Be me

>be me
>no gf
what do eat

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spaghetti

I already ate spaghetti sadly

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eat MOAR spaghetti

get qt Italian gf

Fagottini

eat summat bri'ish

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Good idea
Hilarious joke my dear faggot
I wish

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my ass faggot

I'm sure there's a cutie out there for you user, Italy is a big place with a lot of pretty women

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I'm not eating gay shit sorry

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Shut the fuck up retarded incel
Hard when i only go outside for my dog and work

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eat it

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Do Italian women like to pet dogs?
Take him to a park and let the qt's pet him

Fuck off gaybrit, fuck outta here

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I go to the park but doesn't change anything
I got stopped by some dutch lads for my dog once, i guess i look gay

Sounds rough mate, my dog has always been my golden ticket
any clubs nearby where you are?

I know a pub, but that's not my kind of stuff

cannibalize the gf you dont have

munch some fish and chips lad

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Maybe some coffee? Caffeine will make you feel uhh different?

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barbaqued sausage on a slice of bread and topping with condiments of your choice

what the fuck
ccp found him

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Penis you homo