Sorry autistic Neckbeards rice Andr*id phone.
Pretty girls only use iPhones, Fact
Isaac Martin
Luke Lopez
>girl
Anthony Peterson
I don't really care if it is a girl or not. At this point, I would bang it.
Grayson Collins
>3dpd roastie
>pretty
Kevin Roberts
Cameron Torres
>shemale yum
Luis Bennett
>pretty
>That dumpsterfire
Sure thing kiddo. Next time use someone that's actually pretty.
Adam Davis
Carson Lewis
>not a Jewish star necklace
Missed opportunities, not like that nose is going anyone anyway
Adam Cruz
>yes goyim! use this iphone and youll be more popular with women!
>good goy buy a macbook while youre at it!
Landon Russell
i want to marry sue!
Connor Richardson
If I was drunk and this lass (male) was strongly coming on to me, would I do it? Yeah. Would I regret it? Absolutely.
Sebastian Wright
fuck off poor satanic slav
Adrian Rivera
My ex was pretty hot and had an Android. She was also a psycho suicidal drug addict so meh I guess you can't win em all. Sex was good though
Kayden Miller
>psycho suicidal drug addict
So literally not even worth fucking once.
Colton Sullivan
No you idiot you always fuck the crazy ones at least once
Camden Nelson
>not buying a $1000 iToy means I have no money
Cry harder iToddler
Aaron Barnes
it was an iphone i swear
Ryan Hughes
Tyler Carter
Jackson Sullivan
no dude has legs that nice
t. has studied traps for 1000s of hours
Gavin Stewart
bitch, you live like this?
Wyatt Martin
mean
Robert Wood
Jacob Thomas
Aiden Martinez
Not wife material but definitely fuck material. I was another one of her addictions and it was pretty fun for a while, ended up in like 3 months of fwb and constant videos of her masturbating and posing then she moved a few states away.
Carter Long
The Gigachad does not conform, does not submit, and accepts no substitute. Sacrificing his personal preferences to better appeal to the sensibilities of "pretty girls" is the behavior of the eternal cuckold; a fate worse than death to the Gigachad.
Cooper Richardson
GigaChad can't agains GigaStacy