I just destroyed a 7940X by trying to delid it with a razor blade

I just destroyed a 7940X by trying to delid it with a razor blade.

How should I kill myself?

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nothing of values was lost.
wait for r9 3900x

Why would you fall for the delid meme? Go home summerfag.

why are white people always trying to delid?

>How should I kill myself?

>with a razor blade.

>suicide with razor blade
sure thing

Just warranty it, lol

>he fell for the delid meme

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RIP $1200

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just remember, cutting horizontally is for attention, vertically for effect

>inturds

>$1200
>ruined by delidding
Do you mash out dents in your Bentley with a claw hammer too?

Learn the less not to be a fucking idiot with $1200 of hardware

Fres

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>vertically for effect
no really
it's hard and painful to die by slashing your wrists, chances you will survive are high as fuck
unless you're sure you going to die (gunshot to head or head on train tracks) it's not worth to commit suicide
I know what I'm talking about I tried it twice and I'm stuck with pernament brain damage

owned

>How should I kill myself?
Rough

RIP in pieces.

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>I tried it twice and I'm stuck with pernament brain damage
There's a cause and effect here, but not in the order you think.

Beautiful ain't it?

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>it's hard and painful to die by slashing your wrists
not that I've tried it, but once dated a girl... she said otherwise, with sharp enough razor it's not painful at all. she did it for attention, however
>permanent brain damage
from slashing your wrists? doubt that

anyway, real men chooses rope

reminds me a little bit of bismuth

Intoddlers don't have a choice. The default thermals on everything after Skylake are an enormous joke.

>after Skylake

What do you mean friend? Skylake was Intel's last release.

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And here I am not able to afford a 300$ i7.

I've chosen drugs once and rope the seocond time
both failed

Christ user, it's not a fucking scratch ticket

how can you fail rope?
this is first time I hear someone failing the rope

lmao you can't hear people who succeed /rope/ anymore anyway

is that glue?

Sounds like someone’s a pussy that didn’t take enough pills

the branch broke off
which is weird considering i am not heavy and branch was very big
then some kids found me laying and uncounsious
I was taken into hospital and then mental asylum
now my family don't relaly talk to me I still live in my mom she cooks dinner and all and I have to go to psychiatrist every months and therapy every week
not good

>hey guys reporting in with my successful suicide by hanging it was great 10/10 would recommend

that's the joke, moron
that sucks
you shouldn't kys. death is more meaningless than life. just go with the flow and see whatever happens next

I will try again but this time iwth better rope and I'm waiting for Avegners Endgame to come out

How the fuck do you delid with a laptop?

>How should I kill myself?
install all the pieces in uranus

OP you are a fucking moron. Delid is a fucking meme. Just use your CPUs and stop destroying them.

ser plez do the needful and delid this thread

>I still live in my mom
underageb&

And here I am suffering on a Ryzen 2700.

well done, one piece of shintel less in the world

This, people tend to forget that so far everything is basically Skylake with more cores.

Why people are even trying to do this themselves if they got no experience?
Just spend $50 or so and get it professionally delided. It won't cost much more (considering the cost of materials and delider) and you usually get some kind of warranty.

Sorry for your fuck-up OP. Hope other people will see this and will be more responsible about destroying their CPUs.

>Why people are even trying to do this themselves if they got no experience?
He did it on purpose to have an excuse to move to AMD so he can feel included on Jow Forums

people who cut themselves dont cut because they want attention or they want to die, they cut because they want to hurt their physical forms. it's like they see themselves as two different people.

you know, you won't get anything from killing yourself, right?
your family stopped talking to you, most likely, because they're angry for what you tried to do
no one fucking wants for their family members to kill themselves
if it's inconvenient to lay on train tracks, think of how inconvenient it will be for your family to bury you and who do you think they'll blame for what you did?
you will leave, but gonna leave them with guilt for the rest of their lives
cope with your life like the most of us

Jeez. Why are you even want to die? It's not like you just killed $1400 CPU with razor blade.

they're either too stupid to suicide properly or seek attention
and, of course, there are special kind of people, like you, who cuts himself, because of schizophrenia

oh fuck off
I didn't ask to be born
not everyone is attractive and intelligent like you mr normalfag
if anything I should habe freedom to decide about my own fate
why live like that huh? it wasn't my fault, the game was rigged from the start
that';s the truth
I'm not oP
i just said cuttng yourself isn't good way to die commit suicide

>fell for the delidding meme
>cares about capeshit
>wants to cut himself for attention over a thousand bucks
Cringe

But what if the other internal person actually enjoys being cut?

since you're such an expert on suicide, you should try it out

I"M NOT OP YOU RETArDS
I want to die becauyse of how I wos born so fuck off already
I don]t even know what delidding is

that's called a masochist and they do it because it makes their dicks hard

So go and do and stop shitting up Jow Forums

why would you do that anyway? you don't fuck with hardware to get 3 extra fps. then again, /v/tards have never been all that bright.

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>I want to die becauyse of how I wos born so fuck off already
Hmm.. is it THAT bad?
I mean even Stephen Hawking got laid.

You mean it makes the pee pee swell? Ouch

>I mean even Stephen Hawking got laid.
Well he was a fuckin' genius and at the time he got laid he still had control over his body.

who cares
I don't want to fuck some used roastie
my train took off there is no coming back
I wanted teenage love I can't get it
I never wanted to settle for less, just5 wanted to be like everyone else around me
but I couldn';t

Nah he had kids when he was in the wheelchair. Your first point still stands.

Well.. that kind of sucks. Hope you'll find something else you can be passionate about in life. Focusing on relationship as a main thing is really unhealthy, whether you're got one or not.
And teenage love is a bit of a meme (I've stopped my journey of becoming a wizard only in my 20's and I'm doing fine quite frankly).

>teenage love is a bit of a meme
it's the only true and pure form of love

>freedom to decide my own fate
I'm not saying you shouldn't have that, it's just 35 is a bit too early for that
I'm 30 now, considering suicide since I was 19 or 20
back then got anxiety interacting with people in university, dropped out after 2 years
I'm far from being happy about my life
pretty much waiting till I get into 50's or so
till then I'm coping with my wageslave job and distract my suicidal thoughts with computers
as far as I know, this is only place I exist, after death there will be no I anymore

reading Schopenhauer and Nietzsche helped me to realize how meaningless it would be to die
>hurr durr, I cut myself because I want to hurt my physical body, so everyone does that for the same reason
so you tried, failed and now an expert?

>has razor blade
Seems like you already have the right weapon.
Remember:
>down the road not across the street

why are black people always stealing?
who knows

Is this you OP?

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bro stop being an edgelord online and just go to fucking therapy

>it's the only true and pure form of love
Eeehh.. in some anime maybe.
In real life it's more of a period that's filled with hormones and dramas. And instead of how much money you got/how successful you are in life, girls focus more on how cool you are.
VERY few people can form a healthy relationship at that age.

this is the dumbest shit i've seen this week on Jow Forums, congrats OP, you are a faggot.

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>go to fucking therapy
I'm good, thanks

lemme guess, therapy is a zionist conspiracy to get you on sheeple pills, right?

haven't heard that one before
- I'm not a threat to others
- I don't care enough to go to therapy
why would you think I need to go to therapy?
are you an altruist on the internet trying to help others be happy?
I'm: just be urslef
nothing wrong with that

how can you be so stupid to the point of trying to delid a 14-core CPU?

> 7940X
> gaming

>far from being happy
>I'm 30 now considering suicide since I was 19
sounds like you've been bottling up some shit for a decade. at least try telling it to a human face who might be able to give you some advice on dealing with that in a health way. you don't go to therapy because you're a threat to others. in fact, if you tell a therapist you plan to harm a specific person, that's one of the only reasons they're ever allowed to break confidentiality.

why else would you shell out 1.2k for a cpu? there are better options for rendering cocks and compiling gentoo.

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>why else would you shell out 1.2k for a cpu?
not for gaming since even the 7700K performs better on those.
I don't get how OP could be retarded enough to buy Skylake X tho, everyone knows it was a scam.

>you're a threat to others
I'm not from US
people in my country go away peacefully
I'm fine, not gonna kill myself till I'm at least 50, nor am I planning to harm anyone
anyway, going to therapy isn't popular here, we solve our problems one way or the other :^)
I will, after 20+ years, gonna livestream it to 4channel too, on Jow Forums
wait for it

>going to therapy isn't popular here
so be a trend setter. be the first man in your slavic bumfuck town to take your mental health seriously.

just take the jew pills, works for me and they're pretty cheap

>slavic
take that back! I'm not filthy slav!
why the fuck you even bother? should I call you a faggot to stop replying to me?

>getting jewed on your mental health
yikes!
I probably need more vitamin D

Go replace it with the superior 2950x. You don't need to delid that to stop it cooking.

There was a 2 month period between the 7940x and 1950x releases, so he can partially redeem himself if he bought it then.

Why don't u just go out and shoot some 3rd worlders new zealand style before commiting suicide?

>delid

Wait, I had to search up what that meant. Is this a joke? Do people actually try to do that? "Yes, user, they do." OP, how drunk were you when you thought this was a good idea?

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He probably watched Linus Cuck Tips and thought it was a good idea to attempt it

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How can you not know about deliding when it is mentioned in nearly every Intel thread?

now delid yourself

I never read gearfag threads, but tech help/disaster threads I do read. I saw this thread and was like, "wtf".

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This is your brain on Intel

Figures, how bout you go back there.

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It's a crucially necessary step in lowering temps on intel trash. Some chips gain up to 20C temperature reduction. It's really sad and the reason why so many people are shying away from intel. Intep did this all so they could save like 10 cents in production.

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Did you try to pull pcbs apart? That's now how you Delid lol.

You Delid the top metal cover.

What's happening in your pic?

Tf is delidding?

>necessary
It's only needed for heavy overclock really. Pretty much any Intel CPU would work fine on stock frequencies/voltages (1.4v on your pic is far from stock)

>What's happening in your pic?

Vast Chinkinings.

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