Masturbation is infinitely better than sex and there's no possible way you can prove me otherwise
I know redditfags will be like "hurrrrrrr it's gud if it's someone you like" it's not
Sex is ovverated
Masturbation is infinitely better than sex and there's no possible way you can prove me otherwise
If you masturbate more than once a week your'e subhuman
I haven't seen anyone so angry about sex in a few days. What happened? Was your first time a total failure?
I thought I told you to stop posting?
If you believe in nofap you're a slime
There was never an attempt to begin with
Filtered
But I don't believe in no fap, so you're gay and dumb.
You just don't know how to fuck properly cunt, bet ya never heard the sound of mac and cheese being stirred outside of ya kitchen. If you cunts don't know what im talking about then ya don't know how to root ya girl right
sour grapes
t. never had sex once
>i hate this thing I've never done
lol ok incel
I'M FEELING THE INCEL WAVES OVER HERE ON THE EAST COAST
T. Had sex with fatass mom
Speak English
Everyone who isn't me is a motherfucker
Because you're getting carried to the shore
Ok retard
korbo on the loose today lmao
t. virgin
although I did have a friend who cheerfully informed me that a well-prepared pocket pussy was as good as sex
The caveat being that to my knowledge, he only ever had sex with asians, so mileage may vary
agreed, it's a bit overrated. no girl can no your body better than yourself.
however, blowjobs are criminally underrated.
blowjobs/deepthroat > all other sex
are you that Italian who is in love with Alice?
That's me
weird flex but ok
and are you a virgin like OP?
Yes
I'm also a faggot
>>and you like Alice
glorious
I don't like Alice
i LOVE him
even better
Fuck if you are
every italian except me are korbo lol