Overrated tech people

His left nut has more knowledge than you'll ever learn in your lifetime, OP.

That one single female bitch that always gets mentioned within seconds, followed by lots of silence when asked to give another example.. Ada.. ada...mhh.. Ada gayassness, or something like that.

*tattles*

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Isn't he a false flag? I could have sworn there was a thread alleging this earlier. It had 0 responses though.

It was

Ada Smugface

I really, really, really hate this piece of shit

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Ada Lovelace. And I agree, if people are going to cite Wahmen In Tech then Grace Hopper would be a better starting point. Babbage wrote the programs for his engine, although Ada caught a bug in one of them.

ada and the grasshopper, of course. Name just one more. You literally can't.

Her name is Coraline Ada Ehmke, and she's not overrated. She's a hero to the tech world.

Grace Hopper

>her
hmm let's see what the chromosomes have to say

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UUHHHHHH

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Test

some gossip never hurt nobody

this is only correct answer.
Uncle Bob is insufferable idiot

Lisa Su, AMD CEO

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This insufferable fag has probably never even written an actual program longer than a page book.

>muh shitty development practices

He's fun though. I can recite a complete talk of him:

Hey there, I'm Bruce Schneier, are there any questions?

youtu.be/bjopJ-_vAUE?t=78

i think the turning point for ol' brucey was when the cia blackmailed him into changing his public opinion on the purpoted "north korean" sony hack.
ever since then, he has been full libcuck.

isis agora lovecuft

Gates is so overhyped, because all his "fame" is just bought!

Someone shop this with a gun

This
Also his friend is as overrated as he is fat

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At least Woz engineered/invented something. Jobs was just a salesman/homosexual cult leader.

This based man is destroying the NSA, TSA, FBI, and other organizations of evil

He's not even a tech person

woz is a really cool, nice guy to meet, and a cute, cuddly bear.

calling Woz overrated is like saying Dennis Ritchie is overrated. You don't realize how important they were because you're probably a kid

Can you prove he isn't a false flag?

he was the guy that taught all of them how to do their jobs.
he was still indepentently minded until that north korea thing.

can you prove he is?

Keep crying, I love white male tears.

No, but I shouldn't have to prove he isn't... Products use his reviews to shill themselves, I'd like to know he isn't taking money from those who'd like to see people who value their privacy thrown under the prison.

That fagot denis richie.

Tim Cock

ritchie is overrated though

hus ciphers are joke

By far the most overrated tech person is John Carmack. /v/tards think he is some kind of god.

Nagoor Babu

Normies think he is.

how about Nasir Gebelli, lol

only apple ][ boomers like romero and sakaguchi even care who that guy is

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Why

The creator of sci-hub, one of the most important websites in STEM.

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>Created C
>Created Unix
>Overrated

He practically shaped computers as you know them, you ricing little Arch loving faggot.

>Blowfish
>Twofish
>Joke

Neither of them are broken or a joke, my homosexual friend.

>Teaches 1000 pajeets Java
>All of them at the same time

An eastern legend whomst you could not dare touch, for his stench is only as deadly as his ability to hack Amerimutt boomers.

Somebody post this tech illiterate racist schi-
Oh, nevermind, already there:

94% a man

>He practically shaped computers as you know them
given the state of computers as we know them is it really a good thing

what do I say to my barber to get this cut?

based
could you come up with anything better, even now? consider this: this shit didn't exist when he invented these things. now that it all exists and you see all the "flaws", are you STILL not able to make something better?

you're not a brainlet, are you..?

>now that it all exists and you see all the "flaws", are you STILL not able to make something better?
except plan9 exists???????????????

The linus tech tip fade
>i want to look like i wrote my own kernel
>say no more

fuck off glowniggers

lisp machines

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bumpoe

>I love white male tears.
Apparently you also love white male seminal fluid as well.

Imagine being this gay. Reminds of a Louis ck joke.

Get out

seethe, unix weenie

>>Created C
>>Created Unix
>>Overrated
I mark ritchie overrated because both of these are overrated. Not overrated as e.g. Jobs in a sence of actually awlful, but rather overrated as in good but not great.

>>Blowfish
>>Twofish
>>Joke
horribily slow and not considered as secure as far faster alternatives

hah

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>tech illiterate
He's the smartest programmer who ever lived, you dumb MIT nigger.

>C
>good not great
There is literally no better alternative.

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Literally a waifu

there is and C is abysmal for any high performance software

as in it aged very poorly, same for unix. it was definitely ok 40 years ago

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Overrated: women in tech.
Underrated: women in piracy.

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>C & Unix are overrated
Jazz is overrated, rock is overrated, classical is overrated, the blues is overrated, also Greek classics are overrated

take that back

she's horrific, babbage did all the work and then he let his waifu collect the attention

C & Unix are more like nigger hop

>doesn't know basic math concepts until 5 years after babbage had completed machine and wrote several programs for it
>she's a 'gifted mathematician' and 'the first programmer' according to female english majors

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>Overrated tech people
tim berners lee
whored himself and fucking things up at w3c
solid is a scam
I can guarantee you we will hear about him launching something cryptomoney related at some point
also
Brendan Eich
invented the worst language ever and now starting a cryto ponzi scheme to scam people and companies at the same time

In general web people are worthless

none of those are subject of engineering discipline
you can judge concrete musical instruments or interprets the same way, judging genres is more like judging programming paradigms

it's the equivalence of showing ancient civils invented steam machine by making some toys that worked with the same mechanics; while the actual turning point was not the discovery itself but rather more modern engineering that turned it into something far better than horse power

forgot pic related

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He is one of (((them))).

This is the most boomer picture I've ever seen.

>c
>unix
>good

There were better alternatives long before C was "designed".

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Plan 9 is worse than snake oil. Plan 9 was created to make distributed computing look like snake oil. Like UNIX compared to Multics, it arrived years after working distributed computing protocols and is still worse. AT&T's "research" is inferior to what was already on the market and will always be, no matter how much time and money is put into it. It's "research" that results in an inferior OS, increases costs on every single level, decreases productivity, replaces simple solutions with complex problems (sometimes so complex that nobody believes they can be solved), makes things worse for users, and prevents real researchers from doing what works because of "compatibility" with horrible interfaces. UNIX and Plan 9 are anti-research that shit on 60 years of computer science. That's why UNIX technology like Plan 9, BSD, and Linux in 2019 is worse than what Multics did in the 60s. Plan 9 uses "tar" to copy directory hierarchies not for any "philosophical" reasons, but because the version of UNIX it was based on didn't have "cp -r" and they were not capable of adding it. It doesn't have dynamic linking because they weren't smart enough to copy Multics or another mainframe system that does it properly. It still has the same bc calculator and all that other UNIX bullshit. What sucks is when Plan 9 weenies point to something that UNIX does wrong and blame the entire thing itself instead of the broken UNIX implementation.

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