Just admit it

It's getting old now. Just go out and say it, "I would buy an iPad, IF I could afford it". Oh yeah and I don't plan on reading the replies I'm going to sleep. Fuck you.

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Damn, that's some boney fingers.

seething itoddler

fucking hell I though I had skeleton hands

Eat more food

possessions are a spook

The absolute state of iToddlers

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Let that poor skellington break free from that skin suit.

Imagine depraving yourself from food because you spent all your money on toys.

baste♨️

Now try playing some webms, retard.

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IMAGINE BEING A BRITBONG KID USING YOUR MOMS TABLET TO SHIT POST FOR A GAY COMPANY

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>Oh yeah and I don't plan on reading the replies I'm going to sleep. Fuck you.
probably faps at every (you)

i wouldn't, i would buy a laptop, and it wouldn't be a macbook because no linux. Tablets are retarded.

ur just made u dont have dino

based dinobro btfoing itoddlers

I have a 128GB iPad Pro and the only thing I've ever used it for is porn and rolling blunts. 3x 24" 1080s works better for me

>OP makes this thread every day
>99% of posts are just shitting on him
>these threads are pretty much just Apple hate threads
Is OP just masochistic?

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lol r u mad kid?
thats the first thing u learn on here not to get mad...u must be new...

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I had an iPad and it languished in a desk drawer for years because tablets are dumb, I probably still have it in my junk drawer

I don't really see the point in Tablets nowadays, I'd rather just use a phone, laptop or desktop. Maybe something like a surface could be useful, even then I don't see myself using the tablet functionality often.

bet he's fingering his asshole with his massive boney middle finger

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GOTTEEM🐸

Based.

i didn't see the point in media tablets (like the ipad) at all
work? laptop is better
watching video? laptop is better
doing small tasks on the go? phone is better
drawing? graphics tablets are better
reading? eink-based readers are better
etc

the ipad falls in between a few things, and isn't really ideal for any of them

I'm not mad but you poor losers are getting tiresome with your apple bashing

I mean, Android tablets are pretty dead, Windows Tablets are largely meh or expensive, so.... yeah, iPads, more or less the only current viable option. Which sucks, would be nice if there was a good Linux tablet, can't say i hold much hope for the Pine Tablet and Purism are too autistic.

HAHAHAHAHA then go to sleep faggot

The iPad seems like the only Apple product Id actually buy. The ipad mini is quite affordable and it's the perfect size for reading pdfs. I wouldn't buy any the ipad "pro" though, Apple's claim that it can replace a computer is retarded.

They'd be a hell of a lot more usable if you can open multiple instances of the same App, or mouse support could be good, could be a great little thing for remote working or gaming.

Even your iThing knows you OP

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>he doesn’t have an actual app for Jow Forums

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ive been trying to milk my prostate but my arm gets tired before I can

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>using a botnet instead of safari

EPIC❤️

@70391516

...

>implying Safari is not a botnet

cringe and bluepilled🙁

it's shit

found the iToddler

Your fortune: Bad Luck

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itoddler btfo

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i have infinite money because im an adult and i have no use for a shitty iPad what the fuck is the point in that fuck you idiots are dumb

>unlimited money
then why aren't you buying iPhones to wipe your ass with, huh? That's what i thought.

I have 6 figs in my checking account and have never purchased an apple product except a used gen 2 iPod. It's overpriced shit.

Everybody walk the dinosaur!

im not a wasteful piece of shit and the iphone sucks. i own one laptop and it's a macbook

>6 figs
That's enough for a small snack at least.

I would smash everything

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you're completely fucking insane if you can't tell the difference between a phone and a laptop. maybe im not a stupid disfuctional coolaid drinking fanboy dumbass like you

Yea there is a difference.
The phone explodes instead of throttling.

I would not buy an iPad, or anything by Apple. I hate that company's guts. I should know, I briefly worked for them. I don't have much use for a pure tablet, even one running Android. One of those pocket laptops with the touchscreen might be good because I can load Fedora on it.

>One of those pocket laptops with the touchscreen might be good because I can load Fedora on it.
you're never getting laid and that sounds like a fucking useless toy

>you're never getting laid
oh shit oh shit! damn, what a shame! I should conform to societal expectations so I can stick my dick in a warm hole!
Fuck off.

have fun with your pocket fedora

Just admit it, you have zero arguments.

Your fortune: Outlook good

I wouldn't because of shit like this

youtube.com/watch?v=LrILfIE9IB4

good argument, boss. make sure you bring that thing to play with on your first date if you really want to impress

i recognize you you faggot op, stop creating meme Ishit baits.

is "you would like it if you could afford it" a meme when it comes to apple?
You can literally afford apple products if you work at mcdonalds.
It's also one of the pillars of apple brand: a status symbol that poor can afford...

i can afford not to buy all kinds of useless garbage i don't want in my house

Let me guess, you bought an iPad on a payment plan and it got bent within a week.

The only thing good I can say about iPad "ecosystem" is that the pencil works phenomenal. In general, I don't see a point in spending that much money on something that isn't even running a proper OS....

admit it, if you could afford to have someone cut your dick off and sew your balls into a fake vagina you definitely would

Has /g found an unuronic use for tablets, let alone iPads yet?

I've never been able to really see what they would be good for. My phone is strong enough to do most things, and I have a laptop for dedicated work.
The only people who I see actually take advantage of iPads are toddlers whose parents don't want to supervise them and turn YouTube into a baby sitter

>The only people who I see actually take advantage of iPads are toddlers whose parents don't want to supervise them and turn YouTube into a baby sitter
boom

i choose botnet

This shill needs a new battery. Too bad Apple won't sell replacement batteries.

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Absolutely not, tablets are trash and even if i had the money I would prefer an actual Macbook to that. Honestly thinking about getting a C2D iMac because I like the aesthetic and wouldn't mind a different PC to make music on.

Imagine being this retarded

Literally every single day and the mods don't care.

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Nice boney fingers.

No, I hate tablets. Why would I want one that is 500$?

I don't get posts like this.
What's trying to show? Multitask? I'm was doing that on a $100 tablet with Android 4.4 years ago.

Tablets are fucking retarded. The way in which Apple presented the iPad as a tablet computer underlines the idiocy regarding the design and implementation of the tablet. Simply put: it was presented as a sort of anti-computer. Instead of using a mouse and a keyboard to get around, you use exclusively touch controls. Want a file manager? Fuck you, use a real computer. Want to use photoshop which would actually make sense on a device that you can use a ```pen``` for? Fuck you.
Now Apple has backpeddled on its previous positions with the iPad because it realizes now that consumers don't see the same retarded vision of the table that Apple does. Consumers want to use the tablet like they use a normal computer. They want to be able to use normal, well-supported applications. They want to be able to plug in keyboards and mice. They want to be able to browse for files using a file manager. Apple has completely reversed and has taken steps to implement all the functionality mentioned, because Apple knows the product would be fucking useless.
When it comes down to it, a two-in-one laptop makes a lot more sense than a tablet. Realistically, you are not going to use drawing functionality on a touch-screen very often. People who use their device for work would prefer a real keyboard that they don't have to buy separately.