ITT we redesign the T O A S T E R sticker

expires: error: segmentation fault (core dumped)

The original expiration date was fine, it was part of the joke, it didn't need to be removed or changed.

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please explain

Make this the expiration date.

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Year_2038_problem

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convincing argument, although I didn't run into that version (there's tons of version if this sticker)

that's cool as a sticker of its own to be honest

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*versions of this sticker

don't bully sammy

Do people actually know what the Japanese reads?
And what font was used?

I get what you were going for but the RMS copypasta sticks out like a sore thumb and looks incredibly forced and not subtle at all. There's plenty of golden RMS quotes you could draw from instead like stallman.org/extra/personal.html

Can someone post the original image?

i.warosu.org/data/g/img/0633/43/1510542003137.png

Thanks user

I like this version better , without the forced pasta

stallman pasta gone, barcode actually works

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The expiry text is also better on the original.

ok, noted for the next iteration. I'm waiting on someone to suggest a fix for the wappanese text before going at it again

>muh minimalism
No. The 01/19/2038 is better. Alternatively 19-JAN-2038 could be used.

I don't speak Japanese. Maybe I'll crosspost this from djt. Or maybe google translated broken japanese fits better.

I meant the text looks better aesthetically. Currently it doesn't fit the rest of the image.

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>left one
something like "i don't think/i wonder if you could understand this internet joke". it's kinda weird though.
>right one
no idea

Thanks for taking off the pasta.

I've been living in Japan, so my Japanese is pretty decent.
The translated text does make sense in regard to syntax, but it does sound completely made on Google translate, so keep it.
Only recommendation is that where it says "の特性," move the Jow Forums logo to have it first. Otherwise it looks way to obvious in regards to trying to sound retarded.

Also, for the date, since it's on top of moon runes, change it to "2038/01/19"?

here's a better translation
わたしはゲイ
中出しの喜びをもっと堪能したい
t. /djt/

あなたはホモですよ
t. Jow Forumsay man

What did the original say?

Me, that Internet joke,which you will not understand

Can you post one in the original blue

The expiry date should be in ISO format.
2019-01-19

Do we have a psd or some other raw available?

cmon dudes, keep it Jow Forums related

lmao nice

THINKPADの中に出したいだぞ。お前らはわからないんだ。

literally just change the Jow Forums and it would be fine. we don't need to redo the entire sticker

it's not 4channel.org/G

better, but no

iToddlers should be changed to install gentoo to get the wincucks too

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We need a refrence to our boy terry.

>replacing the Y2038 reference with some retarded wintard normie spam that was never funny
I mean, anyone who would put this sticker on something as anything other than a gag is definitely that kind of brainless tryhard, but seriously kill yourself you stupid /v/ toddler.

the barcode reads RMS TAD
already fixed, this is the last version so far

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BASED

I need this

post thighs

I would get this one.
Thanks for the changes

>RMS
explain to a brainlet

No. You clearly don't fucking belong here.

initials for both Stallman and Davis.

Guy in the sticky

GNU以外にシステムはありません。Linuxはそのカーネルの1つです。

what about this for the wappanese text, it's "There's no system but GNU, and Linux is one of its kernels"

guess i'll leave
thanks

Seconding this. I'm too lazy to align text this late.

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Where can I order these in multiple of less the 100. I hate ordering stickers online.

nice.

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i'll buy 2 for $70

$14,88 a piece?

Got mine Yesterday

I want to know where can i buy it? The holographic version!

you have better luck just taking the image and ordering it at a printing house, the stores that sell these are always out of stock.

latest version, this as the text.

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why would we redesign it. whats wrong with it. dont fix what aint broke you fuckass.

you're aware there's no "official" version right?
we're just having fun here, you put whatever you want on your laptop as this faggot showed.

ive seen the same Jow Forums approved toaster sticker millions of times. we can just use that ones. its fine. why design another.

For fuck's sake, if none of you guys actually know Japanese, don't fucking put Japanese on it you stupid weeaboos.

there's subtle changes across all of them
it's part of the joke

cringe and redditpilled

prove it friggonigger

Good

日本語を話せよぜ、ボケ

Jow Forums YOU FUCKING SUCK AT DESIGNING A N Y T H I N G YOU BUTTHURT PIECES OF SHIT

god you retards are so cringy with this Jap shit. yikes

welcome to Jow Forums

Can someone put a meta merchant in there somewhere?

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日本語を話せよぜ、ボケ

New QR Code.

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I think that the new Japanese content is funnier, but having GNU and Linux written out, imo, breaks the illusion of it being an "official" sticker.

I also speak Japanese, so i can translate of someone has another funny phrase idea

It's weird because the 私は is completely unnecessary. It's par for the course for English speakers though.

Having 私は in the beginning makes it quite funny. If you meet any person that learned Japanese through books, and had no contact with native speakers, they always start their sentences with "私"
It gives that subtle cringe

What about "this is a real computer, none of that gamer stuff"
"これは本格的パソコンでず。そのゲーマーの物ありません"

この機械はエロゲーをするためだけのものです。

"そのゲーマーの物はありません。"*

これはゲーマーの代物じゃなくて本格的のパソコンである

>mixing formal and informal patterns

relative clause does not have to be formal

That shit actually got me. Pretty good, user.

Pretty good. What you think about "あるでございます。" at the end instead? I think fits the tone
(My kiego isn't that strong, btw)

Not in speech, but when you write stuff it looks weird es fuck. Especially when you try to sound official.

こちはゲーマーの代物でございません、本格的パソコンはでございます。

???

if you're going to remove the の after a na-adjective at least replace it with a な

違う

こちはゲーマーの代物でございません、本格的なパソコンはでございます。

Sorry, i slipped. My Japanese is mostly spoken, so i fuck particles up way more often than i should

no need to stack them user, だ=である=
です=であります=でござる=でございます

I mean you can, but there's no point if you've already made a declaration of existence.

I would personally go with something like

>!注意 誤って取り扱いをするとゲイに成りそうであろう。

keep it simple but authoritative.

Please check the grammar for the jap shit.

Also, please don't use some shitty font. At least use something actually designed for Japanese like noto. Google has free nip fonts to choose from.