>be me
>no gf
what do eat
Be me
spaghetti
I already ate spaghetti sadly
eat MOAR spaghetti
get qt Italian gf
Fagottini
eat summat bri'ish
Good idea
Hilarious joke my dear faggot
I wish
my ass faggot
I'm sure there's a cutie out there for you user, Italy is a big place with a lot of pretty women
I'm not eating gay shit sorry
Shut the fuck up retarded incel
Hard when i only go outside for my dog and work
eat it
Do Italian women like to pet dogs?
Take him to a park and let the qt's pet him
Fuck off gaybrit, fuck outta here
I go to the park but doesn't change anything
I got stopped by some dutch lads for my dog once, i guess i look gay
Sounds rough mate, my dog has always been my golden ticket
any clubs nearby where you are?
I know a pub, but that's not my kind of stuff
cannibalize the gf you dont have
munch some fish and chips lad
Maybe some coffee? Caffeine will make you feel uhh different?
barbaqued sausage on a slice of bread and topping with condiments of your choice
what the fuck
ccp found him
Penis you homo