIME: FOR A FLAT RATE YOU GET ACCESS TO CHANNELS, MUSIC, AND ARCADE.

>apple tv app
>back to you mr. apple

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>One hour latter

>Mods posting Satania
iTODDLERS BTFO

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you'e a little late buddy

>stickying this autistic weeb faggots post
FUCK Jow Forums mods

yeah honestly wtf

Based satania mod.

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prepare to get BANNED FOR THIS POST

>Apple sticky has Satania

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>they want to change the world again
I understand. I suppose you have no choice but to revolutionize the world. The way before you has been prepared.

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Apple is for fags.

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Hiro sure enjoys that Apple ad money

t. seething iToddler

Mods made the post.

literally who gives a shit about apple TV
why the fuck would anyone want to buy this shit when netflix and hulu do everything this does

buffettboy

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oh my god
FUCK OFF

IT'S WII U BLUNDER ALL OVER AGAIN

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Who is it even marketed for?

netflix has no content.

>JJ
>spielberg
>coppola
OH BOI, HOW DONE IS HOLLYWOOD

rip my minimum wage

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Seething I toddler pajeeet

Apple customers.

TV is for brown people.

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Found the poorfag

OMG I LOVE APPLE SO MUCH

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What am I watching here again?

youtube.com/watch?v=r5PSPcU2OgE

iTODDLERS

CONSTANTLY

CONTINUALLY

UNCEASINGLY

UNREPEALABLY

UNREMITTINGLY

PERPETUALLY

PERSISTENTLY

PERMANENTLY

INVARIABLY

INCESSANTLY

IRREVOCABLY

INTERMINABLY

INDELIBLY

INDEFINITELY

EVERLASTINGLY

ENDLESSLY

ETERNALLY

BLOWN

THE

FUCK

OUT

UNTIL THE END OF TIME

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jar jar abrams better stick to apple and never leave the building.

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>LIFE OFTEN MAKES NO SENSE

ITODDLERS BTFO
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APPLE INVENTED CINEMA HOLY SHIT

Holy fucking shit I know this has always been hipster 2deep4u bullshit but they're really fucking tugging our dicks this year.

Literally who cares about any of this shit, even the biggest fanboys can't be bothered with their lack of anything anymore.

Don't they announce new phones/computers in September anyway?

Why am I even watching this?

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Why is this shit still going? Why is Abrams there, he's never made a good movie.

TV is for boomers.

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Buy Apple stocks you idiots

>instead of using a thread that has active posting this newfag mod rather force that into archive and avatarfag as uguu anime gurl

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APPLE LITERALLY IS INVENTING CINEMA

Say it with me Jow Forums
ITODDLER BTFO

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ITODDLERS SEETHING

cringe

JJ STFU AND GO BACK WORKING ON EP IX

>brie larson
MAXIMUM KEK

APPLE INVENTED B&W

APPLE INVENTED MOVIES

How long is this video? Just say you have original content for your subscription. Holy shit.

obviously not, otherwise it would be an apple device exclusive. apple TV is on smart tvs now too, again begging the question: Who would buy this shit?

I WILL NEVER FORGET MY AGENDA

SPIELBERG IS HERE

weebs need to leave

>Archiving an Apple thread
Who the fuck cares, also rip your shitty macfag thread L M A O

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10/10 made me forget my gender

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AHAHAHAH THAT'S WHY HE WAS BASHING NETFLIX.

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Absolutely BASED mod!
The future is looking a bit brighter now.

>Another failure JRPG

BASED

((()))

Hey here's a cool new idea: Make a normal desktop mac computer with decent specs and reasonable price, crazy huh?

>Instead of actually their shows they talk pretentiously in black and white

BASED

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g will never know how much better iphones are. i love my new xs

MODS = GODS

10/10

You just know Steven is only there to spite Netflix

Who's this fucking boomer, bring back Tim Apple

And now Spielberg is shilling for them

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B A S E D

apple tv + presents the 90s and Damien Chazelle

>no anime in apple

SATANIA POSTERS BTFO'D

Dude computer are trash please buy a new iPhone.

This is stupid pretentiousness even for Apple.

EVERYTHING THAT TICKLES YOUR IMAGINATION... IN ONE APP

drop dead apple shits

PLEASE tell me they have Otokonoko Delivery

KEKED

They sell out at outrageous pricing so why would they do that?

Here's a better idea: stop being poor.

fuck I hate this timeline and fuck this decrepit jew onstage

All these tech giants making shit products/services the past few years, just pandering to boomer investors rather than making legitimately good or innovative things is starting to make me lose faith in capitalism

GAB DROP COMING TO APPLE TV+ CONFIRMED

DOGA KOBO BOUGHT BY APPLE

Oh yeah WebMs look amazing on iPhone.

lmao even The Verge is shitting on Apple for spending so much fucking money on this shit

>Not getting Anime+

Blondes on stage!

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