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imagine being a chinese NPC

I've spent almost $200 during the sale. Fucking hell boyos

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Only managed to make 2 orders of the 10 i needed with the new account trick. I'll do more at the next sale i hope. Do you guys have tips to do it better?

The sale is almost over. How much did everyone end up spending?

What did you get?

too much

std from a mexican whore

$200+ only because of the coupons someone posted here. Fuck

42 bucks using the 8off50 coupon. I'm not very good at buying shit.

vest + ballistic plates, some vertical mice, some cables, mic and a dac

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Dunno, I just managed to get 1 order. It could be that ali does a check on IP, fingerprint or card.
Some information I gathered:
1) My card has been associated with 3 accounts, my main one, an inactive one I used to buy something with the welcome coupon, and third being the only one I managed to get a 0.01 item.
2) When you register more than one account under the same IP it will ask for phone verification.
3) You can create 3 or 4 accounts per phone number.
4) Both app and web do some advanced client-side fuckery to authenticate logins. Also, if you sniff its traffic you can see that it reports back with a lot of information about your device and its surroundings.

/diy/ gave me a bad link and hasn't fixed it yet. which ender 3 kit should i get? there's multiples that look the exact same on the official store

RIP your DAC

$20 after using the 5of25 coupon. I only needed some basic cables so I dont even know why I spent $20 on other shit I didn't even need. Fuckin chinks.

You actually got that bulletproof vest? I thought you were kidding. wtf

>vest + ballistic plates
Madman, where do you live?

$459

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Yes bro. I hope it'll just be another useless item, but who knows. I had to satisfy my inner doomsday prepper.

Eastern Yurop

L O N D O N
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>Eastern Yurop
to be honest I'd rather be there than germany or france at the moment

Any coupons?

I FINALLY BOUGHT THE POCOPHONE

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same

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I wonder if you'd say the same thing if you made 3 times less money for the same job

eh I don't have a job

you wouldn't have NEETbux then

I don't have neetbux, I'm a student.

the web/desktop login uses a webgl canvas to get a unique fingerprint from the device being used, not many people know that and get 'busted' easily.

your good boy allowance would be way lower then

don't forget to log in into those alts accounts you have, i just got a 4$ dollars off 5$ coupon

Check the last thread

Anyone have any expericince with these chink dumbphones, they look pretty cool

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Like 13 dollars.

$18, give or take. But chances are some of it won't arrive properly because delivering to my door is a sketchy situation (no letterbox, door opens onto busy street, ape flatmates) but I remain hopeful for my logic analyser, ICs, PCB rivets, and automatic centre punch.

oof

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>everyone is a dumb american
durrr

>living in the middle east

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Well, if you're living in a shitty place ig you can get this. But if you just want a feature phone then just get an old Nokia off Ali or ebay.

about to buy this m.aliexpress.com/item/32920572370.html
is there a better choice at this price?
also care to share any promocodes?

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>BA 10
O NO NO NO NO NO

>T I N T 2

what should i get then?
it's a code? it doesnt seem to work

The "Tin Audio T2" is a favourite around here. You need to do the bass mod though (adding a piece of blu-tak in the bass vents to improve the sound).

Check last thread for codes

im looking for an mp3 player that
has micro usb.
takes microSD cards
can play most modern formats.
what is my best bet ?

Are you actually trusting the chinks to stop bullets for you?

I'm expecting Jack Ma to personally stop the assailant with a chinese-made katana

Anyone have good experience with any chink headphones? Seems like they'd be the worst thing to buy chink especially with the end pieces being so fragile.

They're the best in the sub $100 price range

i think im going with as10. I'm not into modding stuff.
they expired or do not work. link me the post please. thanks

I'm seeing what look like decent headphones at a 10 - 20 dollar price range but I have no idea if it's worth it, i've never gambled with chink headphones before.

>i think im going with as10
Don't, the KZs with a bunch of drivers have shitty frequency response. Get something like the Revonext QT2 or whatever /iemg/ shills. Yes, there's actually a general for IEMs, did you know that?

Let him spend his money, user. He seems content to do so.

Only:
>samsung328
>Lucky9
work now

saw a cheaper ugandan knuckles plush in the app, the search on the website is broken for me again, makes me wonder how much i fucked up by researching on the website

aliexpress.com/item/25cm-Anime-Ugandan-Knuckles-Plush-Toy-Soft-Stuffed-Figure-Doll-Kids-Toy-Children-Boys-Girls-Birthday/32931129662.html

i wouldn't mind buying chink phones if they didn't have such awful names

jesus christ

aliexpress.com/item/Cartoon-Tom-Jerry-Mouse-Plush-Toys-Cute-Hamster-Animal-Stuffed-Plush-Dolls-for-Kids-Children-Gifts/32858667528.html

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Ordered a mi 9 se in blue and this case for my sister, ring cases with spots for car mounts are comfy

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what's going to be the next pocophone?

boku no picophone

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nice

This is what holds me back from buying ching chong phones because I have T-Mobile.

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Tried not to spend too much. I spent about $60, but I was tempted to spend double that amount. I want to give my parents one of these dash cams for their car. I owe them a gift.

About $11 for four items

First time I've seen this shit and I've been buying chink shit for 2 years.
How could I fuck up this seller ? Force them to cancel the order themselves ?

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I got this and just ignored it. They re messaged me with a lower requested charge as well.

kek

FUCK CHINKS

Which one?

aliexpress.com/store/product/BAILI-Luxury-Silver-Color-double-edge-blade-razor-classic-safety-razor-twist-open-head-for-men/2130121_32656664030.html

aliexpress.com/store/product/Men-Double-Edge-Safety-Shaving-Razor-Adjustable-1-6-Files-Classic-Double-Edge-Razors-1-handle/2164101_32791325508.html

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I used two $5 off $20 coupons so slightly over $30

Is there an equivalent to CamelCamelCamel with Aliexpress?

I'm looking to get a Pocophone...
Also, should I get the F1, or wait for details on the F2?

Mi Mix 2s, Mix 3 and Mi8/Mi9 are compatible with T-Mobile

Anyone recommend cost-effective bike pumps?

xaxaxaxaxa

Hmmmm. I think this is worse than the like button.

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the sale ends in 21 hours, what should I buy?

>chinkshit.xyz/random/
>first go
some random usb lightfan thing
>second go
6 inch male prostate dildo vibrator.
hmm.

bought some lingerie and handcuffs for use with the gf, thanks china

So, for future reference, i should never login from desktop? I used 3 different devices but that didn't seem to help

what the fuck?

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>stipend falls on 15th
>didn't get to buy anything during the sale
>since I wasn't buying I didn't even check to see if there were any ali coupons
goddamnit, I should've starved myself for three weeks, this just hurts
>blogpostend.exe

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they're gonna make me waste the fucking $2 coupon innit?

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Good DMM, worth buying anyway. Better have bought from a legit seller though.

same, cancelled

Bought way too much of those things. It'll be a very interesting few weeks.

is there a way I can select more than 10 orders in the "my orders" page on aliexpress?
there was an error while processing the payment and now I have all of my orders awaiting payment and I can't select them all to pay them all at once, since I bought more than 10 products, which means I will have to pay cc fees per every page of orders I have.
help!

What kind of cc has fees for paying an order?

Try using the app, you should be able to select "orders awaiting payment" and pay for all of them at once, in the website is impossible.

I tried the app, but it only lets me select multiple items on the wish list.
I can't select anything in the my order page.

I think I'll just ignore it like the first user, chinks don't like to cancel order themselves, so they'll probably send the product, or maybe some white powder, who knows

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I'd do this as well. I mean, look at , it's clearly a copied text (the " gave it up). The chinks do the same thing with seeds. "Please buy more seeds dear, otherwise shipping will be more expensive that what you paid". Ignore.

APR1 promo code for $1 off $4

When I saw this I immediately wondered when aliexpress did a Mars mission instead of realizing it's April. Even though I saw other jokes.

Trying to preorder gives you $1 off $4 though.

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Where is the 20 dollar chink modmix?

Obviously quality items aren't recommended, but has anyone ever ordered any decent knits?

Is gome an okay brand for phones? This shit seems ridiculous

banggood.com/GOME-U7-5_99-Inch-NFC-3050mAh-Iris-Recognition-4GB-RAM-64GB-ROM-Helio-P25-Octa-Core-4G-Smartphone-p-1406753.html