What are some ways programmers can make passive income?

>makes 95k for 6 years
>only has 200k to show for it
what a dumb money wasting fag

Its only not passive income because he didnt work remotely.

1. That's not passive income
2. That's a standard software engineer's salary
3. He's an automation engineer. He literally just did his job
You basically just proved my point
>Just get a better paying job

Also if you take this kind of "media" seriously then you are the kind of cuck who belong on reddit

If they wanted a remote worker they would have hired Pajeet for 10k a year.

Actually, just saw he's in the Bay area. 95k isn't even a good salary there.

>?hl=pt-br

So pajeet can make 10k a year passively.

olá

You must be a NEET if you're really this naive. You think he doesn't have meetings to go attend, emails to answer, performance reviews, etc.? He's just a typical smug reddit poster, overinflating his own achievements which are far from extraordinary. I had a job like his once. You still do work. And it's actually his loss because in those 6 years he could have gotten the skills and experience to more than double his salary easily but instead he's just a burnt out test automation monkey with a termination on his record. But a virgin like you wouldn't understand that. Go back to high school and learn how the real world works before you start spouting your reddit fantasies on this imageboard, retard.

Which is literally nothing.

hue

by voting for andrew yang

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god i wish that was me

>you will never live life on easy mode as a vietnamese Instagram model
She probably drowns in dick.

>body of a 16 year od
>face of a 35 year old
YIKES

Who would turn down a free 10k

>Democratic candidate
into the trash it goes

Get molested by an old man you neet piece of commie shit

Why do women wear clothes that reveal their underwear? Why do they mind if my eyes gravitate to their undergarments?

implement telemetry and sell the data to google

>Why do women wear clothes that reveal their underwear?
Because they want attention.
>Why do they mind if my eyes gravitate to their undergarments?
Because they want to have only the good parts of attention.

>Build an identitarian lefty clique
>go around github threatening devs to accept your CoC
>build a name like this
>think you have actually achieve something of value
>???
>profit

>mind of a 10 year old

EXPOSED

But call him a BR and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back

>neet piece of commie shit
mfw I'm employed, attending college, and relatively conservative compared to friends and family

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Dear lord what a sexy!

To be honest, communists are actually pretty conservative.
Communism is the lowest IQ combo: conservative worldview (strongly negative correlation with IQ) and "gibsmedat" economics (moderately negative correlation with IQ, at least in burgerland).

Subhuman countries where communism thrived kept most of the social retardation of communism.

>business inquiries
prost confirmed. Imagine paying good money for this

>$10,000 in INR - 6,88,655
>pic related
10k USD is a shitload over there.

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And ironically many conservatives online are fucking collectivists they want their waifus distributed equally among the men, they want everyone to share their same personal values.

Alright, I'll be the first (& only one?) To reply in a serious manner : make a new software / product, put it online with a good marketing, and that will make you money while you sleep.
Easier said than done though : gotta have the right idea for the right niche at the right time... (And have a system that prevents pirating as much as possible)

What's with the blue contacts and blonde hair?

>ok fine, you're literally the antithesis of the thing I called you
>but actually ok now you're retarded
ok, user

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Different people, nig

freelance web development.

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I'm sure $10k a year can get you a lot in India

>*tips fedora*
>*takes fat rip from vape while adjusting penis lock*
amen, /b/rother

nothing you said is true

t. butthurt polack who can't google well known facts

Lovely tights clad legs. More

Since we're on the topic, any web programmers looking to make a quick buck? I was going to look for freelance programmers but might as well help a Jow Forumsuru out. I have basic knowledge and don't think this will be a lot of work. php is probably the best language for it but you know best.

I need a website code/script written. It's an image sharing site that really only has two pages. The front page to see all uploads and the view image page. I get more in depth through email.
This is genuine and I'm not trying to cut cost by paying someone pajeet level money.

If interested email me hoptopp at protonmail dot com

based microsoft poster

I just take consulting work because as a single guy in his late 20s my free time is worth jack shit for me but thousands to someone else.

How do you get consulting work? I'd rather just do that as a side hustle but then not work full time.

I'm sure she has so many options that it's only the chaddest guys who get inside her, and I'm sure she tells them that they have to be cool going two at a time otherwise it's a no go, because girl got herself a kink for being double-stuffed.

kek

vagina of a 60year old bangkok street-walker

>Apply a lot o money in real state.

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dear sirs, i can have experience doing this and am best price give you for this project. For bitcoin payment I make this site for you in django. Please confirm when ready. I ustermate total cost to be 4-5000$ but ultimate revisions available.

Port GNU and other opersource projects to Javascript and put them on a website, for example a youtube-dl port that runs on the browsers, put ads all over the place and forget about it.

bug bounties

the top 10% males have regular sex with 90% of all women. think about that

based esl does it again

Sopa?

Gulag

LOOK AT THOSE FUCKING SHOES HOLY SHIT HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

this is a good thing though
not everyone should reproduce esp not the dumbest and sickest etc.

Any new piece of software can be essentially at the same time a new source of income.

Sell your unwashed programming socks.

Febiven?

>communism
>thrived
I guess when you didn't have much of a living standard to begin with, then implemented such a thing after rich nations began giving you money...

>communists are pretty conservative
>conservative worldview
Putting the government in direct control of the economy/market is the furthest thing from conservative you could possibly get.

You're retarded.

>amp link
big yikes

thats not what collectivism is you monkey

we need sexual communism

(You) need sexual communism. And as a beta male you are of course going to benefit from that. But Chads don't need anything of the sort.

Of course the irony of practical communism is that you may get to lose your virginity at last but you will be pared up with a gigantic obese SJW with a buzz cut and a nose ring, and you will both be so disgusted by each other that neither of you can stomach sexual intercourse a second time, even if it is the will of the party.

>obese
not under communism

Read up on basic statistics and program your own cryptocurrency market bot

Asian girls love looking like White girls. On a side note, anyone see this chucklefuck she is dating? He’s a professional League player fuck my life.

This is why I don't go on reddit or other social sites. This site keeps you grounded and humble, because occasionally you hear what people really think, unfiltered. You will recall that even Alexander the Great, who people everywhere he went revered him as a god, had a servant in his retinue who's primary job was to whisper in Alexander's ear "you're only a man, you're just a mortal". It keeps you level so that you continue to make good decisions, at least on average.

>if i say the opposite of reality in an assertive tone people will revere me
Putting a stupid thought into print form does not make it smart. Enacting a stupid thought as an economic policy just creates hell on Earth.
Commies get the bullet.

t. Czech.

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You realize he started working there in 2010, right?

Muito obrigado, anãozinho.

How can a washed up player like Febiven land a girl like that?

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oops meant to reply to

>Instagram model
If a career ever had a best before date, this is it. Models have to land their catch before 35 or all hope is out.

E ai?

It's me :(

Omg, please stop posting my pictures over this forum, without my consent!

Twitch stream yourself working to your boss.
Make low effort tutorials
Make a programming blog.

I know you're gonna say "they're the same thing"...

But the correct term is gook.

Gook - Korean, Vietnamese, not Chink / Jap
Jap - not Gook, Chink
Chink - not Gook / Jap

He's talking about sexual communism.

I'm sure he meant an arr rook same joke, and you clearly don't even know Vietnamese history if you think they aren't somehow chinks.

He is the main beta orbitor, the guy who is dependable and sticks around no matter how much she spreads her legs on her 'gurlz nights out', or how many std's she brings home, water works go on, he hugs her, forgives her, and she washes and repeats.

We'll if you're novice into programming probably first you need to make active income, then with some experience and some money saved you can create a good app or some sort of service, but probably it will require some sort of maintenance too, you can pay someone for small stuff and receive the main income from the project

You wish

Sure, buddy. Its just me being a stubborn Viet who refuses to recognise that I'm the same bunch that conquered us for well over 1000 years, straight.

Make keylogger malware, gather data, sell data to criminals

I too want to work at a FAANG

>instagram.com/vyvan.le/?hl=pt-br
lol i thought she was white at first.

In what goblino world would she pass as 'white'?