This fortune will foretell the future of Windows

Okay, trying again for iOS:

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

Cool. Now Android's future:

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

>Your fortune: Better not tell you now

OH NO NO N ON ONO

Is 2k19 the year of the Linux Desktop?

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

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CIA niggers on their way.

Terry btfo

ANDROID BTFO

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does my gf love me

👌

This post decide's the fate of this user's relationship

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

Fortune for itoddlers:

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

roll for dubs and godly luck

Your fortune: Bad Luck

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roll

Your fortune: Outlook good

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Test

!fortune
!roll 1d6+5

how many points needed?

MACCHADS VENERATED

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test

Will i pass ny engineering exam tomorrow?

Test

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

Test again

say bye bye to your anus

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

Testan

Testarino

Figured as much. I barely looked over op amps

How do I fortune frens?

You don't need any luck believe in your potential.

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

will I get with that cute girl I like?

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

Let's see.

Your fortune: Average Luck

Install Gentoo

based that's better than nothing

others work the same, presumably, but I'm repping this over as my boards as I can find.

Dice 1d6 works exactly like /tg/'s

Let's see your fortune.

Your fortune: Outlook good

HOW MANY POINTS FOR FORTUNE REEEEEE♣️

as

'bout 300

Is it year of GNU/Linux?

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

Your fortune: Godly Luck

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Yes, it's my year.

Your fortune: Average Luck

Test

Testetto

GNU/NT

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HOW DO I ROLL FORTUNE AND DICE AND USE EMOJIS

Your fortune: Bad Luck

Rolled 2 (1d6)

if 5 mods give user some likes

Fuck ny🐰

Will Bill Gates come back for Windows 11?

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!fortune
!roll 1d6+5

Test again

Trying again.
#fortune
!fortune

And again

Wow i'm a tripfag now. Okay, trying again

Okay, i'm done for now

#fortune

You're doing it wrong

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

>fortune

Oh, now I get it. No chance for a phoneposter, then

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Imagine being a scorelet

Stallman confirmed as Microsoft CEO

How do you see this? I can't computer

Will Bill Gates come back for Windows 11?: ( ´_ゝ`)ﾌｰﾝ

Test

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nani

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I can't fortune too :/
I remember back in the day you needed to put #fortune on the options field, but it doesn't seem to work

Will reactos ever be a good replacement for windows?

Your fortune: Godly Luck

Yes, they will achieve Windows 10 compatibility in 10 years, screencap this.

Will it be within 10 years?

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

>screencap this
why ? i can just like it

hmmm

hmmmmmmmmmm

That doesn't bode well. Trying again.

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

hahaha

test

Rolled 3 (1d6)

newfag

Like if you agree xDDD