I'm here for the interview

I'm here for the interview

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We don’t hire niggers.

Have a seat Mr. Anderson

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Kek

My greatest weakness is that I sometimes work TOO hard.

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what would you say is your greatest weakness?

>what would you say is your greatest weakness?
Fapping to trannies at muh desk.

How are your nunchuk skills?

old handsome men like you

>My IQ is too high to socialize with normal people

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I'm a perfectionist

Bumping to see neo posters

You look like a guy that can slice and dice code like it's Vince Shlomi's hooker. You good with the Linux and the web-java? Tell you what, I'll toss you a bone. Work for me starting today and if you do well we can have you a permanent position in a month. Just don't go tellin those hacker friends of yours, we only have one spot, and I think it has your name on it. I can tell by the way you are, I just know. I can smell it. I know by the way your eyes dart away when I look atcha, and the way you've got those cartoon stickers on your laptop. Your the real deal. I get guys comin in here every day sayin theys a code ninja. Well you ain't no ninja buddy, your a samurai, and soon your gonna be my samurai. Go find Tony, he'll give you a desk by the security squadrant, they'll show you the ropes.

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I like your style. Why not write a book in a mafia themed demeanor?

Would you please remove any metallic items you're carrying

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Unironically this

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I have that costume. I wear it evryday

If you wear it everyday, it stops being a costume user