What are ACTUAL tech tips you have for other Anons?

You can enjoy tech without being a consumerist whore

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how?

Find tech that lasts and holds up with time

Thinkpads, smartphones have plateaued, DIY

If you want to go into programming, learn web development as well. May be for plebs but it's a good fallback should your employment situation go south on you

learn by doing.

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Also back up your shit, you'll thank yourself later.

Noctua is a lifestyle brand.

other way round my friend

jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee i just wanted a quiet fan and i finally had a job

based on what

nobody ever learns to make backups until they lose all their shit.

docker not being able to exist alongside vmware is what killed windows for me

I have never in my 24 years of life had this happen, and it's not worth the money for the basically nonexistant chance of thos occuring.

Literally every company in my area uses Windows server, c#, sql server, etc. But look at the next closest cities and they're all java, oracle, linux, etc.
Your workplace should provide you with hard ware and software for doing your job. Whatever you use at home is your own business. Gentoomen should be familiar enough with both unless they have some kind of full on autism that prevents them from using software they haven't personally audited every line of code, in which case they should an hero and spare us the stupid threads every day

Make a bootable USB to save your files just in case, I use Knoppix. It's actually pretty easy to make.
pendrivelinux.com/install-knoppix-6-to-a-usb-flash-drive-in-windows/

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to get a chink wife

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Buy STAX

When you have multiple fart in row, use toilet paper and wipe your ass, there's a good chance fecal matter may have come out and thus is a good hygiene practice.

Each time (or every other time) you pee, do a quick rinse of penis/balls and use the toilet paper to dry it out.

It's okay to make things easy on yourself. No one cares if you use distros like Gentoo or Arch over Ubuntu or Fedora.

>visible fecal matter coming out from just farting
user, I'm pretty sure there's something wrong with you.

Will Linus' kids carry on with the YouTube channel?

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- Lubricate threaded, or flared connections.
- Discharge mains capacitors with DMM
- Always check recyclers for good stuff.

Don't hold the utility corporations responsible for their shitty infrastructure. Those executives earned their yachts and private jets. It's your responsibility to make up for their misuse of federal funds. Be a good bootlicker, buy a UPS, fill the landfills with lead acid batteries.

>implying you wouldn't

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Its just physics. A single fart usually doesn't have the power. A huge fart may have the power to force some fecal particles out, but those are rare. A multiple average farts in a row multiply the effect of a single fart and thus may carry fecal particles that would normally rescind back.

Look I get that technically fecal matter is going to come out of your ass when you fart, but that's pretty irrelevant. There's fecal particles everywhere already and not something to concern yourself over. However, you shouldn't be getting visible stains from just a few farts. That should only happen if you are literally about to shit.

error ass not found

If your intestines have any soft of food in there, then you'll have fecal matter in there. It doesn't matter if you're about to shit or not. Unless you're fasting for days, everyone has shit inside them.

The point for multiple fart is that the body automatically adjusts the sphincter when you fart, so with multiple farts, the sphincter opening stays longer in anticipation for the next fart and thus allows the subsequent farts to have a chance of carrying over a larger particle.

Backing up your shit is so important. Even if it's just some shitty project you did in college - you never know when you might need it.

turn it off and back on

>Each time (or every other time) you pee, do a quick rinse of penis/balls and use the toilet paper to dry it out
urine is sterile

Multiple farts are not going to normally leave behind visible residue. Stop having so much gay sex user.

That's a meme. Pee has plenty of bacteria. It's just not particularly unhygienic like shit is.

>Pee has plenty of bacteria
how do you know? did you conduct your own research?

Install MS-DOS 6.22

Learn Java, fuck the meme

>It's just not particularly unhygienic like shit is.
Sometimes people get bladder infections. Especially the elderly. Makes them go well gaga.

Today is a good day to make a backup.

>Multiple farts are not going to normally leave behind visible residue
>normally
My point was there's a good chance. We don't have multiple sequential farts very often, so I can't exactly quote the percentage. However it does happen from time to time, enough to warrant that you atleast check. Even if its 1/10, it means you don't have to deal with microshits. Well its not really a problem for those who shower daily, but it might be for those that don't.

A myth. Urine is not sterile. Its got host of bacteria in it.

No but plenty of other people have.
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3957746/

Well yeah but that usually has to do with having too much bacteria.

>Well its not really a problem for those who shower daily
Keeping your butt clean is key to good hygiene.

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Each time you masturbate, quick rise of penis/balls is also required.

How exactly are you rinsing your balls and dick?

With a wet hand and then toilet paper to dry it. Wash hand after.

Always use switch. Only stupid niggers use if else.

So you're basically spreading pee to a larger area?

see a doctor, you have OCD

The toilet papers are meant to pick up residue from your skin. That means liquid and solid matters.

True, while difference is minimal in small sets, switch case are faster in general even in small sets of conditions.

You actually dont have to do that. Just gentle push your perineum. Pression will make left liquid flow (think in a hose full of water, if you step on it the liquid will flow). Gentle push.

If you rub the tip on your dick to clean it with a wet hand then continue to rub around onto your balls all you're doing is spreading the pee out in a more diluted form. Dry toilet paper will have fecal matter all over it because it's by the toilet. Even regardless of that, dry toilet paper doesn't make something clean.

RTFM

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Switch statements don't always work in every situation though.

Obsolete.
See

don't buy a computer over 200 dollars and always use a coupon code

install a linux distro. never use windows again

use voip calling instead of paying for a phone service. for a back up use an inactive tracfone. activate it when you need it.

buy your own modem and router instead of renting one from an isp(save money in the long run)

replace your porn folder with kpop and only fap to kpop

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What? Stick your finger up your arse to force the last few pee drops out?

Is that a real quote said unironically?

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Well for example in C, the switch case has to be either int, char, or enum. It's possible the datetype you are working with can't be reasonably reduced to one of those forms, so you just go with if-else. I agree switch is generally more elegant though.

Of course not.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perineum
>The perineum is the space between the anus and scrotum in the male
Gentle push over the skin. You will see.
No drops anymore.

i don't have any toilet paper. i shower after i shit

Imagine stroking your ass every time you take a piss

I've heard that one, I do a toilet paper dab personally. Anyone who doesn't take some steps in that regard must have very pissy undies and trousers.

This. Ass is essential, and I probably would if she had one.

Buy avr instead

Its either that or pee dripping into your clothes/underwear and smelling like piss.

>Dry toilet paper will have fecal matter all over it because it's by the toilet.
mfw

But then I found a video of this user online:
youtube.com/watch?v=PSKQ3ZNQ_O8&feature=youtu.be&t=18

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>smelling like piss.
if you're dehydrated.

*Most* don't learn until they lose all their shit.

I'm one of those rare few people who is actually capable of learning from other people's mistakes.
>two backups, one offsite

Feels actually really good. It would take an act of a very seriously angry god to completely destroy my data.

Imagine the smell.

>I'm one of those rare few people who is actually capable of learning from other people's mistakes.
You are going places, user.

Thanks user

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>one offsite
how do you do the offsite ones user?

Learning programming is not about learning x number of languages, but learning how to make the code to the fuck you want, so don't go like an autist trying to learn every trick every language has and instead, challenge yourself to do actual things with a simple and frictionless language like freebasic.
And then when you got the skill, then you learn shit like C++, but try to learn it proper, as in how to make readable code and shit, your future self will be grateful.

of course it isn't you retard, that's red letter media

Optimal toilet paper use is this.

3 slice. Use twice (fold once more after the initial) to get the initial large fecal matter.
4 slice. Use thrice (fold two more times)
3 slice. Damp it with water (fold one more)
4 slice. Clean dry it completely. (fold twice)

Safe deposit box at a bank. Super cheap, you can get one for like $40/year (or something like that) and they won't be destroyed by anything up to and including an F5 tornado.

Not that I live anywhere near where tornadoes can happen. In fact there are zero natural disasters that could affect my area. Earthquakes I guess, maybe, but that would require an Israeli nuke to be detonated half a mile below the surface because I'm not anywhere near a fault line.

Other than a safe box, honestly I'm not sure where I'd do an offsite backup. Family or friend's house, I guess, but that's obviously much less secure and would require encrypting the data.

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For after pooing?
I like the pinch and grab method for the first stage just in case there is a little clinger on so it doesn't get spread.

Just use a bidet you stupid apes. You can get one on Amazon for like $30.

Analogy: if you got mud all over your driveway, would you go out there with paper towels and try to wipe it up? No, because that would be fucking stupid. You'd hose it off.

What media, external HDD?

I have some stuff backed up with burned DVDs that I keep at my mom's house seven miles away. I figure that anything that wipes out both our houses at once is gonna give me bigger problems, if I'm around to have them at all. I'd prefer to back up much more than that though (I have ~300GB of /p/hotos) but that's impractical to do with discs

Yeah. Pinch/grab is the optimal way. On top of this rotation.

what do you mean

External HDDs, yeah. I do weekly backups and swap them out once a month.

Also fuck using discs or anything else. If I had less data I'd way rather use SSDs for the speed but I do video work so I need the storage space.

I mentioned the pinch and grab maneuver but I always shower after a number 2, So I'm cleaner than you, you hose pip splattering charlatan. You'll literally have a puddle size spread of turd juice all around your bum and ball zone.
Aye, well it's a sound plan, suppose it depends on peoples proximity to a sink and varying issues with bog roll types etc.

shit in your hands and rub it all over your chest

is this the needful?

The electric company borked me mum's TV with a power surge. My PC was behind a surge protector and escaped being borked. So my tip would be: Get a surge protection strip for all your fancy-pants electronics.

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how the FUCK is this still a thing in 20fucking19?