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>Ordered a 40x60
>60x90 came instead
Based Chinks
Pink pudding key cap set, for reference.
I extended by 25 days (For a total of a little over 41 days at the moment), as that was on the higher end of what he said.
Did I fuck up? When do I get chinked? Should I just accept it by now that I basically fucked myself over by letting him chink me?
Fully sufficient for OpenWRT and whatever you need running on there for networking purposes. I've even got 11Mb left or so. Servery shit I put on one of my servers. As a cheap AP/Router with OpenWRT it can't be beat.
> ordering three things
> so after 15 days
> ones on the plane to my area while another is on the boat
> one has no tracking since the seller never put it in and isn't even planed to go on a boat yet. With this one I got an automated message before my money went through. The seller had over 1000 5 star reviews on the product.
Am I getting chinked or is it still going.
Chinks don't give a shit about tracking or shipping details and neither should you.
>15 days
welcome, newfriend.
Hope I didn't frick this up.
>Hope I didn't frick this up.
>57 of currency
>For the same tws iems you can get for 20
Too late my dude
>the same
[citation needed]
chink shits for today:
internal sata rack for four 2.5" drives
There's a single molex on the backside for power and a small fan. The whole thing feels a bit cheap and plasticky, the trays are plastic as well. No switches or keylocks either.
This seller is more professional than the other ones. Its great that he offer all the possible choices and the expectations. Trust chang for the next 25 days
Got all of this for 97 eurocents, did I do good? Will the wine cork come with a description on the package?
No but I've occasionally had ali packages come so beaten up that the small cardboard box is slightly open
>2835 instead of 5050 LEDs
YOU FUCKED UP
Let's hope the postman doesn't give my package to the hot neighbor girl
It was my 0.01$ purchase and I already had all the cables in the world. I already have an RGB strip, how is that one bad?
On a scale from 1 to 10, what would you rate it, user?
I've got a whole bunch of 2.5" drives without any free drive cage, so something like this sounds pretty good.
Also, did it come with those cables, or did you buy them separately?
Has anyone here bought one of those rollout drawers intended for keyboards from Ali?
I kinda want one for my drawing tablet, but have no idea if this is a thing, and don't know what they're even called👌
just recieved this message after he "bought" my item on bay
is this legit ? and why doesn't china has paypal ??
what do
should i just give him my iban/bic adress so he can transfer the money ?
>0 rep
that's a yikes
>samsung
You fucked up
the fees will be high regardless if he pays outside of ebay. he should be able to pay with paypal like normal but idk
are you stupid? do NOT conduct business outside of ebay. not only will you get chinked, you will get banned.
I'm going to rate it fine/10
It works, the trays don't snag or jam and even though there aren't really rails for them they're easy to insert. The fan has a whirring sound but it's almost inaudible outsite the case. There's a green led for each drive and a red activity led.
It came with all the needed screws and four 50 cm sata cables.
This was 25 eurobux, the next more expensive one was over 60 (search for uneatop on Ali)
An old drive I'm not using anymore. That said, Samsung is actually fine, don't believe the memes.
>Size: S
That's pretty gay.
Are any of the microphones on the earbuds in the infographic passable? Preferably the ones under 25 bucks.
I picked the cheaper one I needed to go just over 6 dollaridoos
That being said I get my pleasure from the dirty aspect of it, not the stimulation :^)
The infographic is pretty much useless.
any coupons?
have you ever succeeded at chinking the chinks by pretending the thing you ordered was defective or broken and got a refund while still keeping the item?
If it's something that runs on mains.
>Start filming
>Plug a blender into a socket to show the socket works
>Plug the item in and have a friend flick the breaker
>Looks like the item doesn't work
They'll call you a spicy chicken though.
Cactus cactus!
Fuck my 0,7€ caliber is still on the way. Ordered it 1 month ago and everything else came already 2 weeks ago. I might just order new one because I doubt this will never come.
How can I import from Japan an 11kg package without paying ¥30000 for the shipping alone?
What is it? Maybe you could have it shipped in pieces...
Boss black canned coffee. It doesn't sell in my country and amazon is also charging a lot for it ($100 shipping). I live in Brazil.
Maybe its too heavy, but I doubt it would be more than ¥3000 in a cargo ship, though this isn't a direct option (maybe through a redirecting company)
It's not possible to buy in smaller amounts than 11kg?
Now i can open a dispute about him sending evil energy.
>buy xiaomi wiha screwdriver set during aliexpress sale on banggood because i don't trust any seller on aliexpress
>1 day later and it's close to 2eur cheaper
officially chinked my boys
Well, they're cans. Each can is 190g, so even buying less at a time would be crazy expensive and there wouldn't be any margin for profit. I was just wondering if there's a cheaper shipping option, like by ship (which I suppose shouldn't cost a lot)
just cancel the order and quit acting like a fucking tool, you're not funny
Is this your first time on ali friend?
ask pewdiepie to bring it back home for you
boat shipping is expensive as fuck. not just the freight itself but the dock storage and customs fees too. you'd have to buy hundreds of kilos for it to make sense financially.
I am feeling cautiously optimistic anons, think i'm about to chink the chinks. Bought T2s and they were great, until a couple of hours later this loud hissy noise in the red piece started whenever they were connected to my phone. No problem on my PC or any other device whatsoever. Decided to try and make a dispute, even recorded a video of the hiss. Bought them for 36$ and requested a 'partial' dispute for 35. Seller (wooeasy in this case) are saying that it is the cable and they'll send me a new one if i close the dispute, but it isn't the cable.
Now Aliexpress has stepped in and are offering either I return the T2s and get a full refund or I get my partial refund of 35$. Can wooeasy send me Jack Ma's mercenaries? Should I take the cable and cancel the dispute?
*partial refund
>I return
Enjoy paying the shipping.
take the $35 refund
Any cheap laptops?
think my xiaomi external battery died lads, it's showing the blinking light for charging but the it doesn't doesn't seem to actually charge
I won't be returning them, options are either the money or getting a second cable. It would have been money only, but I'm afraid that i'll be put on a blacklist and start receiving white dust.
Looking at buying a diy ER4 29689 kit. Has anyone done it before?
>Please respond
Motherfucker, I already explained like 4 times with pictures that they sent 2 random LED bulbs instead of my order.
The first 2 disputes closed automatically within minutes and I got my refund.
The last dispute (which was for about $4) took a few hours to be solved, so mr. chinaman got desperate.
It was also solved by aliexpress without the sellers input and I got it.
I guess it's good to be diamond level.
Oh, I had no idea. Do you think opening a canned coffee company in the american continent is a wise idea? I could do it franchise style
I don't know what else to buy after the tea set arrived. Give me suggestions, but no fag stuff
What do you mean? Is he in Japan? Wasn't he hiding at his parent's home because of NZ? If he is in Japan, he must be drowning in whisky.
I went to check in my alt accounts if my orders made with the new user were shipped, but most of it was canceled. I suck at this
>exactly 24 hours until the final day it was listed as guaranteed to be here
Time to fire up that word processor and type up a shit storm to Aliexpress and get me my refund desu🐱
Best 10-12" cheap windows tablet? Looks like all are with z8350 etc which is like five years old already
I can use those, gib pls
And with a warehouse in EU. I need the receipt for my small business' bookkeeping.
Did you only buy 0.01$ items? Those got canceled for me as well. Those that I also bought using the 5$ coupon worked well. 90% of the items have been shipped.
t. Portuguese guy that made ~10 accounts and got away with it
I ordered a keyboard wrist rest pad the 27th last month and it's already in my country, probably delivered tomorrow
The fastest I've had have been two weeks, just one week is insane
Alright guys what is the best chink Multitool?Xiaomi or Ganzo or something else?
where tf do you live to get packages so soon? I need that in my life desu, my average waiting time is about a month :'(
Even when it hits my country, I've waited close to 1mo just in my customs.
When should I open a dispute for an item? I'll run out of time in a few days and the tracking hasn't updated since feb 23rd where it was still in china.
After 60 days I always open a dispute, idgaf, you shouldn't either.
Is that enough space to put vpn on it?
Any recommandations on action cameras?
I'm looking for something waterproof (or with a waterproof case), decent image quality, but I'm not too fussed about resolution or framerate.
Thanks in advance.
>Tea set
What does it include?
I live in Denmark.
I don't usually get packages THAT quick. I think it's 3 weeks or so on average.
Everyone in Denmark hates our postal service, but compared to many other countries, it's not too bad. Customs is GENERALLY kinda quick.
I'm in Mexico, so it's cheaper for you to just order them from China
It was the cheap one, 4 small cups and the teapot, came with some bamboo tweezers that I don't know what they are for, let me link it up once I figure out the link cleaning process because I keep posting the links wrong
what are the best tools for phone repairing?
gotta cover iphone too, i wanna start a little side business
Still, damn. China Post, ePacket?
si claro, yo percebi que no eras de Europa. Esas lampadas pueden ser usadas en un bmw e46, las luces interiores traseras. Mi español es una mierda porque onions portugués.
i think user meant you to buy i10 or i12 tws
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Any ~$50 keyboard recommendations? Will use it mostly for typing. Thanks.
>using your keyboard for typing
Look at this scrub and laugh
Any recommendations for a digital weather station?
Need it to show indoor/outdoor temp, humidity, time (24H), have EU dc adapter, be able to show at least -40C outside temp. And preferably industrial or discrete black design.
Being getting into candles recently, any of you have experience buying scented candles from ali? thanks
>link cleaning
I'll guide you.
Anything after html can be deleted. And anything that comes before .html can be modified up until the last slash /.
So that link can be converted to:
aliexpress.com
aliexpress.com
It is the version I.
Thanks, I am a brainlet, was adding extra / in the wrong spot
>got away with it
inb4 almost all packages contain nothing but some sort of white powder
That looks neat, I'll get one for sure.
cough up the dough for tada68, ganss or keycool
It is literally what happened to me, some user posted it months ago and I straight up buy it. This place is bad for my wallet but keep coming back daily
>some bamboo tweezers that I don't know what they are for
they're for picking up tea because chinks are autistic.
bought link related at the start of February, right at the start of their new year and paid the extra money for epacket. After a month and a half of waiting the item finally arrived.
Overall good build quality and I picked the white color for contract compared to my black memephone, wish someone sold alignment tools. unsure how to take a photo of it though since it's already installed.
Paging the user who bought some chink drawing table or a wacom knock off, if you can link me up. I want to buy my wife some drawing shit that she can use with krita or other software, but she is not talented enough yet to get her a full blown wacom at the moment, but want to get her something to practice.
It's kinda funny, you fucking incel.
>unsure how to take a photo of it though since it's already installed.
Use selfie camera and mirror, just crop yourself out
Recent order. I keep losing my 32gb drives lol
Damn I need to get a 3.5 rack, should have thought of that but I kinda wanna get a high end one
Forgot pic related
I've previously bought a Huion 1060 Pro+ tablet. It's a good tablet, simple to set up drivers, and plenty of programmable buttons. Included cable is kinda short (~1.5m I think it was), and because I have autistic as fuck cable management, I ended up getting myself a a third party ~3m cable, but if you're not a complete retard about cable management, the included cable was fine.
Plenty of included "bonuses" were given (4 extra nibs, a glove, a cloth bag thing, etc)
When I bought it, it costed me ~$35 USD.
Well, since the infographic is outdated, which phone is the "poorfag's choice" now? I was thinking it's the Redmi 6A, but I was wondering if I can go even lower and get some similar specs, maybe even Band 2 or 4 LTE
bump on this tablet, I bought it for an online friend and they've had nothing but praise for it.
No? Got a link? I did read about someone who made some recently in a fuckhueg housing. Would be neat to have ones in something like the original housing.
Also, try /iemg/ if you haven't already.
