That Kid Thread

I’ll start

>that kid who called the gay group faggots and got the shit beaten out of him by a dyke

>that tard who shouted “super power mega punch!” clocked a girl in the jaw and got away with it

>that edgy kid who started slicing her arm up with a pencil sharpener blade during science class

>that kid who sold dried oregano and moss to kids saying that it was weed

>that kid who slipped off the school roof during winter trying to get a soccer ball fell directly on his head and died

>that kid who almost hung herself with a pinnie during gym class
was me

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Yup Leaftard, this is going in El Compo

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>that tard girl who cusses out the substitute at the top of her lungs and storms out gets away with it

meta post haha

>that kid who is op the faggot

>That kid that made up a language and wlaked around the hallway mumbling in it.

>That kid that looked and dressed like Mao Zhedung and played the part to the point of wearing a Mao suit and having a little red book

>That Kid who wore Che Guevera fatigues

>That group of black kids in an all white school that tried to act black, but ended up looking like the movies.

>That kid who stole the weed out of the known dropoff points

>Those band percussion students that literally did nothing with out each other.

>That kid that wore only black and became a XVX because his favorite counterculture punk band told him to.

>That group of loud Jow Forums kids that took pride in it.

>That kid who pretended to be gay to get girls.

>Those kids who made friendship a contact sport.

>Those kids who sang literal disney halls at the top of their lungs in the hallways

>Those crew kids that hate the soundtrack kids who hate the crew kids

>That kid who transferred to a different school because they wouldn't let him skip 2 years of math.

>That kid who tried to tell people how to get laid, but never actually got laid.

>That kid who became friends with the conspiracy theory gym teacher

>That kid who got 2nds at lunch every day but still didn't get obese.

>Those swimteam kids who had a shared brazzers account

>That kid who ate his boogers in front of girls and didn't seem to know

>That kid who made a contest to see who could undo her bra in the least amount of time during lunch

>That kid who was flavor of the month oppressed as a white girl could be.

>Those Science Olympiad kids who couldn't talk about anything but science olympiad

>Those crew kids who would give eachother brojobs

>That kid who started a nerd brawl with another kid because he showed the numa numa song too many times.

>That kid who woudl show you memes off his iphone for hours despite you repeatedly changing coversation topics, or moving.

>That kid that knew all the guns

>That kid who made Getting Into Harvard At All Costs a personality trait

>Those Kids who made 420 blaze it their sole personality trait

>That Kid who talked about finding your dad hot multiple years in a row.

>That kid who put wet sand on your hair.

>Those anime spergs

>That kid who was best friends only with the janitors and knew all the cool spots

>that kid who wears a hentai sweatshirt

>that kid who brought a knife to school and was sent to a mental asylum for the rest of the year

>that kid who ate an entire pencil for a phone

>that kid who had leukemia and survived

>That kid who’s a furry and wears cat tails to school

>That stereotypical gay kid

Fuckin school man

>Those kids who made a War Council over trying to get a lesbian to sleep with them.
>That kid who shouted "THESE PIPES ARE CLEAAAN" after losing his virginity.
>That kid who told a girl he'd drink her period and got spaghetti sauce thrown on his lap
>That kid who got deported back to Mexico for grabbing girls' crotches then running away
>Those kids who got busted on camera for having sex in the band room

>That kid who was so fat he was unable to run.

>that kid who tried to become an hero by burning down a school toilet block with him inside but bitch-out in had to pay for the fire repairs.

>and died
>was me

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>That kid that made bisexuality sound as persecuted as the Jews in the 40s

>That group of tards who would be cajoled by the wranglers

>That vice principle that got an erection speaking in front of the middle school assembly

>That transfer student who edged his way to being cool

>That goth kid that was really nice and then dropped out to "find himself"

>Those kids who threw 600 dildos down the main stairwell and never got caught

>That mentally retarded lunch lady who said "preash" instead of "please"

>That Indian kid who always smelled bad and watched hentai for the plot

>That kid who never wore shoes and had a dream of becoming a cult leader

>That kid who fingered his dog and told everyone about it

>that faggot who went on Jow Forums and reddit spaced

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>That kid who ran over another girl and killed her

>That kid who played bassoon and would drink an entire gallon of Sunny D in band class

>That kid who transferred to another school and got busted having sex with her computer lab teacher

>The straight kids who would go to LGBT club for woke points

that kid who got buttblasted for being called out on reddit spacing

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Discord is in the other tab, homie.

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>that kid who got expelled for sticking a girls foot down his crotch

7046524
haha, sick roast bro, haha
did you get that one from discord faggot
thanks for the you

You're typing out my number. Your flattery is duly noted.

7046549
>implying people need to type it out
>implying he wouldnt just delete the >>

what a spastic

Pressing backspace twice for an autistic itch to not give a (((you)))? That's a wee bit spastic itself.

>that kid who Heiled hitler at the school cafeteria
>that kid who was obsessed with Brewstew and drew a bunch of dicks on the principal's car

7046565
keep giving us yous lol

> that kid who ran backwards into a wall for 5 hours and misaligned his QPU so hard that he ended up in china and they had to fly him back to class

>that kid who brought a plate out of the cafeteria and began walking through walls

If this is some faggot user in FunnyJunk and I see this later, I'll find where you live

>that kid who would get to school by jumping backwards and launching himself off of ramped surfaces

>that blind kid who would always run into walls and get lost, but insisted he could navigate with memorization and sound

>that one kid with Asperger's that was consistently bullied and had an obsession with guns
Always be friends with the potential school shooters

>That kid that no one liked sitting next to because he was a smelly sweaty teenager
Was me. I even had one half off the class to myself in history because I reeked that bad.

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> that kid who put all his stat points into luck and passed a statcheck and managed to get into cal-tech by telling a joke to some random guy on the street who turned out to be a professor there

>that kid who would spend all lunch catching and releasing bugs, who eventually ended up warping physics

>That kid who dug holes in the walls looking for Smurfs
It was me

>that kid who posted all the kahoot codes on /b/
was me

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kek

>>that kid who called the gay group faggots and got the shit beaten out of him by a dyke
mad respect to be honest