Alcohol is objectively just poison and anyone who drinks it is a fool. Why would you drink poison...

Alcohol is objectively just poison and anyone who drinks it is a fool. Why would you drink poison? Even if it's a relatively weak one?

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to get fucked up

make brain go slowlier

First time i got drunk i found happiness that ive been longing for so long

Oxygen is also a poison yet here we are

Fukc off achmed

Everything can be a weak poison your argument is invalid.
Source: You can literally die from anything in excess amounts.

what about love an affection?
or happiness?

ill fuck up u faggot

>too much love causes you to do stupid shit which can be toxic
>too much happiness causes you to lose touch with your current reality, emotions and sense of self which can be toxic
Everything in moderation leaf.

This is the best advice you given to anyone ever

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you know I was really really relentlessly wasted but last week I was still coherent enough to realize afterwards what you told me was basically a highly tl;dr version of "man the fuck up faggot"

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And I just saved that image

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go drink oil, fucking car
stupid ai

I use to love smoking weed, but after moving to Taiwan, I had to stop. Instead, I drink. I've since stopped drinking because frankly, it is kinda boring.

Thanks doc.
You are the best poster.

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>Nut

air is poison
the oxygen cause oxidation which slowly kill you
why would you keep on breathing?

Yup. That's all life is. Manning the fuck up and realizing your troubles are the same as everyone else's.
All the world is a stage and all the men and women merely players. They have their entrances and their exits and one man in his life plays many parts.
The actors in our theaters may be different but the show is still the same.
It's all yours Lori.

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is it snowing there?

snowflakes sure are here, many of'em.

>snow
>in vegas

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>snow
Because you often ask, yes it has finally started snowing up here.

>Lori.
The fuck you call me

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that doesn't happen?
crushed

You should go make a snowman and make a giant snow dick and balls for him.
Would you prefer Sally there zoomy or maybe Molly? What about Tiffany? I think you look like a Crystal to me. Maybe a Honey? Oh don't tell me you're a Candy that's a stripper name sweetie.
Hell no. The coldest it gets here is like 50 degrees (it's actually 48 here now). Snow requires rain which we don't get in Vegas.
Do you get snow there or does it all just fall into space?

I'd say sugar but I'm sweet enough but no stripper names, fag back.

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Not that much snow yet. It's just been enough to be a light coat on the ground. Maybe later I'll do that.

its was 40C here today
that's like a million in insane yank numbers
as far as I know it hasn't snowed here since the ice ages
but the idea of it being so cold the sky freezes and falls on you is somehow comforting on a day like today