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do the chinks sell HDDs? are they any good?

dont ever buy anything from them. it will break very soon

>as mentioned in a previous thread, bought cheap ass car radio off ebay
>failed to make sure I was buying from US only, got chink seller
>item arrived days late
>hook it up, doesn't even light up or anything
>test it with multimeter and 12v power station
>totally non-functional right out of the box
>open return on ebay
>"How about I give you $5 and you take it to a technician to get it repaired?"
>no, gib refund
>"Pls don't be mad. How about I give you $5 and you take it to technician to get it repaired dear?"
>escalate to ebay and leave worst possible feedback on seller
Stop calling me dear you creepy bugmen.

Why is the sell page recommending buttplugs for me? I don't even buy fag shit from anywhere

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Any aliexpress or recommendations from other places for an amplifier for my MB Quart speaker's (4ohm / 200watt)

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Dear, please understand

Hello dear :)

What are some /csg/ essentials I can buy for cheap?

Kz ATE
Shark SD card
Ruizu X02

/csg/ what's a cheap chink table that's good for reading manga that I can install a custom rom on? Preferrably a 8-10 inch one and at least 1080p resolution.

Just ordered a pair of tin t3 and a silicone case for my mi9. Will jack ma bless me with nonchinkery?

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Mi Pad 4 / 4 Plus

There are the mi pad 4 and 4plus, but their screen response is godawful supposedly. You can also go for a 2nd hand tab s2 9.8 inch version, the one with snapdragon processor.

>tfw customer opens dispute

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Both are still expensive I was hoping something around 100$. Maybe having a custom rom makes it a bit too expensive. I'll try to save some money first then try to ask again next time.

post cool shit that i should buy to make my home part of the chink botnet

>I was hoping something around 100$
Teclast M89 is a decent choice for manga since it has a 4:3 retina display. Currently on sale for $129:
aliexpress.com/item/Teclast-M89-Android-7-0-Tablet-PC-Hexa-Core-3GB-32GB-MTK8176-2-1GHz-7-9/32910052352.html

That's why I suggested the tab s2. They're really cheap 2nd hand, and their screens are much better than anything chinkmade.

Hey /csg/, does anyone have a reliable source for non-counterfeit high-current 18650s? I need a bunch to fix my cordless drill.

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>around the 11.11 sale
>two friends asked me to put keyboards together for them
>decide I want a fresh keyboard too
>buy ~300 Gateron Greens
>they took so long that I'd forgotten about ordering them
>only now arrived
>already received a refund because it was beyond the guaranteed period
I feel like I just chinked the chinks.
Do I prepare for the Chinese mafia?

lygte-info.dk/review/batteries2012/Panasonic NCR18650B 3400mAh (Green) UK.html

Looks good but they don't ship where I am. Was thinking of going with instead.
aliexpress.com/store/product/Teclast-M20-4G-Network-Tablet-PC-MT6797-X23-Deca-Core-3GB-4GB-RAM-32GB-64GB-ROM/1726325_32917252127.html

Well I'll save for now. Maybe by the time I get enough money I can get them cheaper.

>high-current
How high?

pretty sure they'll already cause a horrible accident and die on the way to the airport.

pkcell ones work fine and their ratings are exact, dunno about if 3 or 4 amps classify as high current draws for them but thats as much as ive tested some

People that like the same things as you like also like buttplugs. Therefore it's likely that you're going to buy one as well.

No such thing as a good chink 18650. They're almost all overrated on capacity, and often claim peak currents as continuous ones. Buy some Sony/Panasonic/LG/Samsung ones if you don't want them to explode.

mi band 3 or amazfit bip?

They're different things imo. Do you want something stealthy, cheap? Mi band 3. Do you want something that actually looks like a watch and has some more things, but at 2x+ the price? Amazfit.

What are you waiting on, /csg/?

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NOOOO
I only tried to chink Ali once but it looks like they didn't take it.
Hey Portuguese user from yesterday, how does your 9 fake accounts look now?

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>2.77 for a cable
What are you doing niBBa

I haven't had success with buying JUST 1 cent items. I have been buying some the 1 cent alongside 6$ worth of stuff (using the 5$ coupon). Those are going pretty well, I've got my method down working more or less right. Did you do that on the phone? Jack Ma doesn't like the browser. Besides, your browser has a unique fingerprint, so even in incognito, it is easy to spot that's you.

Is there any cheap screwdriver set like the Wiha/Xiaomi set but with a less round driver?

I used the Ali app on a 2nd old smartphone I almost never use anymore. Made a burner Gmail account but it is easy to see I am spoofing them when I use the same name, address and credit card.

Happiness.

If you want to try again, change the name a bit, put your last name in front. In the address, write "Park av" instead of "Park avenue" I'm sure your language has these abbreviations, whatever that is. Regarding credit card, you need to use another payment method. Can you use PayPal? Aliexpress doesn't know its your credit card if you use them.

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Enough for a cordless drill, so I assume upwards of 10A.

>Buy some Sony/Panasonic/LG/Samsung ones
That's what I meant, but where do I get genuine ones instead of chink counterfeits? It's nearly impossible to tell until you put them in a charger capable of measuring capacity and internal resistance.

What does the picture say?

Gopnik density map of Nizhny Novgorod

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Lol, nice, cheers.

best milgauss "homage"?
i found one a few weeks ago but I didn't add it to my wishlist and I can't remember what store I saw it on

Thanks, I will just buy the $5 off $6 items.

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>still no decent full screen coverage screen protector with easy installation for 9se
kinda disappointing
also is hydrogel screen protectors a thing or a shitty meme?

Description says:
>almost never scary
>scary at night
>scary at any time
>you can go outside, but not too frequently
>you should never go outside
>too scary to even mention it

Its hard to trust anybody when it comes to 18650. 3 weeks ago I bought some 18650 enepowers (19.39 USD pr cell, very expensive) from the biggest battery specialist store locally. The cells turned out to be too thick and when I opened the heat shrink I saw they where fake. Got a refund in the end.

Alright /csg/
I don't need a knife meme, my grandfather's buck knife works fine for chink shit unboxing
I picked up some muji pens
bought a mi mix 2s
have some iem's coming
What's the next meme product I should fall for

What chink multitool is essential /csg/core

Any recs on good watches? Or pirated brands?

Lenovo Tab 2 or 3.

>should jam his fat cock down her throat instead
Jesus christ.

youtu.be/b60OZhrTB6o

aliexpress.com/item/2016-new-chinese-military-folding-portable-shovel-WJQ-308-multifunction-camping-spade-dibble-emergency-garden-outdoor/32626142613.html

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Guanqin, Starking, Cadisen

>2pcs of 32gb chink branded sd card for less than $2 total using burner account and newcomer coupon
and the wait begins once again

what the fuck are the PLA fighting

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this is great thx for sharing

search on reddit

All of the American HDD companies get their shit from chinks. It's all about sourcing; you have to pick the best quality companies

And maybe do your own QC

What do I search to find the chink mod mic thing? I just want to turn my old ath-m20x into a headset for my lb

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they have their own production and for example WD drives are made in malaysia and thailand not china. for most things from big serious companies you're not going to find the real deal much cheaper on aliexpress (there are some exceptions of course like those mickey mouse companies that put their own logo on the cheapest chink packing tape dispenser but instead of getting the chink tape dispenser you're better off buying a higher quality one from a real brand like 3M or tesa they're not even that expensive.

programming socks

buying a cable that won't die after 3 months

mother fucking nigger cock
I was buying some trn v30's just now and didn't chose the one with the microphone option and submitted the order
It's already charged my card
how long does it take to refund if I cancel now

that's a good price if it's a proper fast charging cable, cheaper ones tend to be scams

Anons, what Mi Bluetooth speaker is best?

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People with the same IP (aka your dad/wife) is looking for a buttplug. That's why.

anker soundcore

Chink Gods of Audio Autism please forgive me
Flesh is weak

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Hello friens,

Im looking for a chink desktop dac that doesnt break the bank, say sub $100.

Also digital input would be ideal

Can anyone here help me out?

Thanks

>What's the next meme product I should fall for
knife meme

Did you get some anal action?

esp32 development

what do you have with poo holes bro

anyone has a good chink mouse for gaming ?

Check the last thread for recs

the razer deathadder 3.5g (3500dpi) that are being sold on aliexpress are real according to user but just get a deathadder elite for $49 on amazon

Anyone got one of these?
Is it as comfy as it seems?

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Who makes the best bluetooth aux adapter?

quick what are some cheapo kitchen crap that would actually be useful?

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No guarantee that it's proper stainless and not just chrome plated zinc (got that on a frying pan handle once), so I'd give it a miss. But knives and the like are probably ok.

Some a few months ago had the first version. Said it was pretty comfy

The only option is the $100 endgame the Khadas Tone Board.

the corkscrew is definitely steel since it's just folded. the peeler is definitely zinc alloy on the handle since steel is much harder (expensive) to cast into that kind of a shape. the blade on it would be steel though. don't care about zinc alloy body since my current stainless peeler is all kinds of nasty.

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Finally stateside.

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No, that sort of peeler would usually have steel rolled into shape for the handle, or steel tube simply squashed into shape. Same with the struts, they'd be folded steel because zinc can't be folded and retain its strength. Only where you see a cast looking shape is it likely to be zinc.

that's what I just said? is cast zinc, is steel which i currently have. the steel is a huge pain in the ass to clean though and nasty after a few years which is why im downgrading to the cast zinc

Oh yeah, my bad.

Can someone post that list of good coupons?

In my experience, if you get the payment accepted, they might block the account but you'll receive the non 1 cent items, which is still pretty good obviously.

>chinaman ships your order quickly
best feeling in the whole world

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My stuff is always shipped quickly. I've always had a pretty good experience with Ali, even with their random standard shipping.

Gearbest tho.....

>pick AliExpress standard shipping
>gets switched to China post and will take an extra 20-30 days
What the fuck do I do

wait

You mean wait for it to change itself or wait for an extra 30 days because fuck me?