NO I DON'T WANT TO USE ONEDRIVE

>NO I DON'T WANT TO USE ONEDRIVE
>FUCK OFF I DON'T WANT SKYPE
>NO I WON'T USE A MICROSOFT ACCOUNT LEAVE ME ALONE
>NO I WON'T REINSTALL FUCKING CANDY CRUSH AFTER YOU ALREADY PREINSTALLED IT
>I WANT CORTANA TO SHUT THE FUCK UP
>LET ME CHOOSE WHEN TO INSTALL UPDATES
>STOP BLOATING MY FUCKING SYSTEM

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

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switch to ubuntu. It's Tech-Illiterate friendly.

OSX might be more your choice

Install gentoo or take it up your ass

Windows 10 LTSC has none of these problems.

Yeah I'm on ltsc now. It ain't perfect.

No sticky notes

And calculator app keeps crashing Lmao.

based

I'm not going to use an unsigned iso downloaded from some russian website as a work OS.

Find someone with access to the MSDN and get an official ISO.

>And calculator app keeps crashing Lmao.
You think that's funny? When I open the ms store, all I see is blinking tiles in a super short interval and nothing works. their fucking shop. hahahaha. seriously though, is the ms shop working for you?

...and then use ''''''''completely 100% safe''''' activator.
LOL

I uninstalled it at day one.

>amazon spyware

remove appx packages and appxprovisioned packages, remove onedrive

Windows updates is a bitch though unless you want to build a WSUS so you can choose exactly when/what to install

LTSC answers all of your problems.

LTSC has no MS Store.

And why are you replying to me?

fuck, meant to reply to

Linux does not have this problem

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you use the same activator home version, unless you paid for it lmao

>HURR FUCKING DURR WHAT IS LTSC
The post.

The Apple Macbook Pro with Retina Display doesn't have this problem.

why would you want the 'MS Store', of all things? Cant complain standard version is Aids, but then demand you'd 'still quite like some Herpes, thanks' in a clean(er) version

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based and redpilled

see

>YEAH, NO, LINUX I'D LOVE TO UPDATE BUT PACMAN FUCKED UP AND NOW I NEED TO RECOMPILE THE KERNEL
fix'd

How is OSX?
I was looking for a new laptop and everything comes with Windows 10 plus with processors unsupported by Windows 7 so I couldn't roll it back.
I can't use Linux as a daily driver because there's software I use for work not available for it.

Macbook Pro 13" (the one without the stupid touchscreen keyboard) looks nice as a piece of hardware but I'm reluctant to move to OSX.

exclusive vidya games
I wish the MS store was actually good enough to be useable but I still need it for ms exclusives (for now).
thank god it's only a handful

ltsc has the win7 calculator and lacks the ms store you fucking moron

Sorry, I don't speak broke.

>he doesn't know about LTSB

a thread died for this

I saw that thread, it wasn't any good.

Also see

>he doesn't know about LTSC

>Also see my blatant stupidity
uh okay?

AME is the only patrician choice.

I just wanted to have a look at it, only to find it's completely broken. That is all.

Fun fact: the only box of mine that ever got hacked and used to send out spam email was... tada.. a debian box. Guess I probably should have updated that box rather sooner than later. In the end I wipe the whole system.

>first response
>wanting microsoft to stop shoveling shit in your mouth = "tech illiterate"
>this is the state of Jow Forums

OS X is pretty based. I won't lie, pajeet is starting to shit up Apple as well and you can see this in some places (performance loss; bugs that Jobs would have knifed someone over). But it's still vastly better than Winshit 10 and Apple does try to gag you with their fucking add on shit.

Apple's hardware is good to, though at my last upgrade I went for a used 2015 MBP rather than the latest. I like the extra ports, the ability to swap the SSD in the future if need be, and the keyboard travel.

I have to run Windows 10 Pro for some work related tasks, but I just run it in a Parallels VM which is great because I pause Windows when I'm not actually using it and then it can't run off and do it's own fucking shit.

>and Apple DOESN'T try to gag you with their fucking add on shit.

shit tier b8 m8

>debian
there's your problem.

win10 ltsc doesnt have this problem

Is there any way for mere normies to actually purchase ltsc?

yeah, yeah.. point is: if you're not going to update your linux box, you're gonna have a bad time too, sooner or later

i've used arch for years now and it never happened to me

>what is LTSC

Install python console
Do your math there

Implying you didn't constantly fuck up and reinstall your arch and just used stable operating system

>Have Win10 for years.
>Have never heard Cortana speak.
>Have never seen Candy Crush on my computer.
>Have never seen an ad in start menu.
>Have never had an update fuck up my computer.
>All updates happen automaticly at 2:00am Sunday morning: The time I set it to happen.
>I find One Drive usefull.
What the fuck are you people doing?

>How is OSX?
It's pretty gay.

>twist ending: he's actually using Windows 7

Stop using consumer versions of Windows. LTSC doesn't have these problems.

>No sticky notes
Anyone who uses those sticky notes needs to go die in a fire. There's no way to back them up and they get corrupted all the time.

So many jackoff self important manager types use that shit and yell at me when it inevitably fucks up and the lose months of notes.

Install enterprise LTSC.

All that and it's still better than any Linux or BSD distro on desktop.

An open source KMS emulator exists.
github.com/kkkgo/vlmcsd

>install $desktop_linux_distro (IF the live cd doesn't black screen out of the box)
>screen tearing
>stuttering audio
>no numlock on boot out of the box IN FUCKING 2019
>doesn't remember multiple display settings or default sound device across reboots
>no MS Office or Adobe Suite, all that work to get everything working and your computer is now an expensive paper weight.

any drawbacks to normal edition?
Ive got a pirated win10 without Sets on explorer
how can I install ltsc without deleting my whole disk

t. LTSClet

>not joining the Windows Server 2019 converted to desktop masterrace

yikes

>tfw the botnet won't let me calculate

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Use the N version of windows, europe banned most of the shit so they have a separate version.

speedcrunch.org/
Use speedcrunch, brainlet. Not only will it save you immense time, it won't do simple equations WRONG like windows calc does.

ShutUp10 fixes most of this stuff.

I rarely ever use a calculator for anything

same. it took me all of 10 minutes to disable cortana, clear ads and ms store bloat, and set updates to where they almost never occur and do so at a convenient time for me. baby shit for anyone who had to live in the windows 8 nightmare

>hardware is good
>if it breaks won't get repaired buy a new computer applefag

Just use this u fucking faggot
>nsaneforums.com/topic/312871-windows-10-digital-license-hwid-kms38™-generation

cringe and basedpilled

>Still not using LTSC
You are on top of the list for the AI hit squads desu

How did you notice it tho?
Did your ISP notify you?

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>using sticky notes to actually make long-term important anything
seems like they got what they deserved

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>what did you just say to me you little bitch

>you can uninstall
>you can uninstall (i've never had this auto-install ever though)
>just don't use it
>just disable auto install
>disable search bar and install classic shell
>you can

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ltsc is comfy as fuck

>Did your ISP notify you?
That is a bingo.

Keep using normal Win10, it fits you, you low IQ retard. There's a super easy way to get a legit LTSB key, but you're so fucking stupid I don't feel like telling.

what??

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