My retired boomer grandma offered to buy me a laptop for college...

My retired boomer grandma offered to buy me a laptop for college. She is offering 900 bucks and I want the best one possible for that price. Whats the best one at that price? I shoveled her driveway this winter a lot.

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choke on tidepods, you zoomer fuck

ipad mini

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xiaomi mi notebook pro

Mi Notebook Air 2018 Edition

refurbished thinkpad or elitebook or latitude from ebay

use promo code mytenoff to save 10%

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Dell Latitude

This. You will be moving around a lot in college. You don't want to bring a 2-3 kg laptop. Why not get a 1.3kg laptop instead?

>$80 x230 thinkpad on ebay
>$100 on charger, battery, and thermal paste, and SSD
I'm not joking it's that good. You can get nearly a new $1200 laptop that's 5 years old for $200 tops.

You can also get a docking station, mouse, mechanical keyboard, and 1080p screen to make it a desktop for another $200.

That's what I have and it's more than I could want except the intel HD 4000 isn't amazing for games.

x270

Just don't forget to use it with no battery at home.

Based grandson

That is a grout suggestion. I am not as familiar with the Dell side but I really enjoy the gen 1 and gen 2 probook and elitebooks.

Buy a 200$ laptop and use the rest for guns and ammo.

tpbp
get used x220, get new battery, upgrade ssd/ram if needed, and pocket the exchange. ezpz

FPBP

I just looked it up and it's ugly as sin, no one would carry that shit around. I want a new, thin, efficient laptop with good battery, not some old, ugly business laptop to keep in my loli dungeon.

a glock19

2018 MacBook Air, you’ll never get any pusy with a thinkpad

Get a PCi-E to Expresscard adapter and you could use a gpu with the setup.

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Everywhere I go bitches always want to rub my laptop clit.

>i have no money
>making your grandma buy you a $900 laptop with her retirement savings because you think a x230 is ugly
user, you're fucking a piece of shit

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>Being so onions that you can't carry two-three kilos around
If military service was mandatory in more countries this trend of overheating thintops with no battery life would disappear immediately.

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ThinkPad X1 Carbon from Lenovo outlet or a recent refurb.
Or a T480s. Can't go wrong with those 2.

and?

>zoomer problems

Hahaha

Very unironically buy a used pro or new entry model iPad with pencil and use the rest of your money for a desktop

thinkpad w701ds

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damn, you guys were not kidding about zoomers

Kys zoom zoom

15 inch touchpad macbook pro

use a fucking search engine, you illiterate cunt.

> 2018 MacBook Air
> used by the most effeminate people on the planet
> thinks they ever get pussy
weeeeew. that's a bit of a stretch of the imagination.

so get a latitude zoomer. If you think that's ugly too just get an ipad to play fortnite.

Spend $900 on fortnite loot boxes instead.

Also check 'em.

MUMMY :)
Boobies

Don't you lose like 50% performance due to bottlenecking?

This, desu
Fucking POGs

Over thunderbolt you lose about 10-20% if it's to an external display, and 20-30% if its back to the internal display

This is where Jow Forums stopped helping op

kys yourself, gook-iburi

The fuck is this shift key?

what?

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get a used MacBook Pro, best bang for your buck

I was a POG before UNI and we carried much heavier shit than grunts.

Put me in the "OP is a mouthbreathing retard" screenshot too

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unironically going in my cringe compilation, retards like you deserve to buy a mac
.t zoomzoom

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E-Series ThinkPad
We have mandatory service here and I still prefer having a light laptop what's your point?

You lose some but nowhere near that much

Any performance loss is still 10000% better than any laptop gpu

HP Stream 13

More than enough, everything else is an extra

Stupid zoomer
But tbf Jow Forums is full of aspies too. Take a look at Thinkpad X1 Carbon if you want a MacBook that isn't shite, but if you're going for a non-meme degree (STEM/anything involving data analysis or rendering) then get a used T4xx series ThinkPad. It's sleek, you can chuck an SSD in one, easily get a new battery, and the build quality is good enough that you won't break it if you were to drop it accidentally.
I use a Thinkpad T440, got it for $170, and an SSD for another $120. Put the rest of the money in a savings account or something.

neck yourself user

Build one

Unironically buy a Thinkpad and an SSD and use the rest of the money to buy chainlink so you can retire by the time you graduate. Get some good d brand skin or decal/wrap for the Thinkpad and own it, be the alpha nerd in class, girls will lick your dick.

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Faggot

what's the thermal paste for?

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>Buy Chainlink

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x220 is all you need and more

big bait

Get one of the new AMD ThinkPads. They look pretty good. Dell Latitudes are also good. Stay far away from ASUS, Acer, HP, MSI, and off brand shit.

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Absolutely bssed

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