What's his endgame?
What's his endgame?
Java world domination
shitting on every street
...WITH NO SURVIVORS!
a JVM in every process
What is a Durga?
Must be a very brave man to teach java in Microsoftland.
>"more than 1k people in a single classroom"
>assumed he does online class with streaming to more than a thousand people
>no, it's literally a gigantic hall with more than a thousand indians sitting in
imagine the smell
imagine the smell
>a gigantic hall with more than a thousand indians shitting in
I don't want to imagine the smell
>More than 1100 people in a single classroom
He wasn't joking.
Nagoor Sir Presents
>1100 people contractually prohibited by allah to wipe their asses
>Indians
>Allah
why do flyover fuckwits attempt comedy?
More than 2000 Members In a Single Class Room.
One and only street shitter with more than 1100 poos in a single designated shitting street
He's a weapon (of Durgasoft) to surpass META GEAR
Remember, India is hot and humid af, and there is no aircon or deodorant. The smell would be many times worse than you would expect.
>Ask a White man what he does.
>"I work in tech"
>Ask a pajeet what he does
>"I am an expert in Java, with degree from IIT and certification from Microsoft."
Why are Indians so shameless? Is it because they need to constantly promote themselves in a country that values appearances more than substance?
Yeah, it looks like this place is being cooled by ceiling fans.
being a millionaire shitskin chad
>Weapon of DURGASOFT
ayy
holy shit
(literally)
>Why are Indians so shameless? Is it because they need to constantly promote themselves in a country that values appearances more than substance?
Yes. If you go to the Durgasoft site you'll see that most of the instructors have "accolades" like experience and certs.
/V/TARDS OUT REEEEEEEEEEEE
DISLIKED!!1
Literally me
a quarter of india is muslim
stands to reason that there'd be some of them in that crowd
thing is, the muslims are mandated by the quaran to wipe their ass
in a ritualized fashion (they have to praise allah after every wipe)
it's more likely that the other indians are the poopypants.
though, since they're all poos at the end of the day, chance is none of them wipe their asses
hence why they all smell like shit
Comfy website.
2000 students in same classroom
Nagoor Babu SIR is based
are there any videos of him talking?
Getting in the sticky. See
see
(1000 karma is required to view images on this board.)
the smell...
>Google headquarters, Android division, 2019
why nobod is at least taking notes in papel??
It seems that they dislike writing down on paper.
MODS, STICK THIS SHIT!
>Ask a White man what he does.
>proceeds to talk about how good Google is and how much they like niggers and social justice
>country that shits in streets
>wasting paper on notes when they dont even wipe
Next April Fool's, this should happen on Jow Forums.
Nothing else, just this extra post in the sticky.
And then it stays after April 1st is over
>angular
>10 years of experience
>Initial release 2.0 / 14 September 2016; 2 years ago[1]
not sure why anyone would think that was a good thing
>that website
user...
CORE
JAVA
SATISFACTION
To become best java guru in world
ICON OF JAVA
Comfy. Though at first I thought he was going to talk about design patterns.
They're all the biggest liars and con artists in the tech world. False certifications, name-dropping nothing is too far for them in their quest for self-promotion.
public class DurgaSoft {
static int poo_in_street;
static Currency currency = Currency.RUPEE;
@Autowired
static MrDurgaSolution sirDurga;
public static void main(String[] args) {
{
List pajeetList =PajeetFactory.initPajeetList();
for (Pajeet p : pajeetList) {
poo_in_street++;
sirDurga.addRupees(currency.getValue());
}
}
}
}
this guy can probably afford a hooker a night in India, a true self-made man
Indian goddess of war
replace all whiteys with h1b
also pleas like=1 pray 4 amerikan
Sun certified
My guess would be to earn enough rupees to enable Pajeet to not have to shit in the street anymore. That is, buy a shit house.
class loo
{
public static int main()
{
poo p = new poo();
main();
}
}
I didnt know Zucc was in the hospital.
Durgacore
quora.com
pls reading sirs...
To be the supreme durga
Mods add this into the sticky
>11th sept
>9/11
How cheap are his online classes?
To poo in the loo.
India superpower 2030. Dear Sirs do the needful and watch!!
youtube.com
Holy shit he's not even touchtyping or using his pinky while he types.
Sir please how much rupees is course java 1
Still no mentions of them shitting on bathrooms.
Poo, poo, poo, poo, poo, everywhere. Poo, poo, poo, poo, poo, next to you. Poo, poo, poo, poo, poo, where is that loo?
THIS IS MY DESIGNATED BABU CREW, WE POO IN THE LOO TIL OUR FACES ARE BLUE
IM POOPING JAVA FEELS LIKE ITS LAVA
My god, I had no idea this was a real man. I thought it was a collection of made up images.
>youtube.com
Is this some Bollywood remix of "Damn it Feels Good to be a Gangsta"?
Learning a programming language without using a computer seems archaic. Most of those seats are basically audio only. Programming 101 on AM101
3 gentoos/hour sir
>IM POOPING JAVA FEELS LIKE ITS LAVA
Damn it, I'm imagining the smell.
Getting all sexy girls to do the needful and open bob and vagene.
I reckon his classes would be a lot of fun. With some camphor oil rubbed under your nose first🌈
...
>durga
Pajeet here, this thread is hilarious. Please keep it up.
post ur rare durgas
search ebiz and you'll find people selling programming courses, but it is all just a pyramid scheme. First you have to pay 10k for ie if you get someone to join u will get 2k and so o. these motherfuckers are targeting clg students and also i suspwct gov is also involved in it
What certifications do you have? Did you attend the South Hyderabad Institute of Technology?
>Mr. Dr.
>Council of 6 Java Experts
>durga and babu are different people
deepest lore
This guy is /ourguy/ for sure
Fuck I'd hire him rather than the pajeets I currently have, they use nodejs and mongodb for a fucking financial application
kek
>I'm ready are you ready Rami Reddy
>I'm ready Krishna, ready Reddy
>implying I work in tech
>implying I don't come to Jow Forums for its humour and memes
thoughts on Sardar Patel Institute of Technology
Do non-tech Indians hate IT pajeets as much as the rest of the world does?
>my autocorrect tried to change pajeets into paneers