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In /csg/, we discuss the cheap shit you see on AliExpress, Banggood, eBay, Gearbest, Taobao and similar sites.

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Autism Shoes Tranny posts their new pedo shit /hpg/ shill claims 20 dollar chink shitters better than Sennheiser HD6XX Has science gone too far? user breaks down some common scams user promises to answer Hitler Lego questions. Claims to not want to make an OP, but does it anyways. Autism.

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es.aliexpress.com/item/nwn-tiananmen-square-1989-OwO/32837294993.html?spm=a2g0s.9042311.0.0.50e463c0dARsmK
goldway.aliexpress.com/store/311331?
youtu.be/qjH_TnPdXZg?t=56
youtu.be/eRcmIDfjAhE?t=46
streamable.com/mtglr
geekkeys.com/keychain/
banggood.com/DANIU-Transparent-Practice-Padlocks-with-12pcs-Unlocking-Lock-Pick-Set-Key-Extractor-Tool-Lock-Pick-Tools-p-1168495.html
banggood.com/DANIU-24pcs-Single-Hook-Lock-Pick-Set-with-1Pc-Transparent-Lock-Locksmith-Practice-Training-Skill-Set-p-1194133.html
item.taobao.com/item.htm?spm=2013.1.w4023-14558201399.2.4ed8449fRmjGyV&id=557977322810
nytimes.com/2019/04/06/business/counterfeit-apple-iphone-scam.html
aliexpress.com/item/New-Original-4-0-Bluetooth-Module-Lenovo-ThinkPad-X230-X220-T410-T420-T430-T530-T510-T520/32848742774.html
aliexpress.com/item/WTXUP-802-11ac-for-Intel-Wireless-AC-7260-7260HMW-wifi-BT-4-0-Bluetooth-adapter-mini/32908980412.html
aliexpress.com/item/watch/32851876855.html
aliexpress.com/item/10-1-inch-2560-1600-Tablet-PC-Teclast-M20-MT6797-X23-Deca-Core-Android-8-0/32902714934.html
youtube.com/watch?v=kT8Ofmxf6ks
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

>Post a clearer picture so I can use it to troll leftypol
Ok I did original angle in 2 pics, and some new set-ups. The black gun on black trench-coat was making things a little hard though.
Will post in multiple replies.
>Truly enlightened. Is it compatible with real lego?
Yes. Especially the ENLIGHTEN kits (they make non nazi stuff too obvs).
I don't claim to be an expert on bootleg LEGO, but I just claim to have spen $70 on AliExpress Nazi LEGO. That's all. Some of my stuff is just "generic" or didn't really have a brand associated to it. The quality varies. However even the cheapest knock-offs should still be inter-changeable with actual LEGO.
So like I said the quality varies.

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>Search Terms
I bought all of this like 1-2 years ago and its apparently harder now. ENLIGHTEN 1708 and a few other in the 17XX series (gas truck and armorer-trike) are probably easier to get as they aren't "glorifying" Hitler or whatever.

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>Search Terms
"ww2 german leader" "ww2" and more generic searches paired with "lego" are probably more helpful than outright "Hitler" as a search.

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Unloading the gas trucks (17xx ENLIGHTEN)

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Forgive the dust!

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Hitler version from the ENLIGHTEN kit (tan color). I swapped it out with another Hitler i bought separately in black trenchcoat

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Less dusty version in an older pic with tan-color Hitler

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Great thread

just picked up some metal straps for my mi band 2, i already purchased these previously but didnt upload a pic or something
i only had a black one but now i got it on black and silver, the silver one doesnt feel as good as the black one but it looks better imo
es.aliexpress.com/item/nwn-tiananmen-square-1989-OwO/32837294993.html?spm=a2g0s.9042311.0.0.50e463c0dARsmK

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Nice

Reminder to anons that most sellers on aliexpress are not official even if they say so in the title.

how to deal with import anxiety?

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Any mexican user here? I`m about to buy a Mi 9, any seller u guys recommend? Also whats the best shipping method somewhat quick but dont want it to be overpriced

>/hpg/ shill claims 20 dollar chink shitters better than Sennheiser HD6XX
That was me, and are you fucking retarded? It's worse in every aspect but soundstage, but still great for the price. I clearly said that.

Taobao package arrived!

It's 2hu cosplay and that USB-thinkpad bluetooth slot adapter.

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Friend why would you say this!!! Please message personally and we can deal with any problem, just wait another week for problem sorting. Please do not say bad thing about store which is not true. In another month we will fix.

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Ok I take that back. I misread. I thought you said
> such and such is much muddier on my HD6XX's
lol

yo mi paisa
i've read in a facebook group that hong kong goldway ( goldway.aliexpress.com/store/311331? ) usually declares it as your typical "45$ mp4 player" to avoid customs ( youtu.be/qjH_TnPdXZg?t=56 youtu.be/eRcmIDfjAhE?t=46 ) and they use DHL for shipping so it is quite fast

sorry, i forgot to mention that i've never made a purchase with them, on the other hand i have bought some phones from goybest and from geekbuying, i kinda hate goybest as they are fucking snitches and declare the real value of the product, i had to pay taxes for a mi box s (it was aprox 440 pesos) but geekbuying declared my le max 2 as typical "45$ mp4 player"

Will the infographic ever be updated

What's the difference between Nanoleaf™ and Xiaomi™ Nanoleaf™?

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what is the best fidget toy or whatever? maybe a blue mechnical keycap keyring?

What's the best site to get knock off ray bans?

I found some Ryzen cpu listings on aliexpress and they're much cheaper compared to buying them here in my country. I get that some of the listings are CPU only with no cooler which makes them a bit cheap. Still, what's the catch? Why are they so cheap?

4 years ago I gambled and bought a Xeon E5-1620v3 CPU off Taobao for all of $200, it still runs my server to this day. Best gamble ever.

Xiaomi good, sir. Please, buy Xiaomi!

hi Lei, its good to see you here

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What kind of chink technologies can replace a smartphone?

I'll be going to a training event and phones won't be allowed. So my plans for bringing offline ENG Wikipedia and offline military maps went out the shitter.

Being able to record shit is not the problem, they're just anal about e-war even though airplane mode is a thing. A tablet would be great but it would be too conspicuous.

anyone got the gift guide?

streamable.com/mtglr

anyone got the link to this geekkeys.com/keychain/ in ali or similar chink site?

Nice op pic

Asked for a 23 dollar refund on the 27 dollar fake IntelliMouse 3, so far the seller still has not replied. 2 days to go. Should've asked for more now that I think about it.

Don't buy illegal shit.

Literally just search for mechanical switch keychain.

banggood.com/DANIU-Transparent-Practice-Padlocks-with-12pcs-Unlocking-Lock-Pick-Set-Key-Extractor-Tool-Lock-Pick-Tools-p-1168495.html

Came in this morning. Bought for $9 USD with a coupon but it looks like it went up. Considering that the acrylic lock for $5 up to $8 that means that each tool costs 30c at most and 8c at the very least each and that's not even counting the case..

The practice lock is fine for an absolute beginner's first lock but the mechanisms have a lot of play and is sloppy as shit. Any real lock will feel very different. Obviously you shouldn't use it to secure anything and while it does make for a nice desk toy it's not good for much else. Hell, the shackle won't even engage the lugs without substantial force, you have to turn the key to make it go in easy.

The picks are okay. They're made of thin strips of metal with a little more metal riveted on each side. They're not folding which is a good thing considering how flimsy they are. Some of them arrived already bent which definitely happened in the factory as the box just had a few crumples in it. It's a good selection overall, enough to open most shitty masterlocks and door locks. But for less than 30c each I really can't complain.

Thee case is cheapo synth leather but it's fine.

While I would have rather bought
banggood.com/DANIU-24pcs-Single-Hook-Lock-Pick-Set-with-1Pc-Transparent-Lock-Locksmith-Practice-Training-Skill-Set-p-1194133.html
as there seems to be more for the money and the picks are at least of equal quality, I'm fine with this set.

Could've bought it for ~$5 on aliexpress during the sale senpai

Should i get the i10 tws or i12 tws? The i10's apparently sound a lot better but have worse battery life, not sure what is my priority. How do they compare to samsung akg buds you get with galaxy S8/S9?

10 for the price. 12 for almost small margin of improvements

Considering that One plus is a chink company even if they are mainstream. I currently have a OP 3T and I am considering switching to a OP6T, but the no headphone jack and one plus aversion to wireless charging is making me reconsider.
Anything in the same price range? Probably Xiaomi something but brand doesn't matter

Smartwatch?

Yes, the OP6 lol
I believe all the OP analogs from Xiaomi don't have the jack.

Fug, I blame apple for this shit.
At least it should go down in price once the 7 is announced, right?

That should happen indeed, yes. But it'll only be launched in June probably, so be weary.

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link for adapter?

item.taobao.com/item.htm?spm=2013.1.w4023-14558201399.2.4ed8449fRmjGyV&id=557977322810

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Just bought a OPi3.

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Casio F-91W

I actually got a chink hiking watch (ColMi Beyond). Runs off a CR2032. 8/10 would recommend.

what for? i kinda want one but know ill never use it really

you can use it to host a discord tranny server

I already use a OPI PC as small home server for backups, Home Assistant, Pi-Hole, torrent...
This one has 2GB RAM, USB 3.0 and Gigabit Ethernet for 30 bucks.
I will use the old Opi PC for RTL-SDR.

Which ThinkPad? And does it work better than the default? I have a T430.

I bought those meme reddit frog pins an user linked a few weeks ago
Also kanas pros, senfer dt6, and an XP pen tablet

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>Taobao package arrived!
>It's 2hu cosplay and that USB-thinkpad bluetooth slot adapter.

Are you a cute girl?

Myself I am using x230, but doesn't every thinkpad with external bluetooth module use same connector, if you can just physically fit it?
My Intel Wireless-AC 7260 card already got bluetooth support, so that socket for external bluetooth module was unused for me.

This is Jow Forums, so place your bet.

I guess tranny

你疯了,愚蠢的外国鬼子?

nytimes.com/2019/04/06/business/counterfeit-apple-iphone-scam.html

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Can do do a little review of that pen display tablet?
I don't feel like throwing a lot of money for a cintiq.

based

the screen not being laminated is annoying at weird angles, the display is only 1080p, which looks good for a 12'' screen
the pen is fucking amazing, it's battery-less, and has an eraser, but no tilt function, and feels like a previous generation intuos pen, and it's shaped like a normal pencil, pretty comfy to use
you can also just plug the tablet usb port in, and unplug the HDMI port, and it'll function as a normal non display tablet
ALSO, it's efficient enough to be powered off of a usb port, so it isn't plugged into the wall
I like it

Ram. Which do I buy? I pay around $100 for 2x4gb ram around here. Which can I buy?
Also, I currently use 2x4GB in the first and third ram slot. If I buy new ram, do I take away the ones I use now or can I rearrange it? The current ones are not good, I was scammed to use adata

based chinkchonks

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I bought a DDR4 2400Mhz killsre or some shit like that, it works fine.

I can't get anything under ColMi Beyond, do you have a link?

Earpods are not supposed to match good earbuds or iems, they're for the convenience. Buy the one with better battery life, unless you're truly one of those who buy for style.

Thanks friend!

I have i12 tws, they sound OK but pretty much literally any wired in-ear headphones(even cheap ones, assuming they are from good brand) beats them easily in sound quality and insulation, while I haven't used akg buds they mostly likely sound a lot better than i12's.

Ah I see, I just wanted an upgrade for my wireless card and bluetooth module.

What thinkpad you got? You can get Bluetooth 4.0 module for ~$6 aliexpress.com/item/New-Original-4-0-Bluetooth-Module-Lenovo-ThinkPad-X230-X220-T410-T420-T430-T530-T510-T520/32848742774.html
But on other hand Intel Wireless-AC 7260 also got BT4.0 if you got whitelist modded BIOS.
aliexpress.com/item/WTXUP-802-11ac-for-Intel-Wireless-AC-7260-7260HMW-wifi-BT-4-0-Bluetooth-adapter-mini/32908980412.html

I want to buy a sharpening kit on aliexpress, how many stones/grits should I buy? all of them?
80, 120, 200, 400, 500, 600, 800, 1000, 1500, 2000, 3000.

Seems it's no longer in the official store but it's this model

aliexpress.com/item/watch/32851876855.html

So I ordered a couple of fans in late February
And then in mid March I got this message, and I didn't do anything about it, I was like, forget it user, it's chinkshit town
But now I just happened to be looking at my order history and I checked the tracking on it, and it's not up on 17track
Should I do anything about it?

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how much was it?

whatever happens, when it hits the 60 days after the first send, open a dispute. That is not a conditioned rule, that's a mathematical, immutable truth.

Speaking off, now Aliexpress is limiting the ability of "didn't arrive" disputes. I tried to do it and they'll only let me when the order hits close to the 90 day mark. I believe they got that number based on older packages that followed a similar route (in this case, the Super Economy path to Russia).

You don't need that many, maybe 600 and 1000 or so.

Thanks.

Just got these from my mailman

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It comes with a cute case

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Review if possible.

I don't see why it wouldn't

>mfw none of my orders from early march have even left the country yet
Get your shit together, Chang.

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>ordered end of February
>item has been in the China Post International Sorting facility since the 14th of March

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Probably only for Russia because you scam so much.

I need a tablet for reading/watching art related PDF files. It doesn't need fancy processing, it only needs a great screen but has to be cheap. everything else (except battery) can be shit, Idc.

is there an option?

Mipad 4

>1920x1200
this is too low resolution for PDF reading

Teclast M89 then, it has the same retina display as iPad Minis

Anyone here have experience with this? or maybe someone else in a previous thread bought it?
aliexpress.com/item/10-1-inch-2560-1600-Tablet-PC-Teclast-M20-MT6797-X23-Deca-Core-Android-8-0/32902714934.html

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got a multitool in the mail today
except for the horizontal/side screwdriver bit holder, it's pretty good

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Don't get MTK tablets. Get Mi Pad 4 (Plus).

What's a good small keyboard I can use with my phone to play some ASCII rpgs? Cheap, if possible.

why? the mipad 4 plus only has a 1920x1200 screen compared to the 2560x1600 screen of the cheaper teclast m20

But can the processor work well on that res?

apparently it does.
youtube.com/watch?v=kT8Ofmxf6ks

Because resolution isn't everything. Cheap teclast is going to have all kinds of problems like uneven lighting and lightbleed around the edges. The chipset that the device is using simply can't handle that kind of resolution without being unresponsive and laggy piece of shit.

>The chipset that the device is using simply can't handle that kind of resolution without being unresponsive and laggy piece of shit.
nope:
youtube.com/watch?v=kT8Ofmxf6ks