Boycott php. Don't write a line of php even if your boss demands it. Only remove lines of php

Boycott php. Don't write a line of php even if your boss demands it. Only remove lines of php.

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PHP is pretty good, if a bit inconsistent in edge cases.
Its just that there are alternatives that are more specialized but more appropiate in most cases

okay, but i will literally fail my bachelor if i do this
worth ?

Yes

Never.
PHP is my goto language for most shell scripting.

The point of school is to lie to the proflessor and tell them they are smart. The code you are forced to write in school doesn't count.

>php
>personal homepage tools
>shell
this is why IT is shit these days

murdoch chan a cute

Thats just a womanjack

preach

love you murdoch chan

Yeah sure, and JS is great right?
Fucking zoomer front-end web developers thinking they can program.

javascript is infinity better than php, but honestly with webassembly you should even be abandoning javascript within the next 15 years.

PHP is 100% based

Who said anything about JS? Why pulling a strawman, how would you even conclude that I'm a zoomer, when i point out that PHP which is for web development is the reason why IT is shit these days.

Your entire answer is so fucking retarded, that it couldn't even possibly be a troll but the average response of de/g/enerate that buys 10 thinkpads to impress his dakimakura waifu.

luk bud it's either php js or webasm take yer pick

upboated

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>t. python nigger
what's wrong, faggot? is it difficult for you to find a job?

PHP is the only right choice for backend development and JS is precisely the reason why IT is shit these days. Do I have to remind you about electron or the milions of frameworks used to make simple webpages weight 20MB?

Maybe you think downloading a node module to avoid writing two lines of code is a bright future.

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I prefer perl myself
t. unemployed

>using the name as justification against using something for other tasks
Yes, this IS why IT sucks dick these days.

And say goodbye to all those easy WordPress gigs? Yeah...

PHP is _THE_ most based language in existence
>PHP = 90's sports car
>Go/Ruby/Aspie.net C# = base model chevy cruze/nissan versa

Why?❌

I'm both php and js, with data binding the js looks pretty tidy, just sayin'

>Everyone who is intelligent enough to realize that PHP is a deeply flawed language must write a different language... and since I'm a retard fuck PHP developer, there is only one other language I know: JavaScript! So they must be JS developers! I love PHP! PHP 7 fixed EVERYTHING by implementing return type and parameter type hints, like C did 40 years ago! So modern!

I drive an MR2 turbo and I write PHP for a living. Fuck these bitchmade faggots

+10 internets if it's a first gen MR2 with the 4AGE

php was created because web devs were to stupid for perl

>perl logo is an onion

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Nigga it's a turbo that means sw20 best generation

>Only remove lines
based and Terry pilled

> not using hack

This.

This user knows. The AW11 generation had a supercharger option, not a turbo, and the W30 model was the underpowered naturally aspirated only, convertible only model.

This

>php
THE BEST PREPROCESSOR

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...

ha femjacks are worth less than wojacks in the meme economy

>Php
>only works on request
>scripting language
No thanks. Il stick to c++, where all your pajeet languages come from.

Tits or gtfo

And redpilled.

Simple way to get a 'Website Management' job.

Have the ability to go in and update plugins every month...
Update the PHP version on the shared hosting plan to a newer one every year.

BOOM, easy $/€/£500 a year.

making 6 figures a year with it, it's quite comfy desu

only 500 a year? doesnt seem worth it

Not when it's a side job to your main job and you have multiple websites to "Manage"

I have about 20 websites that I manage and still work for 40 hours a week in tech support. :D

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