Why does muskrat trigger people so bad?

>PhD student, in staff room with professor
>This was the time the submarine thing happened
>Profs brother works there and apparently elon is just as narcissistic as you'd expect
>Say I'm not surprised but he still rants to everyone for about 20 minutes
>About a month later, someone brings up the Tesla model 3 massively outselling the 3 series, A4, c class
> stares into space for a few minutes and starts repeating that its a failing company, then goes back to his lab about 10 minutes later
>someone buys a model 3, everyone in staffroom very impressed
>starts ranting about Elon again, how the cars shit and a waste of money and his companies are going to fail before asking me if I'd buy one
>Say yeah if I could drive, don't like musk at all but cars great
>Leaves the room 30 seconds later and goes to his lab, doesn't speak to me rest of day

Apart from this he's totally normal

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He sounds based

never mind, I figured it out

Sounds like a nigger.

He's the first capitalist in human history to benefit humanity as a whole.

he's either gonna go down as the biggest snake's oil salesman of the 10s, or the pioneer of a lot of tech that benefitted mankind

Have you sucked his penis yet?

>Why does muskrat trigger people so bad?
Because he's a fraud and seems to think the hate is related to irrelevant things and not the way he handles Tesla/Space X.

its because elon-sama is a cool guy and doesnt afraid of anything
>capitalist social norms btfo

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satania is very cute

>Having to recharge your car like a phone
>Benefits humanity as a whole

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fine i'll bite

>>Having to recharge your car like a phone
> thinking this is not superior to having to feed your car like a horse and having it shit everywhere constantly
> implying musk invented electric vehicles
> implying tesla/spaceX/etc. don't do anything else that could benefit the species

i shig

You weebshit bastards, you're making me like those girls, I can already feel it... OwO animu kawaiiii >.> ^^
STOP POSTING IT

>Implying communist genocide and mass starvation benefits humanity

yea, no

The thing that would most benefit the species is the fall of industrial society, thus elon is a villain hiding in plain sight.

>anyone who criticizes capitalism is a commie
Hey Bill, still have that Reagan poster? Freedom, fuck yeah!

>>Say yeah if I could drive, don't like musk at all but cars great
what kind of retard can't drive? What PhD program allows retards that can't even drive?

He jelly. That's all. Marske is out there living the good life, dating models and doing fun shit and your prof is stuck teaching your brainlet ass and wondering which little bitch doesn't cleanup after themselves after making instant coffee at the kitchenette.

Neuralink is NOT a meme

You are though, right?

Reminds me of breaking bad, salty professor missed out

> some people aren't of legal age to drive in their state
> some people are handicapped in ways that preclude them from legally operating a vehicle
> some people didn't grow up with the family or resources to learn to drive in daddy's pickup or get given a car in highschool

are you really this stupid

assuming this is true, are you suggesting that the fall of industrial society--which presumably is valuable because it makes the space for something better to be put in its place--is somehow superior to changing industrial society into that better thing?

>le fuck freedom, but I'm not a commie

There is no fundamental difference between communism and any other socialist ideology. All socialist governments end in untold suffering and murder, to say otherwise is to be ignorant to history.

>implying charging your car like a phone is not like feeding a horse that keeps shitting everywhere while you feed it.

>Americans think socialism is communism

>not being proactive enough to learn how to drive
You're never gonna make it.

Could easily be a foreign country shithead.
In Japan for example, a license costs thousands to get so tons of people don't have one and just use public transport.

Jews hate him because
>white non-Jewish billionaire
>doesnt bend the knee to the kikes and instead uses his money to put whites back into space
>born and raised in South Africa, knows full well how dangerous and destructive niggers are
>he isn't like every other tech billionaire who is a screaming faggot who shills diversity in the market
>has called out the Jewish owned media moguls

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elon is based

Tesla cars are OK. Tesla company is going to blow up soon. Elon is a con man.

based

How do I unsubscribe to this blog?

They think capitalism is the same thing as a free market too.

>implying charging your car like a phone is not like feeding a horse that keeps shitting everywhere while you feed it.

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This is now a B&R billionaires thread

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>he says, as he uses a computer with parts created by capitalists, has internet/water/sewage which he pays capitalists for, just before driving his capitalist-mobile to the nearest walmart, where he conveniently buys a week's worth of supplies.

probably one of the worst arguments I've read today

As an investor, Musk is a real piece of shit. Tesla has promised profitability almost every results announcement since the IPO and it has been pushed back and back and the closest to profitability to this day has been two consecutive quarters. Then he goes on Twitter and says a deal to privatize Tesla has been secured at 420, causing the stock to shoot up. Turns out no such deal has been made, what actually happened is that a few years ago the Saudis offered to buyout Tesla at that price.

The SEC rightfully investigates him, Musk goes nuts and insults the SEC as the "Shortseller Enrichment Comission". Nevermind the fact that Musk has benefitted enormously from his lies, but then he has the gall to insult the SEC for punishing him (very lightly) for his BS.

Based musk for trolling the leeches of society

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Endless excuses but no solid answers.
Bet the truth is hilarious.

Jews are envious of progress and love their system of slavery of the status quo. Only Aryans produce progress.

And Musk is obviously an Aryan.

>Musk is obviously an Aryan
he's african-american

Who controls the media? Hello?

I do

Motl isn't professor, OP.

Absolutely based

>if I could drive
What the fuck is wrong with this generation and not liking cars? I remember when I first got my drivers license I was the happiest little shit in the universe.
My brother is only 5 years younger than me and he literally had to be bullied into getting his because if it was up to him he'd just take the bus and uber everywhere like a fucking cuck.

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What the fuck is wrong with this generation and not liking cars?
The fact that dumb boomer goyim like yourself keep forcing them into driving, even though cars are a huge money pit, bad for your health and bad for the planet
But you don't wanna be a carless cuck right? Gotta show everyone you're a REAL MAN

They see cars as weapons and guns, big and dangerous. They're too coddled to be independent in the mind and take on the responsibility of driving.

>cars are bad m'kay
*starts phoning his friends who own cars as soon as he needs to move something that is bigger than his dildo and wont fit inside his recycled envirobag*
*orders everything online to be delivered to his doorstep by diesel burning vans that are 10x more polluting than cars*

Tesla is the Apple of cars.

I've rode fourwheelers and dirt bikes since I was 6, and I got my driver's license as soon as I could, but I do not like driving cars and have never had one. I would be more willing the better the auto pilot gets, but I'm skeptical on how it will handle the winter conditions here.

Prime example. Typical coddles and underdeveloped psyche that lashes out at opinions he disagrees with and is purturbed in the mind. Lacks any kind of mental framework that is not propagated to him from authoritarian figures in the media or education.

In reality if no one ever told you about "global warming" it would be impossible for you to actually see any evidence of it in daily life since the effects are so minimal that it's trivial. Yet the underdeveloped mind patches onto it as it would religion in previous generations.

Uber would be great if it weren’t for the fact it costs more than driving yourself. Nothing wrong with public transit if you live in a big enough city that supports it. Fuck the auto-industrial complex. Now we’ve got miles of crumbling shitty infrastructure that the taxpayer has to pay to maintain instead of forcing the trucking/delivery companies (who are responsible for the majority of road damage) to pay for it.

> van makes 100 deliveries in 8 hours of driving
> this is worse than 100 boomers driving 45 minutes to the store to buy one thing

>using increasingly contrived metaphors to obscure the fact charging is like fueling up, but a hundred timed slower

No, I actually hate commies, unlike capitalists who pretend they don't but arm their "enemies" to the teeth when they have a common threat. I'd never negotiate with commies, capitalists do. I have values that money can't buy.

You sound like the stereotypical boomer I was getting at. The freedom thing is to make fun of dumb americans who think spreading the system which is already enslaving themselves is any good. Your breakdown of socialism and communism also sounds like that which one would hear from an old fart who thinks Reagan is BASED and democrats are the real racists. Reagan is a good boomer filter, hence the mention.
>he gave amnesty to untold numbers of illegals? Forget about that, he looked cool!
Him, Thatcher and their ilk are on the same league as any commie when it comes to scumyness.

But if you want to talk more about this go to Jow Forums. Or don't, might as well go straight to reddit with the state things are in.

I just plug in at night so I literally never have to wait for my car to charge. So much better than having to get gas like a poorfag

I just fucking hate black people

cuck socialist, begone

a reminder, that electric cars aren't pollution free.

Your prof is a cuck. Elon is based. And although I think calling the dude a pedo was poorly timed since he did help save those boys, I don't doubt that he was one or that his reasons for being there were less than pure. It just wasn't the right time to say something like that cuz it makes you look like a jealous faggot. Regardless Musk-chan is ebin

>I don't doubt that he was one or that his reasons for being there were less than pure
you're a fucking moron
he was there because he was a diver

Sure goy. A lot of people go there to dive but that doesn't mean they don't think of more nefarious things as well

yeah
you could be a pedophile too
because you know, it's a possiblity

Yeah I could be. But I'm not. I'm saying the likelihood for that guy given his age and where he came from, is pretty fuckin high and not that uncommon.

>Musks builds first AGI and exposes the pedo Jews

Is this why they hate him?

he's married to a non-child

What does his marital status have to do with it

Follow your heart bro.

Musk spits in the face of the SEC

if you own a car you are either too rich to post on Jow Forums or you live in a uncivilized part of the world where cars are not taxed to the moon.

I dont know, hes a shitty person that does shitty things and shouts bullshit claims, then people fucking love him despite his sometimes very clearly bullshit claims. I could see how that would lead to an irrational hate for the man.


Personally, I dont like him or support him but the teslas seem to be pretty sweet cars and some of the rocket technology hes helped to have developed is good and useful.


Fucking hyperloop though.

Other than all the ones succeeding right now. You're an idiot with no understanding.

>Socialism
Wtf? I love paying taxes towards single moms and minorities now.

Any true red blooded american knows the only acceptable recipients for taxes are billion dollar corporations and bombing third worlders.

I assume you believe the earth is flat becuase it looks flat, yeah?

I just get pissed off when plebs try to spin him as an inventor

shitposting on Jow Forums foad

There is nothing to like about cars other than the ability to travel wherever and whenever you want. While this is great and all, it's also expensive as fuck to buy and maintain a car.

You can buy a bicycle for like $200 at Walmart or some shit. Even if a problem occurs, maintenance is cheap. If you have a bit more money, you can buy a Segway for under $1000. If you don't like either of those choices, you can still get a used moped or something for dirt cheap too. There's also environmental concerns and so on, but in reality, no one really cares about that shit, we just like to cite it and feel superior when people ask. Money and hassle are the only real concerns.

Hell, if you live in a busy city, it might even be faster to just take the subway and walk the rest of the way. Consider all that time and gas you spent in traffic and looking for a parking spot. I've worked in Boston, MA. Let me tell you, FUCK THAT SHIT. Fuck that shit SO MUCH. I'm 31, I don't have a license. No regrets.

Additionally, there is another huge reason that millennial despise automobiles, and that is because the process of buying a car is complete and utter BULLSHIT. We live in an internet society now, and when a millennial wants to buy something, they want to buy it online. The entire concept of a car dealership is something that no longer makes sense in the modern world. Used car dealerships, sure. But buying brand new cars? Why do I need a middleman? If I want to buy a brand new Toyota, why can't I just purchase it from Toyota's website? Just like how the business model of the record companies is obsolete, so are car dealerships. This is where Tesla shines. You can just go online and buy the fucking car. This is the real reason Tesla is popular.

Daily reminder that Musk is now /OurGuy/

musk is insane and is basically shitposting ideas that he knows will not work

hes so rich hes just shitposting random companies and ideas, all his stuff is just brainstorming and shouldnt be taken seriously lmfao,

his spacex programs are only good because of nasa help, his tesla stuff is only good because of the self driving google shit helping him

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I just cycle.
Also cars aren't only bad because of the gas they burn, it requires a ton of energy and materials to produce cars.

You assume that because something makes way for something good thus it is good. That's retarded. Please stop trying to be a fucking pseudo intellectual.

This is the world. You keep hearing from parents and older people that you have to study to be someone in life, but there you are a fucking PhD Tutor and a guy who created an online payment method is a fucking billionaire that send eletric cars to the space.

>Reminds me of breaking bad
Fuck I forgot about that plot line. I could only muster getting pissed if I was exactly in walts position. Sounds like OPs prof is jealous but they're being a fucking child about it.

That would be Smart cars

Computers/the internet do not benefit humanity.

labor isn’t exclusive to capitalism retard

because he donated to republican party and talked shit about media causing media to turn on him. so sheep like your retarded teacher now turned on him.

You really shouldn't get triggered by a mode of production. Or did you think there was anything else to communism?

That's really weird that some people can't accept that Elon is successful leader and entrepreneur while others can't accept that he is still a regular asshole human being with his own flaws. It's' really stupid how world is either black or white for them.

Anyway, Tesla's look s3xy.

Based ESL user
Someday I too hope to send electric car to the space

>these are your only two choices goy: either you pay niggers or jews

Why do you ignore the part where Wall St financed Lenin, sweety? Show me in the doll where the truth hurt you.

Yes, but many of those things were implemented in capitalist companies.
Socialist countries also produced some stuff, but not as much.

Why is he so based? Musk truly is in his prime (El Engenheiro Poderoso Forma Adquirida 5)

Cars are fucking shit. The only good thing is that they can take you from place A to place B in a short period of time. And there are better solutions for that like trains.
>They see cars as weapons and guns
No, we don't. Weapons are actually good and fun.

Capitalism is the only economic system that has been able to hijack human greed and use it to benefit humanity.