Cables are obsolete. Wireless is the futu-*click*

>Cables are obsolete. Wireless is the futu-*click*

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>cables are the only reliable solu-

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>*Knock* *Knock* *Knock*
>This is the FCC, we have a warrant. Open up!.

Is the FCC really that badass?

why the fuck so something that illegal with wifi when you can just spam deauth packets?

They usually get no-knock warrants.

why the fuck so something that illegal with faces when you can just spam fists?

absolutely based chinese jammer

I can't wait until some dipshit startup company relying on 5G loses 1000s of dollars because a Jow Forumsentooman unleashes the jammer at a most opportune time.

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>1000s of dollars
is a lot of money.
Ok DR Evil

Isn't spamming deauth illegal too?

Based nigger.

dude just tampering with email headers is illegal. if you compare the capabilities of the average programmer to the legal system, their capabilities are extremely illegal.

util the dipshit gentooman is caught, fined $50,000 and thrown in federal prison

>*Knock* *Knock* *Knock*

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>I'm going to emit RF that can easily be tracked to me!

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>Wireless is obsolete. Cable is the futu-*snip*

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I read about a bitcoin miner who has a room in his house filled with miners, and Verizon came to his door and said to shut whatever is blocking our towers down or the FCC will be here tomorrow to fine you. So it's not just the FCC, it's the corporate thugs too. Oh wait the FCC are corporate thugs lmao

OH and HAM radio operators, AND coast guard or any other federal/state agency that has significant radio operations, will triangulate your ass in minutes and have people looking for you.

>bought one of those bluetooth cables
>wi-fi and especially LTE works like a jammer for it
>stutters like a motherfucker in crowded spaces like shops
Well fugg I'll never fall for the bluetooth meme again.

And now your wireless doesn't work either because you disconnected the cable to the wap.
Great job you absolute retard.
If low latency is of any concern wireless will literally never be viable over fibre or even just copper.

>bluetooth cables
What the actual fuck is a bluetooth cable?

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But can it 5g?

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...one hour later

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phew, good thing I hid that jammer in my obnoxious neighbors house!

>tfw I just jam key fobs and get their rf codes.
>way too small to detect from fcc.
>mfw

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is the last cop spraying the second last?

>And now your wireless doesn't work either because you disconnected the cable to the wap.
LMAO you don't have 5G yet?

>she doesn't use 802.11w

where can I buy this?
asking for a friend

thesignaljammer.com
but you can build it

>Is the FCC really that badass?
they have their own SWAT vests for raiding pirate radio stations. fuck around with a memefeng and get triangulated by boomers and find out how serious fcc nerds take their job.

*blocks your path*

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this will 100% get you into federal prision
the fcc does not fuck around when it comes to jammers

*unblocks my path*

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>Is the FCC really that badass?
Not with the current corporate jizz guzzling chair.

Imagine blocking remote control signal...
Hehehe.

I run 4 Aironet APs on different channels in the 2.4 band with the gain turned all the way up just to disrupt my neighbors' shitty CenturyLInk and Comcast residential gateways.

*block your path*

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>there are people on this board right now who actually think wireless a better solution than wired.

i want that thing

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its some old radio autist meme. most of those people are already dead and fcc is only in usa

It's illegal

>not snipping that skinny ass chain

Seriously you guys are so narrow minded.

>5g is a legit concern
>shit like this dramatizes it to appeal to dumb soccer moms
>makes it feel like a joke
This almost feels like a form of reverse propagation like those anti-smoking ads

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truckers get vanned even when they are traveling in their trucks for fucking around on CB radio. so I doubt someone putting something like this in their house would be too hard for the FCC to find.
I remember seeing something about a guy who used a phone jammer in traffic to stop people from using their phones near him and he got caught some how.

CB radio is a bad example because the "community" is full of rats.

>be inside
>aim a 44 magnum at the door
>pull the trigger
>hear UT voice over: m-m-monster kill!

I can't wait until some dipshit startup company relying on 4G loses 1000s of dollars because a Jow Forumsentooman unleashes the jammer at a most opportune time.

Wireless is shit anyway. It is built around convenience nothing more.

If you care about security, performance and reliability. Wired is only way to go.

>But you can cut a wire!
Yes, but you can also cause RF jamming or destroy the antenna which achieves the same thing.
>Mah clutter!

It isn't really that difficult to tidy-up and organize cabling.