I'm British. Ask me anything

I don't speak Arabic

what is your opinion on leafs?

I don't know because I don't go outside

And you have the cheek to claim to be British. Damn proxy users.

Wot why
I put up with Brit people's annoying whiny neurotic behaviour all the time and still like them
(´._.｀)

How often does the sun shine in your country?

waht

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No. I don't go outside and my home town doesn't have a huge amount of trees

Rarely...

Is that why you hate Australians?

mmk

Fucking Kill Yourself

Your queen isn't worth shit you know

your ancestors were criminals. You rose from the dregs of society to become 1 on a continent full of deadly creatures.

Actually she makes millions

faggot

>convict meme
you need to read about that period of time better.

do bongs think we're unironically criminals or something

Yes

We actually sent criminals to America for twice as long as we sent them to Australia.

The difference is I'm kinda scared to piss off the most powerful country in the western world and you're just a continent full of spiders

Well in that case we're the friendliest criminals you'll ever meet

are you a fat nigger or wh*te?

White, 1/8th Malaysian, 1/8th Spanish, 1/4 Welsh and 1/2 English

Why are Australianons better than gay Brits?

Because any normal man is better than a gay
British are better than gay Australians too

Brits are gay by default, no exceptions

did your qaran tell you that?

Oh no you called us gay, so offensive! >:(

Why don't you brush your teeth?

What kind of heat is used on your house? Natural gas furnace?

Have tomatoes always been part of a full English? Seems weird to me

hes a pleb

Does England exist?

based cornish

It took me 5 hours to decide (because I was sleeping) but yes we exist

I'll have you know I'm bisexual

Because I honestly don't care about life anymore

I can't say because I haven't had a full English in 4 years

Actually we use an electric oven. Gas is only really used for heating nowadays

are your teeth crooked?

Me personally? Yes.

hi british. i'm dad.

do you drink tea alot?

When are you converting to islam?

>do you drink tea alot?
Not him, but I'm drinking tea right now.
9:43 am, second cuppa of the morning.

>When are you converting to islam?
Honestly, never I'd fight to the death first.
I've tried to talk to Muslims (at work and ex-neighbours), they are incapable of taking moral responsibility for the decisions or actions, everything is delegated to 'allah' or the 'koran'. It's the ultimate in cop outs for the terminally stupid or moral coward who is unable or unwilling to stand by the consequences of their own decisions.

Yes actually

Never you fucking scammer