Ask me something only a programmer would know

Ask me something only a programmer would know

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>he didn't buy the 6 month perk pass😃

What's level 0.

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what is the sound that happens when someone breaks the build?

What does it feel like to have a 3 inch dick?

>*autistic screeching*

nani😃

Sweat glands opening in perfect synchronicity

++i or i++?😃

i++, of course.

how is life when being alone and unloved?

{
or {

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na ni

THEY DO DIFFERENT THINGS

Kinda sweet

\n{

How do you efficiently solve the travelling salesman problem?

You give the problem to a mathematician

how to install kde on freebsd

whats 9 + 10 ?👌

graph search

Op is fag, doesn't know this basic shit.

I don't get it

I have no idea

How to install the GDT?

21

how do I back door facebook on hot girls profiles so I can fap to their nudes?

Sounds like a waste of time. Study petrochemical engineering or something in your spare time instead. You are high IQ right?

1.0 + 2.0

2.99999999

Literally pi

3.0000000000004

4.0

what is a float?

Sneed or Chuck?

something stupid. my professor told me to always use doubles

a ty znaesh’?

11

910

Source on the webm?

Tabs or spaces
Answer correctly or your motherboard will die in your sleep tonight.

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Thanks for the sad Sarkozy

You failed here already, its definitely {
and not
{

This is diploma worthy. Congrats, you win today.

Found the autist

Tabs, always

wasting a line to make it more readable is autistic, because only an autist cant see the bracket at the end because an autist cant configure proper fonts. Boi, you fucked up here

Tabs

>my opinion is fact
>hooked on ebonics
Found the autistic zoomer

>zoomer
hooked on 12yo gaming slang, unless you are 12yo which explains why you cant into proper code styling.
My opinion is not fact, but I gave a reason as to why it is better, it saves a line of code which is not necessary, all you did is tried to insult me, which brings me to conclusion you indeed are 12, or younger. Now some grown up slang. Get the fuck out

>t. I call myself an X programmer :^)
You're a fucking retard. If you weren't LARPing, you would know you follow language standards. Unless you're shipping out css or js, there's no cause for concern when it comes to "wasting a line." Time for you to go back to Jow Forums.

now you really got me worked up, time to educate the fuck out of you.
github.com/torvalds/linux/blob/master/Documentation/process/coding-style.rst#3-placing-braces-and-spaces

You see, its not all about language standards some other human (who can make a mistake) wrote. Lets take Linus as example, he is above average programmer, as above average you can be. He did more productive code than you ever will, because you care more about following language standards than actually delivering useful code. If your sorry ass ever had a chance to speak to Linus, you would know that reasoning behind most of his decisions, including code styling ones is purposeful. So what is the actual reason behind the argument of saving one line? Monitors have more horizontal real estate, which gives you a fairly reasonable conclusion that vertical space is important when you are working a lot with code. You want to fit more lines that give meaning to actual code on the screen without scrolling. If we would take any average code, I am sure you would find ton of classes, functions or flow conditions that all have braces. You see mate, you are dead wrong, css and js are worst examples for your argument, because any sane web developer would minify booth. (Coming from a web dev, so fuck yeah I would know)

>sucking linus's(With a tranny CoC up his ass) dick
How long did it take for you to write all that?

How do you break out of loops nested in loops?

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It feels like having your dick but 3 inches longer

>dat pic
breaks, breaks with labels, or goto.

can I get an ETA?

Goto

How do you keep your sanity when coding?

What does the barrel of a gun taste like?

not op, but I like to listen to asmr, or lo-fi music.

Gimme a second

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Programming socks.

Whom do you hate most

How do Indians smell like?

Embracing insanity is better than death I guess.

Name a single feature you wish ANSI C had.
Caveats: Pretend that you could retroactively add it to ANSI C, and that the feature would have actually been relatively easy to implement in 1989.

Namespaces

3 spaces

Curry and shit. haha. amidointhememerightguys? Fuck indians!

using your brain
using pen and paper
proper organisation and style

tabs is the only answer

spaces are for useless python retards

int i = 0;
while (i < argc) {
printf("%s\n", argv[i++]);
}
i = 0;
while (i < argc) {
printf("%s\n", argv[++i]);
}
both are useful in different situations

What a weak-ass answer. You can already fake those with underscores, and all you're missing out on is a little convenience when you're in the same namespace.

Use tabs for indentation
Use spaces for alignment
This means no tabs except beginning of line
Everything will line up independent of tab size
Use spaces not tabs for multiline macros as the indentation level is 0, where the #define began

Wrong answer, mon.

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How do I have sex?

benis to bagina and move it

up up down down left right left right B A

salty coins

don't do this your dick will shoot mustard gas

how to get nerdy gf

become the nerdy gf

Tabs

Push tab key and make them automatically spaces in my editor.
Fucking brainlets

As I understand, a numeric variable type using some exponent trickery to get around bit limits (basically this number is too large to be stored remotely accurately). You sacrifice precision in exchange for a greater range, and rounding errors worsen with floats as you do more operations on them. Right? Am I a hackerman?

kek

Why did my pull request get rejected?

>How do you break out of loops nested in loops?
Easy, throw and catch.

++i so that you don't accidentally call copy constructors gratuitously

Nigger

Spaces

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this

based and redpilled

finally some one who gets it

cringe and bluepilled

based and javascriptpilled

refactor it into a method call which you can return from

labels

Cringe

What is sneed

What does the following code snippet do?

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Would still need another nerdy gf if you do this.

Tabs, you faggot