Masturbation is infinitely better than sex and there's no possible way you can prove me otherwise

Masturbation is infinitely better than sex and there's no possible way you can prove me otherwise
I know redditfags will be like "hurrrrrrr it's gud if it's someone you like" it's not
Sex is ovverated

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If you masturbate more than once a week your'e subhuman

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I haven't seen anyone so angry about sex in a few days. What happened? Was your first time a total failure?

I thought I told you to stop posting?

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If you believe in nofap you're a slime
There was never an attempt to begin with
Filtered

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But I don't believe in no fap, so you're gay and dumb.

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You just don't know how to fuck properly cunt, bet ya never heard the sound of mac and cheese being stirred outside of ya kitchen. If you cunts don't know what im talking about then ya don't know how to root ya girl right

sour grapes

t. never had sex once

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>i hate this thing I've never done
lol ok incel

I'M FEELING THE INCEL WAVES OVER HERE ON THE EAST COAST

T. Had sex with fatass mom
Speak English
Everyone who isn't me is a motherfucker
Because you're getting carried to the shore
Ok retard

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korbo on the loose today lmao

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t. virgin

although I did have a friend who cheerfully informed me that a well-prepared pocket pussy was as good as sex
The caveat being that to my knowledge, he only ever had sex with asians, so mileage may vary

agreed, it's a bit overrated. no girl can no your body better than yourself.
however, blowjobs are criminally underrated.
blowjobs/deepthroat > all other sex

are you that Italian who is in love with Alice?

That's me

weird flex but ok

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and are you a virgin like OP?

Yes
I'm also a faggot

>>and you like Alice
glorious

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I don't like Alice
i LOVE him

even better

Fuck if you are

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every italian except me are korbo lol

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