Put your face on your space bar, and SUCK IT

AHAHAHAHAHAHA OH NO NO NO

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MACFAGS BTFO

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iTODDLERS BTFO!

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can not make this shit up
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I'd love to get given some oral relief from some desperate macfag 2bqh

the absolute state of applel faglets

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Typical macfags, they see the most phallic thing in their keyboard and they instinctively have suck it out.

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wait, wait. so ifags need to literally give their spacebars oral pleasure to make them work? they have to suck their mac's long black spacebar to have the privilege of spacing text?
you cant make that shit up.
totally BTFOsatania.jpg_notevenjokingwtf

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yikes

Whatthefuck
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>Go into article thinking that "this cant be real, this has to be a shitpost"

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OHNONONONO
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>iToddlers literally sucking off their MacBooks

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basé et redpilled

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>A second post, timestamped twenty minutes later and titled "IT WORKS!" confirmed: "OK, so you obviously can't get your whole mouth over the spacebar but lips pressed above and below, followed by pressing and a super sucking action along it and I guess it does the equivalent of a vacuum combined with compressed debris dealt with."

wat.

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