>PhD student, in staff room with professor >This was the time the submarine thing happened >Profs brother works there and apparently elon is just as narcissistic as you'd expect >Say I'm not surprised but he still rants to everyone for about 20 minutes >About a month later, someone brings up the Tesla model 3 massively outselling the 3 series, A4, c class > stares into space for a few minutes and starts repeating that its a failing company, then goes back to his lab about 10 minutes later >someone buys a model 3, everyone in staffroom very impressed >starts ranting about Elon again, how the cars shit and a waste of money and his companies are going to fail before asking me if I'd buy one >Say yeah if I could drive, don't like musk at all but cars great >Leaves the room 30 seconds later and goes to his lab, doesn't speak to me rest of day
He's the first capitalist in human history to benefit humanity as a whole.
Liam Cruz
he's either gonna go down as the biggest snake's oil salesman of the 10s, or the pioneer of a lot of tech that benefitted mankind
Henry Cruz
Have you sucked his penis yet?
Joseph Clark
>Why does muskrat trigger people so bad? Because he's a fraud and seems to think the hate is related to irrelevant things and not the way he handles Tesla/Space X.
Isaiah Morris
its because elon-sama is a cool guy and doesnt afraid of anything >capitalist social norms btfo
>>Having to recharge your car like a phone > thinking this is not superior to having to feed your car like a horse and having it shit everywhere constantly > implying musk invented electric vehicles > implying tesla/spaceX/etc. don't do anything else that could benefit the species
i shig
Oliver Walker
You weebshit bastards, you're making me like those girls, I can already feel it... OwO animu kawaiiii >.> ^^ STOP POSTING IT
Brandon James
>Implying communist genocide and mass starvation benefits humanity
yea, no
Thomas Foster
The thing that would most benefit the species is the fall of industrial society, thus elon is a villain hiding in plain sight.
William Murphy
>anyone who criticizes capitalism is a commie Hey Bill, still have that Reagan poster? Freedom, fuck yeah!
Nathaniel Walker
>>Say yeah if I could drive, don't like musk at all but cars great what kind of retard can't drive? What PhD program allows retards that can't even drive?
Oliver Clark
He jelly. That's all. Marske is out there living the good life, dating models and doing fun shit and your prof is stuck teaching your brainlet ass and wondering which little bitch doesn't cleanup after themselves after making instant coffee at the kitchenette.
Daniel Butler
Neuralink is NOT a meme
Isaac Flores
You are though, right?
Benjamin Brooks
Reminds me of breaking bad, salty professor missed out
Lucas Green
> some people aren't of legal age to drive in their state > some people are handicapped in ways that preclude them from legally operating a vehicle > some people didn't grow up with the family or resources to learn to drive in daddy's pickup or get given a car in highschool
are you really this stupid
assuming this is true, are you suggesting that the fall of industrial society--which presumably is valuable because it makes the space for something better to be put in its place--is somehow superior to changing industrial society into that better thing?
James Sullivan
>le fuck freedom, but I'm not a commie
There is no fundamental difference between communism and any other socialist ideology. All socialist governments end in untold suffering and murder, to say otherwise is to be ignorant to history.
Christopher Collins
>implying charging your car like a phone is not like feeding a horse that keeps shitting everywhere while you feed it.
Daniel Morales
>Americans think socialism is communism
Hudson Perry
>not being proactive enough to learn how to drive You're never gonna make it.
Caleb Clark
Could easily be a foreign country shithead. In Japan for example, a license costs thousands to get so tons of people don't have one and just use public transport.
Grayson Anderson
Jews hate him because >white non-Jewish billionaire >doesnt bend the knee to the kikes and instead uses his money to put whites back into space >born and raised in South Africa, knows full well how dangerous and destructive niggers are >he isn't like every other tech billionaire who is a screaming faggot who shills diversity in the market >has called out the Jewish owned media moguls
>he says, as he uses a computer with parts created by capitalists, has internet/water/sewage which he pays capitalists for, just before driving his capitalist-mobile to the nearest walmart, where he conveniently buys a week's worth of supplies.
Charles Miller
probably one of the worst arguments I've read today
Dominic Howard
As an investor, Musk is a real piece of shit. Tesla has promised profitability almost every results announcement since the IPO and it has been pushed back and back and the closest to profitability to this day has been two consecutive quarters. Then he goes on Twitter and says a deal to privatize Tesla has been secured at 420, causing the stock to shoot up. Turns out no such deal has been made, what actually happened is that a few years ago the Saudis offered to buyout Tesla at that price.
The SEC rightfully investigates him, Musk goes nuts and insults the SEC as the "Shortseller Enrichment Comission". Nevermind the fact that Musk has benefitted enormously from his lies, but then he has the gall to insult the SEC for punishing him (very lightly) for his BS.
Endless excuses but no solid answers. Bet the truth is hilarious.
Luis Turner
Jews are envious of progress and love their system of slavery of the status quo. Only Aryans produce progress.
Aiden White
And Musk is obviously an Aryan.
Tyler Smith
>Musk is obviously an Aryan he's african-american
Julian Howard
Who controls the media? Hello?
Andrew Jones
I do
Kayden Murphy
Motl isn't professor, OP.
Angel Roberts
Absolutely based
Bentley Thompson
>if I could drive What the fuck is wrong with this generation and not liking cars? I remember when I first got my drivers license I was the happiest little shit in the universe. My brother is only 5 years younger than me and he literally had to be bullied into getting his because if it was up to him he'd just take the bus and uber everywhere like a fucking cuck.
What the fuck is wrong with this generation and not liking cars? The fact that dumb boomer goyim like yourself keep forcing them into driving, even though cars are a huge money pit, bad for your health and bad for the planet But you don't wanna be a carless cuck right? Gotta show everyone you're a REAL MAN
John Turner
They see cars as weapons and guns, big and dangerous. They're too coddled to be independent in the mind and take on the responsibility of driving.
Blake Martinez
>cars are bad m'kay *starts phoning his friends who own cars as soon as he needs to move something that is bigger than his dildo and wont fit inside his recycled envirobag* *orders everything online to be delivered to his doorstep by diesel burning vans that are 10x more polluting than cars*
Levi Nguyen
Tesla is the Apple of cars.
Jason Foster
I've rode fourwheelers and dirt bikes since I was 6, and I got my driver's license as soon as I could, but I do not like driving cars and have never had one. I would be more willing the better the auto pilot gets, but I'm skeptical on how it will handle the winter conditions here.
Tyler Howard
Prime example. Typical coddles and underdeveloped psyche that lashes out at opinions he disagrees with and is purturbed in the mind. Lacks any kind of mental framework that is not propagated to him from authoritarian figures in the media or education.
In reality if no one ever told you about "global warming" it would be impossible for you to actually see any evidence of it in daily life since the effects are so minimal that it's trivial. Yet the underdeveloped mind patches onto it as it would religion in previous generations.
Kayden Reed
Uber would be great if it weren’t for the fact it costs more than driving yourself. Nothing wrong with public transit if you live in a big enough city that supports it. Fuck the auto-industrial complex. Now we’ve got miles of crumbling shitty infrastructure that the taxpayer has to pay to maintain instead of forcing the trucking/delivery companies (who are responsible for the majority of road damage) to pay for it.
Jordan Morales
> van makes 100 deliveries in 8 hours of driving > this is worse than 100 boomers driving 45 minutes to the store to buy one thing
Robert Lee
>using increasingly contrived metaphors to obscure the fact charging is like fueling up, but a hundred timed slower
Ian Ramirez
No, I actually hate commies, unlike capitalists who pretend they don't but arm their "enemies" to the teeth when they have a common threat. I'd never negotiate with commies, capitalists do. I have values that money can't buy.
You sound like the stereotypical boomer I was getting at. The freedom thing is to make fun of dumb americans who think spreading the system which is already enslaving themselves is any good. Your breakdown of socialism and communism also sounds like that which one would hear from an old fart who thinks Reagan is BASED and democrats are the real racists. Reagan is a good boomer filter, hence the mention. >he gave amnesty to untold numbers of illegals? Forget about that, he looked cool! Him, Thatcher and their ilk are on the same league as any commie when it comes to scumyness.
But if you want to talk more about this go to Jow Forums. Or don't, might as well go straight to reddit with the state things are in.
David Young
I just plug in at night so I literally never have to wait for my car to charge. So much better than having to get gas like a poorfag
Jackson White
I just fucking hate black people
Asher Campbell
cuck socialist, begone
Evan Richardson
a reminder, that electric cars aren't pollution free.
Adam Watson
Your prof is a cuck. Elon is based. And although I think calling the dude a pedo was poorly timed since he did help save those boys, I don't doubt that he was one or that his reasons for being there were less than pure. It just wasn't the right time to say something like that cuz it makes you look like a jealous faggot. Regardless Musk-chan is ebin
Jeremiah Baker
>I don't doubt that he was one or that his reasons for being there were less than pure you're a fucking moron he was there because he was a diver
Josiah Scott
Sure goy. A lot of people go there to dive but that doesn't mean they don't think of more nefarious things as well
James Nguyen
yeah you could be a pedophile too because you know, it's a possiblity
Noah Allen
Yeah I could be. But I'm not. I'm saying the likelihood for that guy given his age and where he came from, is pretty fuckin high and not that uncommon.
Brody Sanchez
>Musks builds first AGI and exposes the pedo Jews
Is this why they hate him?
Lincoln Kelly
he's married to a non-child
Brody Miller
What does his marital status have to do with it
Justin Davis
Follow your heart bro.
Ayden Gutierrez
Musk spits in the face of the SEC
Noah Jones
if you own a car you are either too rich to post on Jow Forums or you live in a uncivilized part of the world where cars are not taxed to the moon.
Easton Gonzalez
I dont know, hes a shitty person that does shitty things and shouts bullshit claims, then people fucking love him despite his sometimes very clearly bullshit claims. I could see how that would lead to an irrational hate for the man.
Personally, I dont like him or support him but the teslas seem to be pretty sweet cars and some of the rocket technology hes helped to have developed is good and useful.
Fucking hyperloop though.
Henry Ortiz
Other than all the ones succeeding right now. You're an idiot with no understanding.
Hudson Jackson
>Socialism Wtf? I love paying taxes towards single moms and minorities now.
Josiah Perry
Any true red blooded american knows the only acceptable recipients for taxes are billion dollar corporations and bombing third worlders.
Samuel Walker
I assume you believe the earth is flat becuase it looks flat, yeah?
Blake Watson
I just get pissed off when plebs try to spin him as an inventor
Dylan Richardson
shitposting on Jow Forums foad
Luke Myers
There is nothing to like about cars other than the ability to travel wherever and whenever you want. While this is great and all, it's also expensive as fuck to buy and maintain a car.
You can buy a bicycle for like $200 at Walmart or some shit. Even if a problem occurs, maintenance is cheap. If you have a bit more money, you can buy a Segway for under $1000. If you don't like either of those choices, you can still get a used moped or something for dirt cheap too. There's also environmental concerns and so on, but in reality, no one really cares about that shit, we just like to cite it and feel superior when people ask. Money and hassle are the only real concerns.
Hell, if you live in a busy city, it might even be faster to just take the subway and walk the rest of the way. Consider all that time and gas you spent in traffic and looking for a parking spot. I've worked in Boston, MA. Let me tell you, FUCK THAT SHIT. Fuck that shit SO MUCH. I'm 31, I don't have a license. No regrets.
Additionally, there is another huge reason that millennial despise automobiles, and that is because the process of buying a car is complete and utter BULLSHIT. We live in an internet society now, and when a millennial wants to buy something, they want to buy it online. The entire concept of a car dealership is something that no longer makes sense in the modern world. Used car dealerships, sure. But buying brand new cars? Why do I need a middleman? If I want to buy a brand new Toyota, why can't I just purchase it from Toyota's website? Just like how the business model of the record companies is obsolete, so are car dealerships. This is where Tesla shines. You can just go online and buy the fucking car. This is the real reason Tesla is popular.
Alexander Roberts
Daily reminder that Musk is now /OurGuy/
Nathan Jackson
musk is insane and is basically shitposting ideas that he knows will not work
hes so rich hes just shitposting random companies and ideas, all his stuff is just brainstorming and shouldnt be taken seriously lmfao,
his spacex programs are only good because of nasa help, his tesla stuff is only good because of the self driving google shit helping him
I just cycle. Also cars aren't only bad because of the gas they burn, it requires a ton of energy and materials to produce cars.
Ryan Cooper
You assume that because something makes way for something good thus it is good. That's retarded. Please stop trying to be a fucking pseudo intellectual.
Nicholas Turner
This is the world. You keep hearing from parents and older people that you have to study to be someone in life, but there you are a fucking PhD Tutor and a guy who created an online payment method is a fucking billionaire that send eletric cars to the space.
Kevin Sanchez
>Reminds me of breaking bad Fuck I forgot about that plot line. I could only muster getting pissed if I was exactly in walts position. Sounds like OPs prof is jealous but they're being a fucking child about it.
Aaron Butler
That would be Smart cars
Jack Perry
Computers/the internet do not benefit humanity.
Evan Lewis
labor isn’t exclusive to capitalism retard
Samuel Taylor
because he donated to republican party and talked shit about media causing media to turn on him. so sheep like your retarded teacher now turned on him.
Nathaniel Hernandez
You really shouldn't get triggered by a mode of production. Or did you think there was anything else to communism?
Ethan Hill
That's really weird that some people can't accept that Elon is successful leader and entrepreneur while others can't accept that he is still a regular asshole human being with his own flaws. It's' really stupid how world is either black or white for them.
Anyway, Tesla's look s3xy.
Jordan Thomas
Based ESL user Someday I too hope to send electric car to the space
Jose Howard
>these are your only two choices goy: either you pay niggers or jews
Brandon Rogers
Why do you ignore the part where Wall St financed Lenin, sweety? Show me in the doll where the truth hurt you.
Gabriel Foster
Yes, but many of those things were implemented in capitalist companies. Socialist countries also produced some stuff, but not as much.
Oliver Young
Why is he so based? Musk truly is in his prime (El Engenheiro Poderoso Forma Adquirida 5)
Xavier Torres
Cars are fucking shit. The only good thing is that they can take you from place A to place B in a short period of time. And there are better solutions for that like trains. >They see cars as weapons and guns No, we don't. Weapons are actually good and fun.
Jaxon Brown
Capitalism is the only economic system that has been able to hijack human greed and use it to benefit humanity.