You're paying extra for the amazing customer ser-

>"Mine doesn't." said the salesperson
>"Mine isn't"
I bet she runs Linux.

What do you people expect a store employee to say, if they're taking a cut out of every sale, why would they tell you not to buy something?
They'd get fired for speaking their minds, though being a braindead zombie is arguably it's a prerequisite to work for an Apple store.

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>work on my machine

Imagine supporting this company that bare-faced lies to its customers with mountains of evidence to the contrary.

Just incredible.

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oh no no no no no

To Apple, customer service means the customer services Apple's schlong.

>go to applE store for support on $2500 product
>its just as bad as going to Jow Forumsfor support
Works on my machine :^)

>works on my machine
>itoddlers pay $300 extra for this
lmao

Based and redpilled.

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based

b&r

What's going on in this pic

Bless satania poster

what in the goddamn is this pic? Some sudaca meme?

>works on my machine

I worked at Apple in London’s biggest store for a year, and regularly told people than the MacBook Pro keyboards are unreliable and that the MacBook Air is terrible, without any repercussions whatsoever. So OP’s ‘ specialists ‘ are pretty much choosing to lie.

Well, that was in another country, within another country, very far from the store mentioned in the article.
I imagine the culture/laws might be different enough for both your story and this one to be accurate

Whatever you say, Rakesh

I'm surprised she didn't just tell him all you have to do is suck on it to fix it.

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can't tell if 'country in another country' is London joke or serious misunderstanding of the United Kingdom

Cringe.
Go to hell.

How can you be so based and redpilled my guy

Lenovo gave me a free HDD when my T61 fell in an earthquake and the HDD died. Their support is really top notch

Black guy is cautions of the random meathead giving beer to a chicken.

why wouldn't you just use a vacuum?

LMAO you have to suck Apple's cock to make it run, good lord. Tim Cuck is giving the middle finger and shoving it down every iTard's throat out there, and the bozos keep buying their shit. Now, imagine being not just a larper, but an actual iToddler, and defending this shit.

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> the sales people are corporate, cock sucking drones
> people are supposed to be surprised by this
quality journalism as always by zdnet. not surprised at all by their revelation or by how lousy zdnet is.
also: itoddlers btfo.

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lenovo gave me the finger when my HDD died after letting a laptop run out of battery while seeding torrents every night for 8 months straight
good thing I had a 3rd party warranty

It's just natural for a mac user.

Ideapad or Thinkpad?

Nice.

ideapad, back in uni when I was really into planetside and NEEDED a gpu

well they give different service to the Thinkpad line. Back then my T61 was 2 years old so it was still covered under warranty.

based

>Expecting tech illiterate below-human niggers to have common sense

Cringe.
Go to hell.

Listen OP, the keyboard defect only affects a very small number of customers. If you are affected we're sorry you are having problems. That must suck. Best rest assured you are an exception and most Macbook users are reporting a wonderful experience with their keyboard. Are you sure yours isn't broken because of something you did? Liquid damage perhaps?

My head fucking hurts after resding this.

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imagine not only scamming your customers on massively inflated hardware costs, but making them literally suck your shit off just to make it work
I kinda like apple

bassed

Imagine paying for this trash.

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how exactly would you respond to this considering you are a dumb salesperson and your job is to flog Apple's junk?

...

baste

kek

bass

cope

>They'd get fired for speaking their minds
This happened to me at BestBuy, Staples, and then Apple. I now work a remote helpdesk job. Should I kill myself?

10/10

how will mactoddlers ever recover?

at this point im thinking that craplel users that are not old men or women have no fucking dignity or intelligence.

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This. I fucking love Apple now. Not in a way that I would ever buy any of their products, but the fact that they are just ridiculing their customers and cashing in on them with shitty products that will probably in the future require you to shove it in the ass to make it work.

Apple employees do not work commission.

They don't even get paid.

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beyzt

>comfy apple hate thread
>first fucking post is this hivemind forced bullshit
you nerds really hate fun dont you

good post
aaand baited. You guys are so fucking dumb.