Alcohol is now technology

yah

nah, weed is for useless fags.

Let's see here.

Marijuana makes you feel happy, can also impact your memory.
Alcohol makes you feel happy, can also impact your memory, makes you feel like shit afterwards, ruins your organs and skin and causes weight gain.

the only damage is chemical dependence. but still, you can get tipsy and black out without the same extent of liver damage compared to alcohol.

>makes you feel like shit afterwards, ruins your organs and skin and causes weight gain.
only if you're a loser to begin with and can't stop
>gain weight
same with weedfags

it's a thc infused beverage, nothing like alcohol, you can make alcohol like drinks with ghb though

>same with weedfags
only at the beginning. chronical users of weed tend to be very slim because it changes metabolism and have reduced hunger when they're not high.

>alcool without ethanol
Sure

>Replacing Alcohol with ACTUAL DRUGS
The ABSOLUTE STATE

>alcohol isn't involved in 74% of drub abouse cases where only 38% are other drugs
>isnt an "ACTUAL DRUG"
>isnt the third leading prevntable cause of death in the us
Stop under playing alochol. Its a drug and must be treated as such

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tert-Amyl_alcohol

Doesn't something like this already exist?

>drub abouse

Well, Cannabis extract is certainly more addictive.

>oh no he made a typo on a chinese line art site
Doesn't mean im wrong

just kill those degenerates

Alcohol causes an actual physical dependency that you can die from given the extend of your abuse.

What is it actually like to be drunk? The only alcohol I've ever had was a glass of cider on my 21st birthday.

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kys

>What is it actually like to be drunk? The only alcohol I've ever had was a glass of cider on my 21st birthday.
Alcohol numbs the central nervous system and reduces the ability to think clearly and critically.
Normies use it to forget about the world.
It's also the #1 deadliest mainstream drug adjusted for number of users.

lung cancer

feels good man

Only if you smoke it like a retard.

Nope, alcohol is literally a hard drug in a medical sense. Cold turkey withdrawal can literally kill an alcoholic if they don't have medical attention.
Weed just makes you an insufferable faggot.

>potheads trying to justify their addiction
priceless

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No, alcohol blocks dopamine receptors making you more depressed when off it

weed and alcohol make you dumb and lower your self-esteem
they are the opposite of self-improvement
every time you succumb to these drugs, you take 5 steps back

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anime makes you braindead

you're both right, get back to work

>fake alcohol
there's no reason to make a fake version of literal animal shit and piss. i'm sure all the disgusting hobos who have to drink the literal shit and piss of microscopic animals to stop their hands from shaking are really concerned with hangovers and liver damage, lol. fucking alcoholics should just kill themselves already and stop trying to act like they can function like real people.

>SYNTHETIC X
>isn't actually X

>MAN KILLED BY SYNTHETIC LSD
>wasn't actually LSD but N-BOME

>SYNTHETIC CANNABIS KILLS
>isn't actually Cannabis or even THC
These journalists are either malevolent or retarded.

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>le babbys first marajuano apologist argument
kys druggie

it's just marketing, big companies make all this stuff now

>marijuana apologist argument
I didnt even mention it. Just facts about alcohol. Im not the previous user

Not possible, if it's a GABA drug it will be physically addictive even if easy on the liver.

If it's not a gaba drug it will be disingenuous to call it "synthetic alcohol"

It's objectively wrong.
"Synthetic" doesn't mean "fake".

WOW HOLY SHIT BENZOS AND Z-DRUGS AND GBL MAY BE AVAILABLE IN 5 YEARS

>Synthetic LSD
I get so mad when I read these words

This

I believe it's malice most of the time.
They're deliberately spreading confusion.

>alcohol isn't a drug
This post sponsored by Anheuser Busch, St. Louis, Missouri.

>pussies can't even handle a hangover now
We need another world war to kill off all the weaklings. This is starting to get out of hand. I make my own mead and vodka and get hammered on it all the time. A glass of water and a cold shower is enough for me the next morning.

This. Weed is for niggers. If you're gonna do drugs you should be taking methylphenidate or some other stimulant.

Marijuana turns you into a drooling idiot. I've seen it happen several times. My best friend of 11 years became a pothead and started stealing from me to feed his addiction. After putting my foot up his ass, I cut him out of my life. He isn't the guy I knew all those years ago.

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>boomer: the post

I could smell the boomer juices

american quality posting

n-bome is entirely different but I think it's a fair label for 1p-lsd

Boomers were born in the 40s/50s, kids. Stop using this term.

You kids, meanwhile, are Dumbers, short for Dumbest Generation. Enjoy your new label.

They'll use it for gun control.

the first problem you run into is that LSD is already synthetic, so it's a dumb thing to say. the second problem is that you shouldn't call a drug the name of another drug because it sows confusion.

they're right that you sound like a dumb fucking baby boomer

weed gives me a worse hangover than alcohol, i hate the shit

"synthetic" has two meanings: (1) synthesized in a lab (2) similar in effect to another drug but with altered chemical structure

lsd fits definition #1 and 1p-lsd fits definition #2

when you say "X is synthetic Y", definition #2 is clearly implied. I don't think there's any ambiguity there and it makes for concise, understandable headlines

>journalists
>either malevolent or retarded.

It is both indeed, they are always both.

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am i the only person that smokes dmt casually

wow another overhyped clickbait headline thread, I wonder if we'll get a twitter screenshot thread next?

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computer, synth-ale.

Stay tuned on channel 4 to find out!

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where'd you get the second definition from?

>where'd you get the second definition from?
Not him but it was coined by decades of bad journalism.

Any recreational drug, alcohol, weed, or anything are harmful to your body in some capacity. They make you feel good by fucking with your body in unintended ways.

>you will be able to modify the level of tipsiness you feel
I can do that now retard

>You lived enough for seeing Soma to become a thing

>you will be able to modify the level of tipsiness you want to feel
>crank up to maximum levels of tipsiness
>fucking dies

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really profound and original thought you've got there

Gimme

>methylphenidate
no man, fucking dmt, acid, or shrooms, its like you want to be a wagecuck instead of opening up your dogam mind

Thanks, it really took me one hour and a half to think about that clever comment.
Have an upvote.

anime completes the system of german idealism

fun

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I smoke weed once a month at most, I get drunk almost every weekend

Booze is gay. take psychs faggot

1P-LSD is thought to be a prodrug to LSD and people that have taken both report that the effects are identical

not the same drug though

we don't call captagon speed

t.

its exactly the same. I hope the world legalizes all psychedelics

But I don't ever have hangovers.

because you don't overdrink. Which type of alcohol do you drink?

Anything. Beer, wine, jagger, whiskey, gin, vodka, tequila. And I do overdrink.

Give me whatever mystery juice you drink to prevent hangovers

Water. Lots of it.

Just vape it.

Why is 4channel so full of pussies?
No alcohol.
No weed.
No cigs.
Not even vaping.
No sex before marriage.
No sex at all.
No porn.

What do you do all the time? Just droning away and watching anime?
It's not like most of you even have huge responsibilities or are hardcore idealists.

Water only helps a little.

I absolutely am a hardcore idealist you megafaggot. The mental substance is the only thing that exists and everything else is an extension of that basic substance.

are you the same retard that thinks smoking flavoured water is safe since there's no nicotine

no porn is definitely a good thing and no-one here is abstinent, they just can't get sum fuk

abstaining is opposite of being a pussy actually