Do Aussies copulate with kangaroos?

Do Aussies copulate with kangaroos?
How does it feel?

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youre thinking of newzealand and their sheep mate, we dont mess around with animals

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His penis is erect, but you are rejecting his love. Why?

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>we don't mess with animals
of course you don't, you can't

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They probably smell like shit. Eating all them damn exploding eucalyptus leaves.

Are you some kind of pooftah? Of course. Kangaroo pussy is best pussy, they also have nice slimy pouches from all of the cum they take.

It says kangaroos have 3 vaginas. Does it mean that 1 female Kangaroo can satisfy 3 Aussies simultaneously?

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here, we call a roo foursome a slippy skippy

5.
Don't forget anus and mouth.

Ahem fuck hopping abbos and fuck marsupial rabbit pouchcunts with dumb looking heads
SCHLOP

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Nah too hard to catch, wombats are better lovers.

Magnificent.
It seems like Australia has the ultimate weapon to get rid of the thot threat. Kangaroos can free men from the thot oppression and make them independent. I envy the Assies. That is a nation destined for greatness.

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horses & dogs are god tier, the rest of the animals are meh, maybe dolphins

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Look at that well worn hole.

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Fucken oath
I don't fuck roastie-roos though. Only trap roos with a feminine penis.

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I came here expecting to see a leaf as op.

Don't discriminate. I can shitpost too.

The Australian government actually sell kangaroo fuck tours you know. Why don't you buy one and find out?

>I don't fuck roastie-roos though. Only trap roos with a feminine penis.
Does it mean you can own your personal roo trap waifu in Australia? What are the laws on having your own roo?

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Ears, eyes and nose as well

I had assumed leaves were inquiring about down under vacation activities.

My aussie friend told me these fuckers can drop from the trees on you. Is it true?

A nation heading for a climax roo sure

truly the greatest shitpoters

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No of course not. You're thinking about drop bears. Kangaroos burrow under ground

>DescriptionA drop bear is a hoax in contemporary Australian folklore featuring a predatory, carnivorous version of the koala

Thank god. That desert island country seems to be full of dangerous animals

Imagine them kicking you right in the nutt sack.

Killer sloth are worse, guess what those claws can do to you

Goddamn you stupid assholes. You got me crying laughing over here

God tier shitpost

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