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How will Tinder measure the height of men and be accurate at it?
Lincoln Ward
Jackson Green
>Data mining now also includes your height
>People will also willingly use that
When will this humanity thing finally end?
Eli Hughes
> Tinder states that only 14.5% of the U.S. male population is actually 6’ and taller
AHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHHAHHAA
Eli Robinson
>25+ matches
L O N D O N
Christian Robinson
>height mattering
Women are going to get a dose of reality and are going to be devastated when most men aren't over 6 ft
Women don't know shit about height or penis size yet they consider both important and think they are experts on it
Jeremiah Harris
Dicks size and girth should be a priority imo for such an application :3
Hudson Phillips
When will manlets learn?
Oliver Walker
>2019-03-29
they won't
Isaiah Kelly
I refuse to believe this is real.
Quality bait though.
Levi Roberts
Manlet detected.
And even so, they won't "get a dose of reality" they will simply reduce their dating pool even more until reality fits their fantasy.
Thomas Diaz
Manlets BTFO!
Caleb Harris
Carter Ross
blog.gotinder.com
>It’s come to our attention that most of you 5’10ers out there are actually 5’6. The charade must stop. This type of dishonestly doesn’t just hurt your matches — it hurts us, too. Did it ever occur to you that we’re 5’6 and actually love our medium height? Did it ever occur to you that honesty is what separates humans from sinister monsters? Of course not.
>You were only thinking of yourself. Well, height-lying ends here. To require everyone under 6’ to own up to their real height, we’re bringing truthfulness back into the world of online dating
Ryan Harris
Brayden Cooper
>5'7
>Say i'm 6'
>They never notice
I'm so fucked
Brody Hall
Can they also introduce blowjob quality verification while they're at it?
Julian Garcia
....
wow
Logan Garcia
>How will Tinder measure the height of men and be accurate at it?
If you meet any person they will probably report that you are lying about your height
Easton James
You're getting checked, kid.
Mason Rodriguez
Or automatic trash cunt verification
Lucas Lee
It'll be deep learning for sure. They'll ask you for a full body photo and use deep learning to get the height from the selfie. There will be ways to trick this.
Nathaniel Taylor
April Fools joke probably.
Isaiah Powell
Darn, you might be right.
Jordan Hill
A bit early for that.
Benjamin Long
Pretty harsh words from Tinder themselves. Wtf they are insulting a very big part of their paying customers. Stupid move.
Jason Martinez
Jesus christ is this some kind of selecting breeding tool farm or something?
Daniel Butler
HOLY SHIT
MANLETS BTFO
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Hudson Nelson
>tfw 5'15"
Jaxson Kelly
I feel attacked and offended
Caleb Martinez
>To require everyone under 6’ to own up to their real height
Jackson Sullivan
Nice, I hope they do the same for weight.
Leo Hall
But user that is fatphobic and not pro feminism or whatever the fuck.
Nathan Williams
>You were only thinking of yourself. Well, height-lying ends here. To require everyone under 6’ to own up to their real height, we’re bringing truthfulness back into the world of online dating
Imagine calling your paying customers selfish liars.
I am pretty sure that most paying customers are men and not the super Chads either.
Cooper Hall
>tinder doing their part to breed manlets out of existence
Glorious.
Kevin Sanders
And they'll keep paying in the hopes of getting pussy even if they call their customers a bunch of cock munching beta fags.
Carson Kelly
FUCK CHADS FUCK ROASTIES THIS IS NOT FAIR
Owen Rogers
>when will they ever learn.
Gabriel Diaz
>95% of the pic are niggers
Brody Jackson
Now add weight verification, ladies.
Aiden Diaz
Funny how almost all on that pic are not even 6/10 and think they deserve anything but a manlet.
Ethan Perez
bittybois embellishing as usual.
Calm down little fella you can barely even tell what half their faces look like
Levi Wood
>tfw 5'4'
it hurts bros
Samuel Brooks
>Heightism Report
Oh my lel
Hudson Wright
This is it, humanity has peaked, it's all downhill from here
Isaac Diaz
>short guys should be forced to become girls
Well then.
Owen Perez
Am I on r9k?
Oliver Myers
Michael Green
That is legit one of the ugliest people I have ever seen that wasn't disfigured by an accident.
Justin Rodriguez
Imagine being so small that even that filthy ghetto thiccness queen wouldn't fuck you. Not only that but you're literally invisible to her. Ouch.
Daniel Green
How deep is your vagene?
Grayson Russell
You fucking wot? Even if I was a manlet, why would I ever fuck that thot? Dark skin instantly is -5 points but that image is just beyond words.
Oliver Fisher
verywellfit.com
>The average height for adult women varies around the world. In the United States, the average woman is a little under 5 feet 4 inches tall at 63.7 inches (161.8 centimeters).
Evan Lewis
6ft 5in fag here
Not him but it's true
Women can't guess size.
Height or dick length.
Alexander Reed
Short women are cuter though.
Eli Sullivan
>No problem with women posting 5 year old photos from when they were 50 lbs lighter.
Connor Sanders
pedo
Kayden Gonzalez
I know and I never disputed that. And the manlet was just a cheap joke don't worry about it.
But seriously if that "feature" isn't a very early April first joke women going on about muh 6ft will simply reduce their dating pool instead of accepting that only like 1 in 8 people in the US actually is 6ft+
Jace Hernandez
You miss my point. It would have to feel awful to know the cocky sheboon wouldn't fuck you even if you wanted to because she thinks you're short and worthless. You're fired before you even have a chance to say you don't want the job.
Chase Evans
Following your analogy I literally decided to not apply to the job before I even knew about the job offering.
Luke Williams
thats probably true and there are a lot of man liars around, i'm 176cm an all the girls i had insisted that i was over 180. also i have an average by statistics penis and half of them would swear it was over 20, wich sadly is not.
Isaac Brooks
For me it sucks because I know that more beautiful women will have even higher standards.
Really my standards aren't that high anyway, she sounds like a cunt, but if she were nice I would be fine with her.
Ian Howard
But then, you're not a thirsty manlet are you. I'm just saying imagine the indignity of it.
Hudson Butler
>Coming soon, Weight verification.
This would be hilarious.
Elijah Evans
landwhales btfo
Jacob Perry
You don't want anything to do with a woman that shallow anyway. She'll jump ship the smallest provocation.
Cooper Bailey
Anyone having that little self respect must be a manlet. And it is absolutely degenerated being so thirsty.
Adam Ross
most of the short ones are niggers anyways Only superior nordic genes from here on out fuck niggers 1488
Aaron Sanders
>there are a lot of man liars around
I know
People will tell me they are 6ft 4+
They'll ask me, and I'll tell em 6ft 4in and they always just freeze up, Because they barely reach my shoulders.
Manlets never learn.
Lucas Nelson
Wouldn't fly. I can hear all the obese twitter feminists screeching about fat shaming already.
Gabriel Barnes
>Expecting anything but the shallowest members of society from tinder.
Joshua Ward
>superior nordic genes
>American
>Imagine being a mudskin 56%er and actually believing you are white let alone nordic
Josiah Clark
This.
standard rule: they need to be 1 head shorter and no shorter than that, so that their qt3.14 head fits right under the chin
Leo Baker
A girl needs to be 4-6in shorter than you.
That's the ideal height.
That way their body links up with yours like a puzzle piece.
Charles Rodriguez
why the fuck did i have to be 5'5 should i just off myself?
Dominic Cruz
>1.65m
Yes you are literally a short girl around here what the actual fuck
Parker Edwards
Tfw 7'
Just kill me
Lucas Williams
There is more to life than women
Brandon Powell
Weight verification when?
Carter White
Nigger, who cares. Stop validating thots and their opinion.
Colton Myers
We can still become the girlfriend, bro.
Mason Sanders
this is a real thing? why? and no I'm not a manlet, I'm 6'4" and trust me being tall hasn't gotten me laid
Jordan Cruz
STANDING BLOWJOBS
I agree, womanlets can be quite cute, however procreation with small woman will destroy your lineage into manletness
Do you want some cunny?
Dominic Sullivan
This. Every time it comes into some measurements in argument i demand they show me how big is 20cm and they're 90% wrong showing around 10cm.
Logan Cook
Soon to be added requirements:
>must have a notch count above 100
>must have at least one violent felony
>must also have a 6 figure job and an immaculate stock portfolio
All of this to bang some trash single mom on tinder.
Julian Long
>caring this much about what people think of you
christ, you guys actually have shit for brains.
Carson Long
>5'7 faggot here
>im fucked
watch them make it mandatory, next will be a filter to sort out anyone below X ft
Caleb Morris
good point
Jonathan Miller
I'm only 5'10 and I do this to my short friends kek
Parker Ross
Can we get a height filter for no women taller than 5' 6''?
Chase Jones
t. enraged shorty
Liam Morris
If corporations launched their april fool's joke monday then europe would miss it
Wyatt Howard
be white
be Mexican
be 6' 2"
LIFE IS GOOD , FEMLETS BE GONE.
Caleb Nelson
Never used it. I've been with my wife for 8 years. And thank fucking Christ because dating becomes more and more of a shit show as time goes on.
Adrian Wood
Do ppl actually care about the height? Isn't it all about the dick size?
>t. 6'6
Eli Howard
this, tall women are disgusting.
short ultra skinny and flat is justice
Connor Roberts
>be white
>be mexican
pick one
Nathan Clark
>be white
>be Mexican
Dominic Baker
My dick is 6.89 inches, is that ok?
Lincoln Parker
Seething manlets
Robert Richardson
Good I refuse foid under 5'8".